Winter Holiday Contest - the support thread

[ABSTRUSE]

Bourbon it is then... I always aim to please.. just that sometimes I leave the lid up!

and as to the question "is it up"... the answer is.. if the hydraulic desk lifter was fully enguaged... I couldn't type with my desk in the air... so the truthfull question is .. nope it isn't up. (but I'm sure a simple word from you could fix that)... (was that sexual harrassment again?) (should I get those lawyers back?)

I'm sorry...what? I was staring at Rumple's AV.

 

[Guest]

Just checking out my new, seasonal AV (I call it, A Holiday Tail). Can't let Pop and Lou get that far ahead.

Rumple "roasting his chestnuts" Foreskin

ps: My story's been submitted for minutes now, and it still hasn't been posted (this is fun). RF

Love it!

Lou

P.S. Mine's been submitted for three hours, still no views or anything.

 

[English Lady]

rumple..mines not up either. nice AV....bet you'll get men hitting on you know though

 

[dreampilot79]

rumple..mines not up either. nice AV....bet you'll get men hitting on you know though

At least he's safe from me... I'd only hit on him with a baseball bat.

Kind of like rocking the kids to sleep using a really hard rock.

 

[dreampilot79]

rumple..mines not up either. nice AV....bet you'll get men hitting on you know though

EL

You have one to GET up?

 

[English Lady]

*L* I am sure rumples glad of that in a weirdly perverse kind of way.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Why is that familiar to me?

Hmmm? Not sure?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

rumple..mines not up either. nice AV....bet you'll get men hitting on you know though

Well, there's gotta be a first time for everything. But, heaven's to murgatroid, they sure would be in for a let-down.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

heaven's to murgatroid

Rumple Foreskin

You are my hero.

Lou

 

[English Lady]

dreampilot -a story silly!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

You are my hero.

Lou

Exit (blushing) stage left.

Rumple "redfaced" Foreskin http://members.aol.com/PaulEC2/snag1.jpg

 

[dreampilot79]

dreampilot -a story silly!

See what happens when I forget that I'm inocent? I make such crude assumptions.

Damn Rumple .. yer a hero to someone.. I'm so jealous!!!

 

[Guest]

Exit (blushing) stage left.

Rumple "redfaced" Foreskin http://members.aol.com/PaulEC2/snag1.jpg

Now all we need is the Top Twat to put in an appearance.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

This has nothing to do with the thread, but I ran across it while looking for a picture of Snagglepuss, and didn't even try to resist.

Rumple Foreskin

http://www.insidejoke.tv/images/200302/snagglepuss.jpg

Snagglepuss Outed On National Television

STUDIO CITY, CA – - Cartoon fans all over the world were shocked by the revelation that one of Hanna-Barbera’s most beloved superstars is a homosexual. Snagglepuss, known for a years as a contemporary of Yogi Bear, Magilla Gorilla and Wally Gator, has been living a lie for the past half-century.

The interesting thing about the revelation is that it was purely accidental. Snagglepuss’s contemporary Huckleberry Hound was on an episode of “Inside The Actors Studio” when host James Lipton asked him what his favorite day of the year was. Hound, who later explained his hearing aid batteries had worn down, interpreted the question as “What his favorite gay or queer was”. His response was “Well, I’ll be darned if’n Snagglepuss ain’t the only queer I know in the funny-paper business”. The studio audience was stunned and taping had to be halted.

Out Magazine issued a statement applauding the move by Hound, saying that “While we disagree with the terminology used by Mr. Hound, if he hadn’t said anything about this, Snagglepuss most likely would have gone to his grave never truly admitting who he was. At least now, he can be comfortable in his own skin”.

The cartoon community itself has had surprisingly little to say about the matter. However, Boo Boo, lifelong sidekick to Yogi bear was willing to talk to reporters. “I don’t see what all the fuss was about. If you ever heard him talk, you would know he went that way. Even if you hadn’t been tipped off by the fact that he’s bright pink and his name is ‘Snagglepuss’, his mannerisms and speech patterns don’t sound very masculine to me. My pal Yogi – now HE is a man’s man.” Boo Boo then had to run off and stop Yogi from stealing all the picnic baskets in Jellystone Park before its dark.

