What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux
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Lady on the right: "What an evening ! I'm so glad you and your husband joined
our couples party tonight. I enjoyed him, but I am so looking forward to more
of you in the future."
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"Is that your jag parked out front? Tell you what, how about we play two out of three? You win, you can do me right here on
this pool table as many times and as hard as you like. But if I win, you hand over the keys. Deal?"
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"Who here wants to have some fun? I need two, no make that three,
volunteers to help me get back at my husband for sleeping with my
ex-best friend."
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Hello Dear, long time no see.
"Is that your jag parked out front? Tell you what, how about we play two out of three? You win, you can do me right here on
this pool table as many times and as hard as you like. But if I win, you hand over the keys. Deal?"
O k two out of three works for me...it's a win win. The taxes on that car are bitch.
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"That's okay. My CPA and I have an arrangement. When he gets me out of paying taxes on stuff, I get out my clothes for him."
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Then it's a win win for both of us."That's okay. My CPA and I have an arrangement. When he gets me out of paying taxes on stuff, I get out my clothes for him."
Especially when I run the table.
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"Yeah, you're probably right. I'm a little rusty. I only came in second at Nationals last year."
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Again...win-win. You're intoxicating scent is enough to get me going because i'm better after four drinks.
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Oh that's such a coincidence! I'm better after four drinks too! Well, not at pool, but the other thing."
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Let's face it we're both winners.Oh that's such a coincidence! I'm better after four drinks too! Well, not at pool, but the other thing."
After I buy you four drinks, And as I lean over your shoulder to catch more of your scent.
But perhaps the competition is even at that point. And who knows who will win.
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Okay, if this is the negotiation, can I keep the company car? And can we get the pethouse?
"Look, you have two choices. You can go home, back to your wife and tell her why you don't have a job. Orrrrrrr...you can keep your job and keep me company on my business trip to the corporate office with me."
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Lady on the settee - "Oh my, I'd so rather be kissed like that !"
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"Why yes, I am your present tonight . . . would you like to help unwrap me?"
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"I'm glad you could join me for lunch, Liz . . . would you like a nibble?"
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Lady off screeen: "Ok, but only one more glass for me."
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Lady on the left: "Welcome Liz . . . we thought you forgot about our party . . .
We've already started, but you can catch up."
