What's the worst PM you've ever got?

[Taegul]

I had one woman actually act offended at my $3.99 per minute rates for e-boning. Bitch please, you think I give this away for free?

Blocked!

 

[pandaburr]

I had one woman actually act offended at my $3.99 per minute rates for e-boning. Bitch please, you think I give this away for free?

Blocked!

The audacity! don't ever settle for less, Taegul.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I dont get a lot of PMs and very few bad ones. Every so often some dude will threaten me over something he did not think was funny. Also I get the ‘Whats wrong with you?’ PM from some skank.

 

[Taegul]

Did you guys hear something?

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Like 3-5 years ago, I added the “I’m a guy. I promise” to my profile.

That’s because for a short stretch the profile picture and my posts (haha) led too many people to believe I was female. And the result was so many gross and obviously mass-sent messages.

So my story is that my worst pm is probably like the shit that women, here, experience on the regular.

 

[Taegul]

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I could never ignore you, Rainshine. You know you get the half off special any time you like.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I recently had some dude pm me requesting a picture with specific pose while wearing low rise jeans and heels, then give me shade about ignoring it. It was the low rise jeans that was the most offensive part. Like, first I don't even like wearing pants, that is why I live in sundresses and yoga pants. Second, I am 43, I haven't worn low rise jeans since they were in style the first time in the 90s and I had a BMI of 15. Ain't no woman my age looking forward to this style resurgence. Where would I get these jeans? It has been 25 years, not like they are in my drawer, or would even make it up my thighs, and you can't order women's jeans online and expect them to fit, since women's sizes are imaginary creations designed as a joke that change based on how the tagger felt that day. Am I supposed to go to a mall? But, I am plus size, do you know what isn't carried in the mall, low rise jeans for middle aged chubby chicks, because it is even more of a fashion abomination than the existence of low rise jeans in juniors. Then the icing on the cake of the humiliation of such an atrocious act as me in low rise jeans, is the torture of wearing shoes I can't even walk in because they were forged in the depths of Hell by Satan himself. This dude is sadistic fuck. No thank you. I have had a lot of shit tossed in my pms over the years, but I really think I'd rather be called a fucking cunt a hundred times then ever have "low rise jeans" enter my pms again.

 

[Shenanigans90]

What’s up? That’s creative. I would rather have something rude and crude.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I recently had some dude pm me requesting a picture with specific pose while wearing low rise jeans and heels, then give me shade about ignoring it. It was the low rise jeans that was the most offensive part. Like, first I don't even like wearing pants, that is why I live in sundresses and yoga pants. Second, I am 43, I haven't worn low rise jeans since they were in style the first time in the 90s and I had a BMI of 15. Ain't no woman my age looking forward to this style resurgence. Where would I get these jeans? It has been 25 years, not like they are in my drawer, or would even make it up my thighs, and you can't order women's jeans online and expect them to fit, since women's sizes are imaginary creations designed as a joke that change based on how the tagger felt that day. Am I supposed to go to a mall? But, I am plus size, do you know what isn't carried in the mall, low rise jeans for middle aged chubby chicks, because it is even more of a fashion abomination than the existence of low rise jeans in juniors. Then the icing on the cake of the humiliation of such an atrocious act as me in low rise jeans, is the torture of wearing shoes I can't even walk in because they were forged in the depths of Hell by Satan himself. This dude is sadistic fuck. No thank you. I have had a lot of shit tossed in my pms over the years, but I really think I'd rather be called a fucking cunt a hundred times then ever have "low rise jeans" enter my pms again.

Sorry just I just miss the 90s. Dont have to throw a wet blanket on me, low rise jeans and Dino Jr tshirts.

