What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[bunny4med]

We'll do more than suck your soul out of you.

 

[Booboobear84]

Care to shiver me timbers!

You have me shiviering

 

[Booboobear84]

We'll do more than suck your soul out of you.

So by the time you do I won't care?

 

[Trubbycat]

Okay I'll try, but I'm not sure that thing will fit in my ass...

 

[thefishfryer]

Care to shiver me timbers!

I have the wood you need for that, Lignum Vitae it has strength, density, and toughness.

 

[thefishfryer]

When I agreed to spice up our sex life by introducing another guy, I didn't expect you to invite the whole football team.

 

[mickyp123]

My Party Trick, Turn me on with just your words and if your good the zip will open without me touching it.

 

[mickyp123]

I have the wood you need for that, Lignum Vitae it has strength, density, and toughness.

its why they call them Musk its

 

[bunny4med]

Welcome to Sherwood Forest. Care to put Robin in a little hood and aim for my bullseye.

 

[hairball18]

Welcome to Sherwood Forest. Care to put Robin in a little hood and aim for my bullseye.

Little John to the rescue.

 

[bunny4med]

Happy Birthday. Why don't you unwrap your presents before the cake.

 

[thefishfryer]

Welcome to Sherwood Forest. Care to put Robin in a little hood and aim for my bullseye.

I think she done some copicing.

 

[thefishfryer]

.
Happy Birthday. Why don't you unwrap your presents before the cake.

Cake first. Then we'll see if there's anything left to unwrap.

 

[LizVegas79]

"Thanks for the ride, handsome. Both of them."

 

[Booboobear84]

"Thanks for the ride, handsome. Both of them."

If she rode me I'm not sure I would be in shape to drive (and I wouldn't care).

 

[LizVegas79]

"Ha. Ha. Yes, I'm boning up on something. And yes, I see, as usual, you're just boning up."

 

[LizVegas79]

"I already told you. I'm going to go to a fun party where there are lots of cute, young guys and the women are in charge.
You can either stay here and be mad about it, or, you can come, watch, and do as your told. The choice is yours."

(Moms need to have fun on their birthday every once in awhile too!)

 

[thefishfryer]

That diary is a record of my secret inner thoughts. If you read it, you will have some serious decisions to make.

 

[thefishfryer]

"I already told you. I'm going to go to a fun party where there are lots of cute, young guys and the women are in charge.
You can either stay here and be mad about it, or, you can come, watch, and do as your told. The choice is yours."

(Moms need to have fun on their birthday every once in awhile too!)

But I ordered a Chinese takeaway?

 

[whenagain]

"Thanks for the ride, handsome. Both of them."

“Now to get some fresh air.”

 

[thefishfryer]

The paparazzi are going to love this.

 

[Jasmine12345]

That diary is a record of my secret inner thoughts. If you read it, you will have some serious decisions to make.

thefishfryer,
you shall wait for me to make my serious decision.​

 

[thefishfryer]

thefishfryer,​

you shall wait for me to make my serious decision.​

I'm prepared to wait, but not for too long.

 

[LizVegas79]

"Mmmm ... well hello there. Are you going up sweetie?"

 

[thefishfryer]

"Mmmm ... well hello there. Are you going up sweetie?"

Wouldn't you like me to go down first?