What's the worst PM you've ever got?

[ydahecnot]

Never say no straight away. Always waste their time with a few questions:

What flavour is it?
Is it fresh, it looks a little off?
What are those spots on it?
Does it come different sizes, like bigger?

Your favorite
Just handled this morning
Just the one spot
It’s a limited edition

 

[KatieDoes]

It’s not the worst ever, but an openly racist and misogynistic trumphumping loon pm’d me this week thinking that we’d be a great match.

We would not.

 

[jason28053]

“Hey bro sup? Can I fuck your wife? Got any daughters I can fuck?”
That one ranks way up there as worst. I’ve had other terrible ones sent to me.

And your brother sent you this?

 

[NightOfPassion2]

The "I don't want to know or talk to or meet anyone from here ". There still here

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

It’s not the worst ever, but an openly racist and misogynistic trumphumping loon pm’d me this week thinking that we’d be a great match.

We would not.

It's always the ones who spend 0.0 seconds reading profiles and posting history

 

[KatieDoes]

It's always the ones who spend 0.0 seconds reading profiles and posting history

I do get a LOT of ‘show me what’s so great about your tits!’ Who then respond with shock when I reject that type of advance, and call me a bitch.

Yeah. I know. It’s literally RIGHT THERE NEXT TO THE TITS THING.

 

[ydahecnot]

Not necessarily bad content-wise, but the ones I get from members, as it were, thinking I am a woman. Way back, one guy started to talk sweet to me, and I quickly said, “Sorry, guy here.” About a year later, same thing from the same guy.

 

[barefootgirl69]

The first PM I've ever received remains the worst. A guy asked me if I could jack him off with my feet No context, no conversation, I'd said nothing anywhere that would insinuate that I was open to the kink...then he got irrationally angry when I declined

I hate those PMs. I was naive in using my penchant for enjoying "feet freedom" as a user name.

 

[base10]

I recently got one from a submissive male asking if I would role play as his mommy and it would be good for him.

I very curious where I've given off the vibe that play like that is what I'm looking for. Not to mention a sub immediately stating something would be good for him. Yeah, that's a pass

 

[Tallulah82]

Not necessarily bad content-wise, but the ones I get from members, as it were, thinking I am a woman. Way back, one guy started to talk sweet to me, and I quickly said, “Sorry, guy here.” About a year later, same thing from the same guy.

Never thought you were a woman. But I refused to pm you until I figured out how to say your name. If I recall, it only took me three years.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I do get a LOT of ‘show me what’s so great about your tits!’ Who then respond with shock when I reject that type of advance, and call me a bitch.

Yeah. I know. It’s literally RIGHT THERE NEXT TO THE TITS THING.

I mean, you said your tits are great, it's like right there in the social contract that your acknowledgment of said fact makes them available to any and all wankers who might want to take a run at you.

 

[ydahecnot]

Never thought you were a woman. But I refused to pm you until I figured out how to say your name. If I recall, it only took me three years.

You could have stood to watch Bumper Stumpers

 

[Tallulah82]

You could have stood to watch Bumper Stumpers

Ugh. Homework.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

“Prick” used in a sexual context makes me immediately think “needle dick”

Exactly!

I never get to the end. About 3 or 4 sentences in, when I realise he isn’t prioritising me, I stopped reading

I’ve never gotten past a paragraph. Skimming searching for “pussycunt” yesterday was the most time I’ve ever given them

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Now I feel the need to write a Hans Christian Andersen style bedtime story entited "The Prick and the Pussycunt."

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Pretty much any PM from closeted pervs that see "bisexual" in my profile and just decide they can totally unleash their disgustingness. One dude opened with a (obviously stolen) dick pic and said "my wife and kids are out of town, I'm a sissy f****t, come watch me jerk off!" It's honestly kind of upsetting. If you think this is okay you're a piece of shit.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Received a very obvious and poorly typed spam email trying to get me to buy pics.

 

[13Fantasies]

Pretty much any PM from closeted pervs that see "bisexual" in my profile and just decide they can totally unleash their disgustingness. One dude opened with a (obviously stolen) dick pic and said "my wife and kids are out of town, I'm a sissy f****t, come watch me jerk off!" It's honestly kind of upsetting. If you think this is okay you're a piece of shit.

Especially since you're all about the babygirls

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m trying to make sure that I don’t throw anyone under the bus (so I won’t show his name), but this one was just thirsty AF.

Dear Pmann,

It’s me. How do I get a girl to like me?

No one wants to see my scaly penis.

Plz help. Thx.

Mr_b(redacted)gey

 

[sallysparrow23]

I got a message recently that wasn't meant for me to see.

 

[BadAmy]

A 4 page diatribe on my toxic liberalism and how much of a failure I am as an American woman.

 

[sallysparrow23]

A 4 page diatribe on my toxic liberalism and how much of a failure I am as an American woman.

Girl, 4 pages? Someone put effort into that!

 

[AmberLGreen]

A 4 page diatribe on my toxic liberalism and how much of a failure I am as an American woman.

I hope you gave it a thorough proof-reading with your red pen

 

[barefootgirl69]

It wasn't the worst, but there was one today about "your brother or dad". NMK.

 

[AmberLGreen]

It wasn't the worst, but there was one today about "your brother or dad". NMK.

I have had quite a few odd ones in the last few days. It tends to happen when i haven’t been that active on the threads for a little while. Either that or there has been a full moon