Winter Holiday Contest - the support thread

[logophile]

Thanks again for checking out my syrupy romance category holiday contest entry-to-be with the pregnant POV character. Imp also took a look and was still able to type after enduring the romance stuff, which I'm taking as a positive sign, and Logo, who's a midwife, said the pregnancy stuff was okay.

But seriously, folks. Thanks to all three of you for the help. I'll probably submit it tonight.

No need to thank me, I was happy to do it. Truly!

I submitted my story several days ago, but figured it would take a while because of the holiday weekend. Now I'm noticing that there haven't been many new stories added recently (or maybe I'm not noticing them). Is everything OK with Laurel? Just curious...

By the way, I read my holiday story out loud last night and noticed several missing words. Damn, I really wish I would have had it read by a couple more people before I submitted it. I'm definitely not pleased with the quality of my work!

 

[Guest]

Woo hoo!

Cheers!

You are so selfish! Just means more for me to read!

LOL!

About time.

Yeah, it took me a whole day and a half.

Yeah! Where ya been? Writin' a fuckin' novel or something?

Hahaha! Yes.

 

[English Lady]

Well, okay, if that's the way you feel. After all, it IS your belly button. Just one question: is it an inne or an outte?

Rumple Foreskin

it goes all the way in Rumple love

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

it goes all the way in Rumple love

Goody!

--

Logo,

If the story is still pending, you can do a swap the old copy for a revised version with a simpl cut and paste.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[dreampilot79]

EL

All the way in????? faints!

Teach me to think less than inocent!!!

 

[dreampilot79]

tatelou

bout time.. what were you planning to save the best for very last and spring it on us at the last minute?

Good thing I wasn't planning to win this contest!... What with so many talented writers and all.

Sigh.. maybe if I practice, I can get in the same league as the rest of ya.

 

[English Lady]

@rumple


dreampilot -somehow I don't think you're as innocent as you say you are...and you're a charming flatterer too!

 

[Guest]

tatelou

bout time.. what were you planning to save the best for very last and spring it on us at the last minute?

Good thing I wasn't planning to win this contest!... What with so many talented writers and all.

Sigh.. maybe if I practice, I can get in the same league as the rest of ya.

Awww! You are very sweet.

Nah, I would have written it sooner, only I had a 50,000 word novel to complete within the month of November first.

Lou

 

[dreampilot79]

EL

Awwww yer making me blush. A sure sign of inocense (that or a healthy circulation).

Tat

If you think i'm sweet.. I'd offer to let you take the taste test... but then I'd probably be accused of sexual harrassment (again)

My only question about that was.... was that meant as a BAD thing?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

EL

Awwww yer making me blush. A sure sign of inocense (that or a healthy circulation).

Tat

If you think i'm sweet.. I'd offer to let you take the taste test... but then I'd probably be accused of sexual harrassment (again)

My only question about that was.... was that meant as a BAD thing?

No.

 

[Guest]

Tat

If you think i'm sweet.. I'd offer to let you take the taste test... but then I'd probably be accused of sexual harrassment (again)

My only question about that was.... was that meant as a BAD thing?

No, it was meant as a compliment. I'm English, btw (not sure if that makes any difference as to how you interpret what I said), and I meant you were very kind and sweet in nature.

Lou

P.S. Please don't call me Tat. Tate or Lou, preferably.

 

[Guest]

No.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

P.S. Please don't call me Tat. Tate or Lou, preferably.

Twat is also accepted.

 

[Guest]

Twat is also accepted.

Ah yes, of course! Maybe he just miss-typed and left out the w.

Lou

 

[Twatlou]

Ah yes, of course! Maybe he just miss-typed and left out the w.

Lou

You mean like this?

 

[Guest]

Piss off, you twat!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You mean like this?

You're not well.

 

[dreampilot79]

Twat

Bows to the lovely lady in abject apology. (either that or I'm just trying to get a closer look at your chest)

promises not to leave out the w anymore.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Your attention, please


That's the chorus line from CATS (okay, some of the chorus line, damn budget constraints) letting you know my second holiday contest entry, A Special Christmas Present, has been officially submitted. Now I get to hang around and wait while talking to everyone else (or at least anyone who'll listen) about what's taking so long.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[dreampilot79]

Abs

I'm so relieved to hear that No. I already had 3 lawyers on retainer just in case!

 

[English Lady]

I blush sometimes dreampilot and I sure as hell ain't innocent

 

[dreampilot79]

Rumple

Ain't waitin a bitch?

Don't tell anyone but I don't think so... my story is gonna bomb anyway and this way I get to talk to some TALENTED, intelegent, witty, wise and mostly GORGEOUS ladies.

Checks my suck up meter.... oh oh.. it just overloaded!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I blush sometimes dreampilot and I sure as hell ain't innocent

Maybe dreampilot got into a mess of jalapeno peppers, or vice versa.

RF

 

[dreampilot79]

EL

I'm so wounded that you fail to believe in my inocense.

I was so planning to try and sell you my slightly used bridge but sigh... I don't think you'd believe enough to buy!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Abs

I'm so relieved to hear that No. I already had 3 lawyers on retainer just in case!

Don't be scared, I just like to threaten, I'm to lazy to take action.