Fans of the pink tiger seem to have been very supportive so far. In fact, it seems likely that Snagglepuss has opened himself up to a whole new fan-base. Thousands of internet websites (including gaypinktiger.com) have begun popping up all over the world, and there has been a rush on Snagglepuss merchandise, most notably in the San Francisco Bay Area and an animation store on Christopher Street in New York.

Fellow celebrities have begun showing their support for the beloved cartoon icon, including Ellen DeGeneres, Sir Ian McKellan, pop group N Sync and former First Lady Nancy Regan. Las Vegas Showstoppers Sigfried and Roy have said that they would be very interested in putting on a show with the tiger at some point in the near future.

Not everyone is willing to accept the new Snagglepuss. Inside Joke reporter Bruce Dixon has said “I will never be able to watch Snagglepuss cartoons in the same way,” adding that he is very likely considering taking his life-size poster of Snagglepuss out of his bedroom, and moving it into the bathroom.

Snagglepuss himself initially declined to comment for this article, but, upon the suggestion of his close friend and advisors Pixie and Dixie, he faced reporters for the first time since the Laff-a-lympics in 1984: “Thanks everyone for making the trip. Showing up, even. I’m here today to set the record straight. Clear the air, even. I’ve been living a lie, a big fib. I enjoy the company of other men. Love them, even. Its who I’ve always been, and I’m just looking forward to living the rest of my life. Being happy, even.” He then proceeded to exit stage left.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Now all we need is the Top Twat to put in an appearance.

http://members.aol.com/PaulEC1/liltop.gif

Just another fine service of,
No Hope Enterprises,
Rumple Foreskin, CEO (constantly erring offender)

 

[Guest]

This has nothing to do with the thread, but I ran across it while looking for a picture of Snagglepuss, and didn't even try to resist.

Rumple Foreskin

http://www.insidejoke.tv/images/200302/snagglepuss.jpg

Snagglepuss Outed On National Television

STUDIO CITY, CA – - Cartoon fans all over the world were shocked by the revelation that one of Hanna-Barbera’s most beloved superstars is a homosexual. Snagglepuss, known for a years as a contemporary of Yogi Bear, Magilla Gorilla and Wally Gator, has been living a lie for the past half-century.

The interesting thing about the revelation is that it was purely accidental. Snagglepuss’s contemporary Huckleberry Hound was on an episode of “Inside The Actors Studio” when host James Lipton asked him what his favorite day of the year was. Hound, who later explained his hearing aid batteries had worn down, interpreted the question as “What his favorite gay or queer was”. His response was “Well, I’ll be darned if’n Snagglepuss ain’t the only queer I know in the funny-paper business”. The studio audience was stunned and taping had to be halted.

Out Magazine issued a statement applauding the move by Hound, saying that “While we disagree with the terminology used by Mr. Hound, if he hadn’t said anything about this, Snagglepuss most likely would have gone to his grave never truly admitting who he was. At least now, he can be comfortable in his own skin”.

The cartoon community itself has had surprisingly little to say about the matter. However, Boo Boo, lifelong sidekick to Yogi bear was willing to talk to reporters. “I don’t see what all the fuss was about. If you ever heard him talk, you would know he went that way. Even if you hadn’t been tipped off by the fact that he’s bright pink and his name is ‘Snagglepuss’, his mannerisms and speech patterns don’t sound very masculine to me. My pal Yogi – now HE is a man’s man.” Boo Boo then had to run off and stop Yogi from stealing all the picnic baskets in Jellystone Park before its dark.

Fans of the pink tiger seem to have been very supportive so far. In fact, it seems likely that Snagglepuss has opened himself up to a whole new fan-base. Thousands of internet websites (including gaypinktiger.com) have begun popping up all over the world, and there has been a rush on Snagglepuss merchandise, most notably in the San Francisco Bay Area and an animation store on Christopher Street in New York.