 

[pandaburr]

I recently had some dude pm me requesting a picture with specific pose while wearing low rise jeans and heels, then give me shade about ignoring it. It was the low rise jeans that was the most offensive part. Like, first I don't even like wearing pants, that is why I live in sundresses and yoga pants. Second, I am 43, I haven't worn low rise jeans since they were in style the first time in the 90s and I had a BMI of 15. Ain't no woman my age looking forward to this style resurgence. Where would I get these jeans? It has been 25 years, not like they are in my drawer, or would even make it up my thighs, and you can't order women's jeans online and expect them to fit, since women's sizes are imaginary creations designed as a joke that change based on how the tagger felt that day. Am I supposed to go to a mall? But, I am plus size, do you know what isn't carried in the mall, low rise jeans for middle aged chubby chicks, because it is even more of a fashion abomination than the existence of low rise jeans in juniors. Then the icing on the cake of the humiliation of such an atrocious act as me in low rise jeans, is the torture of wearing shoes I can't even walk in because they were forged in the depths of Hell by Satan himself. This dude is sadistic fuck. No thank you. I have had a lot of shit tossed in my pms over the years, but I really think I'd rather be called a fucking cunt a hundred times then ever have "low rise jeans" enter my pms again.

i wear my jeans up to my tits so this pm would turn me all the way off as well. It helps that’s the style nowadays too.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

i wear my jeans up to my tits so this pm would turn me all the way off as well. It helps that’s the style nowadays too.

I am glad I am not alone. It left me rather traumatized about what horrors my box might hold for like a week. Thankfully the low post count guys are back to dick pics and telling me what they want to stick where.

 

[gga]

I recently had some dude pm me requesting a picture with specific pose while wearing low rise jeans and heels, then give me shade about ignoring it. It was the low rise jeans that was the most offensive part. Like, first I don't even like wearing pants, that is why I live in sundresses and yoga pants. Second, I am 43, I haven't worn low rise jeans since they were in style the first time in the 90s and I had a BMI of 15. Ain't no woman my age looking forward to this style resurgence. Where would I get these jeans? It has been 25 years, not like they are in my drawer, or would even make it up my thighs, and you can't order women's jeans online and expect them to fit, since women's sizes are imaginary creations designed as a joke that change based on how the tagger felt that day. Am I supposed to go to a mall? But, I am plus size, do you know what isn't carried in the mall, low rise jeans for middle aged chubby chicks, because it is even more of a fashion abomination than the existence of low rise jeans in juniors. Then the icing on the cake of the humiliation of such an atrocious act as me in low rise jeans, is the torture of wearing shoes I can't even walk in because they were forged in the depths of Hell by Satan himself. This dude is sadistic fuck. No thank you. I have had a lot of shit tossed in my pms over the years, but I really think I'd rather be called a fucking cunt a hundred times then ever have "low rise jeans" enter my pms again.

Now *that* is a post!

 

[gga]

Want me to kick his ass

I won't do it again SP!

 

[Massive Grooves]

I recently had some dude pm me requesting a picture with specific pose while wearing low rise jeans and heels, then give me shade about ignoring it. It was the low rise jeans that was the most offensive part. Like, first I don't even like wearing pants, that is why I live in sundresses and yoga pants. Second, I am 43, I haven't worn low rise jeans since they were in style the first time in the 90s and I had a BMI of 15. Ain't no woman my age looking forward to this style resurgence. Where would I get these jeans? It has been 25 years, not like they are in my drawer, or would even make it up my thighs, and you can't order women's jeans online and expect them to fit, since women's sizes are imaginary creations designed as a joke that change based on how the tagger felt that day. Am I supposed to go to a mall? But, I am plus size, do you know what isn't carried in the mall, low rise jeans for middle aged chubby chicks, because it is even more of a fashion abomination than the existence of low rise jeans in juniors. Then the icing on the cake of the humiliation of such an atrocious act as me in low rise jeans, is the torture of wearing shoes I can't even walk in because they were forged in the depths of Hell by Satan himself. This dude is sadistic fuck. No thank you. I have had a lot of shit tossed in my pms over the years, but I really think I'd rather be called a fucking cunt a hundred times then ever have "low rise jeans" enter my pms again.

You had a BMI of 15? I don’t know what my BMI is. It just always says, overweight.

