What's the worst PM you've ever got?

[aussiegeekygal]

Right out of the gate he started with role play but not like establishing anything. Actually calling me mommy and needing his 'di-di' changed.

Just, no. No. nononononono.

Bahahaha
What the actual fuck?!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Right out of the gate he started with role play but not like establishing anything. Actually calling me mommy and needing his 'di-di' changed.

Just, no. No. nononononono.

So did things spice up when you finally changed his diaper?

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

So did things spice up when you finally changed his diaper?

I wouldn't know, I never responded.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I wouldn't know, I never responded.

You should’ve done it for our enjoyment!

 

[EnigmaSquared]

Being an abrasive asshole means I rarely receive PMs of any kind. Even when I initiate the conversation, I've found most women won't even waste the time to send me a courtesy "twist your dick off and shove it up your own ass then set yourself on fire" response. Kinda hurts my feelings, if I'm being honest.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

You should’ve done it for our enjoyment!

I guess I'm just not that amusing.

 

[Azuldrgon]

The worst pm's I ever received were the ones I never received.
I have had a few relationships on here and it's the messages where they disappear without a trace that proved to be the worse.
These are the ones that make me retreat back into a space where I am too protective of myself.
I hate being ghosted, even if they did it for a good cause.

 

[NastyNyx]

Being an abrasive asshole means I rarely receive PMs of any kind. Even when I initiate the conversation, I've found most women won't even waste the time to send me a courtesy "twist your dick off and shove it up your own ass then set yourself on fire" response. Kinda hurts my feelings, if I'm being honest.

Try me

 

[EnigmaSquared]

Try me

But you know that I like my women a little bit mean, so with you it would just be flirting. Not that same. (I'd still give you a whirl anytime. )

 

[NastyNyx]

But you know that I like my women a little bit mean, so with you it would just be flirting. Not that same. (I'd still give you a whirl anytime. )

Lol I know you do...but flirting is fun. I like the thought of you giving me a whirl

 

[barefootgirl69]

It was titled "E-boning" (I hate that word!)

The message was "Are you the one?"
My reply was a meme of Darla asking "Are you out of your mind?"

 

[Bbl87]

It was titled "E-boning" (I hate that word!)

The message was "Are you the one?"
My reply was a meme of Darla asking "Are you out of your mind?"

My bad.



I haven't received any that bad. Just some from gay men wanting to chat or asking to see things as a result of posting in threads about penis size and things like that. Not offended or anything, just don't swing that way. Hence my 100% straight line below my name now.

 

[Girly_girl]

The worst pm's I ever received were the ones I never received.
I have had a few relationships on here and it's the messages where they disappear without a trace that proved to be the worse.
These are the ones that make me retreat back into a space where I am too protective of myself.
I hate being ghosted, even if they did it for a good cause.

This…. So much this

 

[Lady2020]

Well, I can say I don't appreciate unsolicited dick pics.

 

[Tallulah82]

It was about 3 nights ago. I was about to strip and get freaky when @Saltfountain declared he had to go to bed.

Such a fucking tease.

 

[bullus]

Some dude PM'd me once and said,

"Dude my wife loves your cock, want to fuck her?"

Come on, really? I'm supposed to believe some random person on the internet showed one of my dick pics to his wife and she demanded he arrange a meeting. I can't imagine how many fall for it though...

 

[Tallulah82]

Some dude PM'd me once and said,

"Dude my wife loves your cock, want to fuck her?"

Come on, really? I'm supposed to believe some random person on the internet showed one of my dick pics to his wife and she demanded he arrange a meeting. I can't imagine how many fall for it though...

Hey, that was my hubby. I was trying to act coy and not approach you directly. Pfft.

You missed out there, man.

 

[bullus]

Hey, that was my hubby. I was trying to act coy and not approach you directly. Pfft.

You missed out there, man.

Well, my big fat ass has an OnlyFarts to keep alive, so no free dick ma'am.....
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...respectfully *tips hat*

 

[Tallulah82]

Being told I have to work for a dick pic. He wants effort. EFFORT! Like proper conversation, getting to know each other, e-cuddling and shit.

FFS.

 

[filt]

Invariably the shittest pm’s I get are the ones that are “Hello” or “How are you?” - pleasant at least but nothing kills my interest quicker.

Not here but one of the best “worst” I’ve received was a long elaborate declaration wanting me to be a farmer in a hucow relationship. I then promptly went to urban dictionary and nearly burst blood vessels in laughter.

Own your kinks, enjoy them but appreciating a good steak is about as linked to the bovine world as I ever have or will be

 

[PassionsFlame]

Maybe the one titled "Sexy Fat Ass"

 

[thetiesthatbindme]

Some A-hole asked if my underaged daughter would like to join in...hand to God,true story!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Maybe the one titled "Sexy Fat Ass"

I will send you a “Sexy, Curvy, and Perfect Ass” PM! Actually two…which mathematically negates the asshole PM, right?

 

[PassionsFlame]

I will send you a “Sexy, Curvy, and Perfect Ass” PM! Actually two…which mathematically negates the asshole PM, right?

You're my hero Your PM could negate several asshole PMs

 

[Tallulah82]

Most recently, the worst one was beautifully written. Well thought out. Smooth as butter. Poetry.

I don't fucking understand poetry. Had no idea what they were saying. You could insult me in poetry and I wouldn't get it. I felt so stupid. I hate feeling stupid.

Stupid poetry.