What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[mickyp123]

I have a toy box that is full of fun toys.

I don't believe anyone has ever asked me if I have a chest that's full of anything though. It only takes one glance in my direction to answer that question!

So for the male point of view you have a chest of toys

 

[LizVegas79]

"So, you want your wife to catch us together? But I thought you said she was
that crazy fucking Latina who totally lost it on our tour guide today. I mean,
she's hot and I'd totally love to fuck her but isn't she sort of ... I dunno ...
kind of dangerous to piss off?"

 

[mickyp123]

I’ve brought a thermal imaging camera you can look at me with, even with this dress on you will see all my little hot bits, if you say all the right naughty words you can watch me get hotter, wanna play

 

[Chernosoth]

 

[LizVegas79]

"Hey, you said entertain your friends so I entertained
your friends. They're not complaining. Why are you?"

 

[LizVegas79]

"You have exactly two seconds to put your cock back in your pants, buddy, or I'm going to kick you in the balls
so hard you're not just going to see stars, you're going to meet God."

 

[investor2020]

Her: "Just because I'm sitting here with a bare butt and a glass of
wine in my hand, you think I'm easy? . . . Take your left hand out of
your pocket and show me your ring finger, and take your wallet
out and show me your Gold American Express card. Then maybe
we can talk."

 

[bunny4med]

We were just practicing for the pie eating contest.

 

[bunny4med]

Hey honey. You just missed Bob. He dropped by to return something you left at his house while he was away.

 

[bunny4med]

Do you feel like eating out tonight?

 

[bunny4med]

My hair isn't the only thing kinky about me.

 

[mickyp123]

Funny i spend £30 on a pair of knickers and your focus is on that bit you can't see, .......c'mere gusset lover

 

[bunny4med]

Do you want the Doublemint experience?

 

[bunny4med]

Are these real ??

I'll need a closer examination, being a doctor an all, but I believe they are.

 

[investor2020]

Her: "Honey, the invite said to 'wear something in black but show a little' . . .
is this ok?"

 

[Trubbycat]

Her: "Honey, the invite said to 'wear something in black but show a little' . . .
is this ok?"

Damn it, Wish sent me a child size swimsuit. Again.

 

[investor2020]

Her: "I heard what Liz was wearing to the party, so I thought maybe
she and I could be bookends."

 

[investor2020]

Message received . . .

 

[investor2020]

Her: "Well Liz did say the party would be sheer delight !"

 

[investor2020]

Her: "I swear this dress was without a wrinkle before I stepped
into that Vegas elevator full of men."

 

[LizVegas79]

Her: "I swear this dress was without a wrinkle before I stepped
into that Vegas elevator full of men."

I've had the same thing happen to me!

 

[LizVegas79]

Her: "I heard what Liz was wearing to the party, so I thought maybe
she and I could be bookends."

That would probably make finding a guy who likes to read a lot easier! LOL

 

[LizVegas79]

"Honey, we have exactly 22 minutes before the kids wake up. If you don't
wake up and start fucking me right this minute I'm going to find some cute
rando guy today and let him fuck me anyway he wants AND I'm going to
let him cum inside me without a condom too. And guess who'll be having
creampie for dessert tonight? That's right. You."

 

[EricaLynch]

"What do you think? Should I call my husband and tell him I'll be spending the night, or do I have to go back to him and make sure someone makes me cum tonight..."

 

[LizVegas79]

Decisions ... decisions ....

"What do you think? Should I call my husband and tell him I'll be spending the night, or do I have to go back to him and make sure someone makes me cum tonight..."