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You have me shiviering![]()
Care to shiver me timbers!
So by the time you do I won't care?![]()
We'll do more than suck your soul out of you.
Okay I'll try, but I'm not sure that thing will fit in my ass...
I have the wood you need for that, Lignum Vitae it has strength, density, and toughness.![]()
Care to shiver me timbers!
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My Party Trick, Turn me on with just your words and if your good the zip will open without me touching it.
I have the wood you need for that, Lignum Vitae it has strength, density, and toughness.
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its why they call them Musk its
Little John to the rescue.![]()
Welcome to Sherwood Forest. Care to put Robin in a little hood and aim for my bullseye.
I think she done some copicing.![]()
Welcome to Sherwood Forest. Care to put Robin in a little hood and aim for my bullseye.
Cake first. Then we'll see if there's anything left to unwrap..![]()
Happy Birthday. Why don't you unwrap your presents before the cake.
If she rode me I'm not sure I would be in shape to drive (and I wouldn't care).![]()
"Thanks for the ride, handsome. Both of them."
But I ordered a Chinese takeaway?![]()
"I already told you. I'm going to go to a fun party where there are lots of cute, young guys and the women are in charge.
You can either stay here and be mad about it, or, you can come, watch, and do as your told. The choice is yours."
(Moms need to have fun on their birthday every once in awhile too!)
“Now to get some fresh air.”![]()
"Thanks for the ride, handsome. Both of them."
That diary is a record of my secret inner thoughts. If you read it, you will have some serious decisions to make.
I'm prepared to wait, but not for too long.thefishfryer,
you shall wait for me to make my serious decision.
Wouldn't you like me to go down first?![]()
"Mmmm ... well hello there. Are you going up sweetie?"