I hear Mervyn’s has a sale on low rise jeans right now. Enjoy the mall.

 

[gga]

For you, I'll let it slide, but we got to protect all our Reaction Girls.

Hell yeah we do!

 

[St_Raphael]

I recently had some dude pm me requesting a picture with specific pose while wearing low rise jeans and heels, then give me shade about ignoring it. It was the low rise jeans that was the most offensive part. Like, first I don't even like wearing pants, that is why I live in sundresses and yoga pants. Second, I am 43, I haven't worn low rise jeans since they were in style the first time in the 90s and I had a BMI of 15. Ain't no woman my age looking forward to this style resurgence. Where would I get these jeans? It has been 25 years, not like they are in my drawer, or would even make it up my thighs, and you can't order women's jeans online and expect them to fit, since women's sizes are imaginary creations designed as a joke that change based on how the tagger felt that day. Am I supposed to go to a mall? But, I am plus size, do you know what isn't carried in the mall, low rise jeans for middle aged chubby chicks, because it is even more of a fashion abomination than the existence of low rise jeans in juniors. Then the icing on the cake of the humiliation of such an atrocious act as me in low rise jeans, is the torture of wearing shoes I can't even walk in because they were forged in the depths of Hell by Satan himself. This dude is sadistic fuck. No thank you. I have had a lot of shit tossed in my pms over the years, but I really think I'd rather be called a fucking cunt a hundred times then ever have "low rise jeans" enter my pms again.

Sorry about that. I won’t ask again. I’d settle for a latex catsuit?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Want me to kick his ass

nah, I put on my big girl panties....they have a waist at my waist and all was good in the world

Now *that* is a post!

are you laughing at my jeans trauma? so rude.

You had a BMI of 15? I don’t know what my BMI is. It just always says, overweight.

I hear Mervyn’s has a sale on low rise jeans right now. Enjoy the mall.

At times, ya know, protruding hip bones to go with the fucking low rise jeans. I had to google Mervyn's. never heard of them until now. I haven't been to a mall in like 5 years. I only went when Victoria Secrets would send dozens of $10 gift cards, not combinable online lol. They stopped doing that, free panties are not enough to lure me.

Sorry about that. I won’t ask again. I’d settle for a latex catsuit?

hey, that is preferable, at least it stretches so one doesn't have to go to a mall to try on 20 for one that sort of fits.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I had one fairly well known Lit dude rate all the ladies he’d e-boned for their level of kink and skill. Thinking that might make me more inclined to ebone him.

It didn’t.

I wonder how truthful he was...

I had a similar conversation with a well known lit dude and I doubted some of his "conquests".

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I had one fairly well known Lit dude rate all the ladies he’d e-boned for their level of kink and skill. Thinking that might make me more inclined to ebone him.

It didn’t.

oh jesus christ, how did he think that would be a good idea. lalalala, dude, stop talking, no names, I do not need or want that information.

I wonder how truthful he was...

I had a similar conversation with a well known lit dude and I doubted some of his "conquests".

so apparently lit is high school to some. Does he give himself more points for fake conquests with some than other fake conquests? Dudes in my high school did that.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I do think a few people here peaked in high school

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I plan on peaking in my eighties

 

[mickyp123]

I got one from a 35 year old blonde who said she fancied a dirty weekend where we would both write down six of our darkest fantasies and put them in a box to pick them out one by one and fulfil them.she said as soon as I could get there we would have a drink and get going. Ffs she wanted me to travel to her place

 

[Massive Grooves]

I plan on peaking in my eighties

Fuck. I hope I don’t live that long.

I may have peaked in the 80s…

The 80s weren’t good for me.

I was just a skinny little kid with no social skills. No longer a kid or all that skinny.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I plan on peaking in my eighties

I have decided that when I retire, I am going to behave like a complete and utter cunt. I have behaved all these years so I think I have earned the right to mess around a little.

 

[Karabare]

I may have peaked in the 80s…

You're always peak!