Fellow celebrities have begun showing their support for the beloved cartoon icon, including Ellen DeGeneres, Sir Ian McKellan, pop group N Sync and former First Lady Nancy Regan. Las Vegas Showstoppers Sigfried and Roy have said that they would be very interested in putting on a show with the tiger at some point in the near future.

Not everyone is willing to accept the new Snagglepuss. Inside Joke reporter Bruce Dixon has said “I will never be able to watch Snagglepuss cartoons in the same way,” adding that he is very likely considering taking his life-size poster of Snagglepuss out of his bedroom, and moving it into the bathroom.

Snagglepuss himself initially declined to comment for this article, but, upon the suggestion of his close friend and advisors Pixie and Dixie, he faced reporters for the first time since the Laff-a-lympics in 1984: “Thanks everyone for making the trip. Showing up, even. I’m here today to set the record straight. Clear the air, even. I’ve been living a lie, a big fib. I enjoy the company of other men. Love them, even. Its who I’ve always been, and I’m just looking forward to living the rest of my life. Being happy, even.” He then proceeded to exit stage left.

Who'da thunk it, with a name like that!?

Very funny stuff, thanks!!!

Lou

 

[Guest]

http://members.aol.com/PaulEC1/liltop.gif

Just another fine service of,
No Hope Enterprises,
Rumple Foreskin, CEO (constantly erring offender)

Brilliant!

You are even more of a hero to me now.

Lou

 

[English Lady]

Dreampilot...just another reason I think you're less than pure love


Rumple. great article *L*

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, one and all.

But enough of this twiddle, not to mention twaddle. let's get back on topic. What gives? It's been over and hour and my story hasn't been posted. And I didn't see any new ones by Lou or EL or Logo or any of us cool types.

You think this may be some vast General Board conspiracy?

Rumple "undercover operator" Foreskin

 

[dreampilot79]

Rumple .. great article?

EL
I'm surrendering... is less than pure a bad thing?

 

[Guest]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, one and all.

But enough of this twiddle, not to mention twaddle. let's get back on topic. What gives? It's been over and hour and my story hasn't been posted. And I didn't see any new ones by Lou or EL or Logo or any of us cool types.

You think this may be some vast General Board conspiracy?

Rumple "undercover operator" Foreskin

Yup, I'm still pending (well I'm not, my story is). Do we need to go on another raid? I do hope not, cos I'm all out of flowers.

Lieutenant Lou

 

[dreampilot79]

Lou

Pending is a proverbial perminent position. (sorry abs got me started on writing in all one letter)

My pot won't boil either. Nor will my story boil anyone's blood either.

In your case Lou... i'm sure that the wait is worth it... just building up our anticipation.

In my case... the delay is considered environmental protection... saving the world from poorly written smut with no socially redeaming value.

 

[English Lady]

dreampilot...well I like me men dirty and rough around the edges...so no, not being 100% pure is not a bad thing


Rumple, I'm guessing I'm still pending too. You may be onto something!



*giggling*


I hope these stories come on soon or things are going to get very weird in this thread I'm sure.

Nerves make people act strangely*L*

 

[dreampilot79]

dreampilot...well I like me men dirty and rough around the edges...so no, not being 100% pure is not a bad thing


Rumple, I'm guessing I'm still pending too. You may be onto something!



*giggling*


I hope these stories come on soon or things are going to get very weird in this thread I'm sure.

Nerves make people act strangely*L*

I'm relieved.. I have so many dirty edges.

EL.. speak for yourself... I act strange all the time.

As was the case with Lou.... I'm sure it's a plan to just drive up the anticipation of what I'm sure will be a great story from your mind.

I can barely contain my desire....

Can't wait to read your story either.

 

[Guest]

It seems to be working, I've now had two views.

(Dreampilot: I am completely kidding about the wait and so on. I only submitted my story four hours ago. LOL!)

Lou