What's the worst PM you've ever got?

I had dm someone and asked if they were OK. Their reply was they were not interested in me or an online relationship. They have a husband and don't need a boy toy.

I told her congrats and hope they are OK since they had posted they weren't doing well.
 
After sharing a pic of my toy collection, an opening message from someone I'd never spoken to before:

"Which one do you use the most??"
"That's a secret known only by me and myself."
"Secrets are meant to be shared ;)"


Like, no! No they most definitely are not. You have a grave misconception of the one fundamental trait of a secret.

It was all very off-putting.
 
After sharing a pic of my toy collection, an opening message from someone I'd never spoken to before:

"Which one do you use the most??"
"That's a secret known only by me and myself."
"Secrets are meant to be shared ;)"


Like, no! No they most definitely are not. You have a grave misconception of the one fundamental trait of a secret.

It was all very off-putting.
Probably less off putting than if you’d answered and they went into full on sexting which I think was likely the poorly concealed goal of the PM 😂
 
I'm used to unwanted approaches, those just roll off of me by now, but such a tenuous grasp of the English language was more than I could stand!
I was shook, shook I tell you.
“Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.”

In reality, I’m sure they knew exactly what the word means, but thought they were being charming by twisting it to suit themselves. Poor grasp of flirting and emotional IQ I think 🤭
 
The majority of the ones I get are people whinging at me for being mean to them but there is one guy who has sent me a few that are absolutely awful. He sends a really long message (anyone would think he was going for a PhD in erotica because it is like a dissertation) which is a sexual scenario. I have never interacted with this guy so he has no idea what I like, what my fantasies are or whether I am interested or not. This is his fantasy that he is sending. That is his biggest mistake because if he clearly paid any attention to my posts, he would know that I am all about me. I don’t give a fuck about what he wants.

And he uses the word “pussycunt”. I fucking hate that. Call it a pussy or a cunt, I don’t mind but don’t put them together. It shows you don’t know what words I like. Again, attention to detail.

I am sure that many other women will have received these as it is clearly a cut and paste job
 
The majority of the ones I get are people whinging at me for being mean to them but there is one guy who has sent me a few that are absolutely awful. He sends a really long message (anyone would think he was going for a PhD in erotica because it is like a dissertation) which is a sexual scenario. I have never interacted with this guy so he has no idea what I like, what my fantasies are or whether I am interested or not. This is his fantasy that he is sending. That is his biggest mistake because if he clearly paid any attention to my posts, he would know that I am all about me. I don’t give a fuck about what he wants.

And he uses the word “pussycunt”. I fucking hate that. Call it a pussy or a cunt, I don’t mind but don’t put them together. It shows you don’t know what words I like. Again, attention to detail.

I am sure that many other women will have received these as it is clearly a cut and paste job
This sounded vaguely familiar so I did a search and realized I’ve been the lucky recipient of a couple of these messages. I have never talked to him and I was most amused to see the first was sent a few years ago when I wasn’t even active on the Lit boards. Who even knows where he would have gotten my user name? 🤷‍♀️

He sent another a year ago and used pussycunt too. It’s such a bizarre word. The one I really dislike is prick though. I enjoy calling some people a prick, like the author of said messages, but I don’t want to hear it in a sexual context. There is nothing sexy about it to me. It’s a diminutive word and if someone uses it while we’re talking I will get dry as the Sahara.
 
The majority of the ones I get are people whinging at me for being mean to them but there is one guy who has sent me a few that are absolutely awful. He sends a really long message (anyone would think he was going for a PhD in erotica because it is like a dissertation) which is a sexual scenario. I have never interacted with this guy so he has no idea what I like, what my fantasies are or whether I am interested or not. This is his fantasy that he is sending.
Is the the guy that sends out the scenario and then asks, "What would you do at this point?" 🤔

I think the second or third time he sent it, I said something like, "Throat punch you."
 
The majority of the ones I get are people whinging at me for being mean to them but there is one guy who has sent me a few that are absolutely awful. He sends a really long message (anyone would think he was going for a PhD in erotica because it is like a dissertation) which is a sexual scenario. I have never interacted with this guy so he has no idea what I like, what my fantasies are or whether I am interested or not. This is his fantasy that he is sending. That is his biggest mistake because if he clearly paid any attention to my posts, he would know that I am all about me. I don’t give a fuck about what he wants.

And he uses the word “pussycunt”. I fucking hate that. Call it a pussy or a cunt, I don’t mind but don’t put them together. It shows you don’t know what words I like. Again, attention to detail.

I am sure that many other women will have received these as it is clearly a cut and paste job
*Scribbles "pussycunt" into his notebook, right next to sugartits and twatwaffle*
 
Was sent the wonderful unsolicited dick pic with the statement "Don't you want to suck this?" No I do not.... not for a million dollars asshole
 
Do we have a thread for the worst PM you ever sent? 🤔 I would do quite well there.

We all send them with the best of intentions. Sometimes being a guy is just awkward

Like that dick pic that I sent to a previous poster. How would I know that she wouldn’t enjoy it?
 
The first PM I've ever received remains the worst. A guy asked me if I could jack him off with my feet 😳 No context, no conversation, I'd said nothing anywhere that would insinuate that I was open to the kink...then he got irrationally angry when I declined


Hey, I just thought your feet seemed very clean. I know it was it awkward icebreaker, but it was the best I could do as an awkward guy.
 
This sounded vaguely familiar so I did a search and realized I’ve been the lucky recipient of a couple of these messages. I have never talked to him and I was most amused to see the first was sent a few years ago when I wasn’t even active on the Lit boards. Who even knows where he would have gotten my user name? 🤷‍♀️

He sent another a year ago and used pussycunt too. It’s such a bizarre word. The one I really dislike is prick though. I enjoy calling some people a prick, like the author of said messages, but I don’t want to hear it in a sexual context. There is nothing sexy about it to me. It’s a diminutive word and if someone uses it while we’re talking I will get dry as the Sahara.
“Prick” used in a sexual context makes me immediately think “needle dick”
 
Is the the guy that sends out the scenario and then asks, "What would you do at this point?" 🤔

I think the second or third time he sent it, I said something like, "Throat punch you."
I never get to the end. About 3 or 4 sentences in, when I realise he isn’t prioritising me, I stopped reading
 
Was sent the wonderful unsolicited dick pic with the statement "Don't you want to suck this?" No I do not.... not for a million dollars asshole
Never say no straight away. Always waste their time with a few questions:

What flavour is it?
Is it fresh, it looks a little off?
What are those spots on it?
Does it come different sizes, like bigger?
 
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