Winter Holiday Contest - the support thread

[dreampilot79]

RF

You have no idea how much I have to spend on blusher to give me that rosy cheeked look.

The bad thing is I'm straight and everytime I use that much blush to impress the ladies... I have to fight off the gay fellers.

How come I never have to fight off the ladies?

 

[logophile]

Goody!

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Logo,

If the story is still pending, you can do a swap the old copy for a revised version with a simpl cut and paste.

Rumple Foreskin

OK, I'm about to show just how thick I can be, but I don't understand. How do I do that?


Oh, and I used to have a lovely inny belly button. It was quite charming. But an umbilical hernia during my second pregnancy has left me with an outy. It can be so difficult to adjust to the long term changes of childbearing. I've had said outy for over 6 years now and it still startles me sometimes!

 

[dreampilot79]

Don't be scared, I just like to threaten, I'm to lazy to take action.

Abs

I'm so relieved to hear that... and I totally understand. I never get any action either.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

RF

You have no idea how much I have to spend on blusher to give me that rosy cheeked look.

The bad thing is I'm straight and everytime I use that much blush to impress the ladies... I have to fight off the gay fellers.

How come I never have to fight off the ladies?

I guess I'm blessed. I've never needed to fight off either guys or gals. Some of us just got all the luck.

But back to more serious matters, you might save a buck or two by chowing down on a few jalapeno peppers. Odds are they'll give you a rosy complexion in no time at all.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Abs

I'm so relieved to hear that... and I totally understand. I never get any action either.

That's why we are all here and not getting anything.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I guess I'm blessed. I've never needed to fight off either guys or gals. Some of us just got all the luck.

But back to more serious matters, you might save a buck or two by chowing down on a few jalapeno peppers. Odds are they'll give you a rosy complexion in no time at all.

Rumple Foreskin

I'll smack you around a little if you like?

 

[dreampilot79]

RF

Thanks for the advice but I think the best policy is probably to give up on the blush.

I should come clean and admit to being dirty.

The problem with my dirty mind is that no matter how much I clean it ... it just gets dirty all over again.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I'll smack you around a little if you like?

Thanks, Abs, I don't care what Lou keeps saying about you, IMHO, you're a real human being. But, I'm afraid you'd have to get in line behind my wife-unit and two daughters.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Thanks, Abs, I don't care what Lou keeps saying about you, IMHO, you're a real human being. But, I'm afraid you'd have to get in line behind my wife-unit and two daughters.

Rumple Foreskin

I've learned to ignore Lou's insanity, I think you should do the same. I'll take a number and get in line.

 

[English Lady]

dreampilot...a bridge? well hell I've heard it called many things but never a bridge before...and I've never had to pay for it ocme to that. Men give it me for free


Rumple -Welcome to the waiting room love.

it's a bitch. The waiting I mean; obviously

 

[Guest]

... I don't care what Lou keeps saying about you, IMHO, you're a real human being.

Rumple Foreskin

Bahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!

You've been duped.

So sad, I really liked you, too.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Twat

Bows to the lovely lady in abject apology. (either that or I'm just trying to get a closer look at your chest)

promises not to leave out the w anymore.

Ta

 

[ABSTRUSE]

from the back seat of the thread...

is it up yet???

Huh?

Is it?

 

[Guest]

from the back seat of the thread...

is it up yet???

Huh?

Is it?

I dunno, I couldn't hack into your control panel. What's your password, love?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I dunno, I couldn't hack into your control panel. What's your password, love?

Tatelou.

 

[Guest]

Tatelou.

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: No it's not.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: No it's not.

ROFL!!!!

No, it's actually......hey, I'm not that stupid.

 

[Guest]

ROFL!!!!

No, it's actually......hey, I'm not that stupid.

 

[dreampilot79]

from the back seat of the thread...

is it up yet???

Huh?

Is it?

Pleads the 5th to that question... for you English, I better make it a 5th of Whiskey i'm pleadin.

 

[dreampilot79]

abs

Come on.. spill it... we need someone to blame all our bad writing on...

gimme dat password thing so I can submit my really bad stuff under yer name.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Pleads the 5th to that question... for you English, I better make it a 5th of Whiskey i'm pleadin.

I'd prefer bourbon, but I won't be picky.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

abs

Come on.. spill it... we need someone to blame all our bad writing on...

gimme dat password thing so I can submit my really bad stuff under yer name.

Okay, but don't tell Lou...it's SPICER.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Just checking out my new, seasonal AV (I call it, A Holiday Tail). Can't let Pop and Lou get that far ahead.

Rumple "roasting his chestnuts" Foreskin

ps: My story's been submitted for minutes now, and it still hasn't been posted (this is fun). RF

 

[dreampilot79]

I'd prefer bourbon, but I won't be picky.

Bourbon it is then... I always aim to please.. just that sometimes I leave the lid up!

and as to the question "is it up"... the answer is.. if the hydraulic desk lifter was fully enguaged... I couldn't type with my desk in the air... so the truthfull answer is .. nope it isn't up. (but I'm sure a simple word from you could fix that)... (was that sexual harrassment again?) (should I get those lawyers back?)

 

[Guest]

Okay, but don't tell Lou...it's SPICER.

Why is that familiar to me?