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Might be a good idea.
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I just heard from someone else that there is actually power in Youngstown and in Akron that it appears to be Cleveland that is hard hit.
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Hmmm
"There was no sign of terrorism, officials in New York and Washington said."
Obviously a plot hatched by Bin Ladin and his terrorist cronies. The government can't find him either, even though he's been spotted at every shopping mall opening for the last 10 months.
Sheesh!
"There was no sign of terrorism, officials in New York and Washington said."
Obviously a plot hatched by Bin Ladin and his terrorist cronies. The government can't find him either, even though he's been spotted at every shopping mall opening for the last 10 months.
Sheesh!
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I just have one question about this power outage. Where the hell was the Office of Homeland Defense on this one? Do they not think that terrorists watch tv too?
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Ahhh...Got it Jenny. Thank you for clearing that one up for me.
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Native Alien said:
I think I got everything worked out...
Williams Head took it on the lamb with the help of Saddam and Bin Ladin. The three... well two and a head, met up with some Kerdish rebels who attached a nuclear power station thinking it was a Wal-Mart (the plan being to destory the will to resist among the middle classes).
The the Texaco travel map they got was printed in 1958 and this fact went unnoticed until after the attack.
Anyway, Arnold Schwartzeneger had to forgo his plans to be governer of California so that he, Gary Colman and Gallegher could hunt down the dastardly terrorists. However, they go waylaid and ended up having a party at a Krispy Kreme instead...
Got that?
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Yep, I got all that. Just one question remains to be answered. Am I suppose to believe it? lol.
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Are you sure that you don't work for the New York Times? lol. If not, maybe you should try to. lol.
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Bump to the front page.
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Fox News has released that somewhere over an estimated 50,000,000 are or were out of power.
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DLL said:only 4...what a wimp....
Hey DLL!! Sorry it took so long to get back to you! Welcome, kiddo! Did you get your mail about the gif's? I'm still looking
Native and Alien!!! Lighten up!! lol I love what you have to say- ever single word... but this place is about more than politics. Got any good recipes to share? Or smut stories to tell? Or people you just DESPISE and want to vent?
Morning everyone... Here's a late snack- I'm not a breakfast person...
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so I'm the only one who's gonna write the essay, huh? Well thats no fun so I'm putting mine in the cabinet for now.
Have a groovy day!
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Good Morning Boo..
What do I have to report today? Mmmm... Not much.
O. Bin Ladin filed for unemployment in Los Angeles yesterday. He had been driving a cab and working as a part time porn producer but since the economy is so bad he got laid off.
Gary Coleman's decided to become serious about his bid for Governer of California. He thinks that a really low camera angle will make him look tall enough to get elected.
George Bush is still president. An unnamed Washington inside was quoted as saying, "We just don't understand why."
Dick Chaney is reported to be alive and well, living in Virginia. This story may, however, be a hoax.
William's head was reported seen in a 7-11 in Deluth, Minnisota accompanied by two "arab gentlemen". The FBI is investigating by sending a team to Dallas (for some reason).
Conspiricy investigators looking into the Kennedy assasination have concluded that Lee Harvey Oswald was, in fact, a black midget trying to pass as the white guy. The actual shooter was a 12 year old kid living in a nearby neighborhood trying out his new Daisey Red Rider BB Gun.
More to come...
What do I have to report today? Mmmm... Not much.
O. Bin Ladin filed for unemployment in Los Angeles yesterday. He had been driving a cab and working as a part time porn producer but since the economy is so bad he got laid off.
Gary Coleman's decided to become serious about his bid for Governer of California. He thinks that a really low camera angle will make him look tall enough to get elected.
George Bush is still president. An unnamed Washington inside was quoted as saying, "We just don't understand why."
Dick Chaney is reported to be alive and well, living in Virginia. This story may, however, be a hoax.
William's head was reported seen in a 7-11 in Deluth, Minnisota accompanied by two "arab gentlemen". The FBI is investigating by sending a team to Dallas (for some reason).
Conspiricy investigators looking into the Kennedy assasination have concluded that Lee Harvey Oswald was, in fact, a black midget trying to pass as the white guy. The actual shooter was a 12 year old kid living in a nearby neighborhood trying out his new Daisey Red Rider BB Gun.
More to come...
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People I despise...well there is .....and then there is......and ....... Geeze Boo, I am going to be here all day trying to do that one. lol.
Jenny, I thought that he was at the mall of americas.
Jenny, I thought that he was at the mall of americas.
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I love you guys!!!
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Thanks Boo, we love you too....
Cause they don't want to have sex with him????
Cause they don't want to have sex with him????
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Just dropped back to give you the lastest news update from the JSNews Wire....
The latest on J Lo and Ben Aflack: Ben met with the Latin Princess to try and patch things up bringing with him the stripper, Ms. Trixie LaBoom, he allegedly had the fling with. Both denied anything happened. Said Ms LaBoom, “There was nothing. Just a little friendly party at the club. And take your hand off my ass, Ben.”
Lloyd’s of London, the company which insures J Lo’s famous butt, is reportedly very concerned. It seems J Lo was seen after the meeting with Ben Laughing Her Ass Off.
The cause of last night’s black out in the midwest has been tracked to a “FuckerWare Party” in LeCroix, WI. It seems the party hostess tried to run every vibrator product she had with her at one time there by over loading the entire electrical grid. The hostess, Ms Marge Finkle, was reported saying after the incident, “Wow… What a RUSH!”
In a related story, Mrs. Susan Brem, of Detroit was reported raped by eleven men who erroneously entered her apartment in the dark and had sex with her. Asked to identify the attackers, Mrs. Brem said, “Gee I don’t know it was dark. I thought it was my husband at first, but all these guys lasted longer than the usual 30 seconds.”
More later... Have to actually read the newpaper...
The latest on J Lo and Ben Aflack: Ben met with the Latin Princess to try and patch things up bringing with him the stripper, Ms. Trixie LaBoom, he allegedly had the fling with. Both denied anything happened. Said Ms LaBoom, “There was nothing. Just a little friendly party at the club. And take your hand off my ass, Ben.”
Lloyd’s of London, the company which insures J Lo’s famous butt, is reportedly very concerned. It seems J Lo was seen after the meeting with Ben Laughing Her Ass Off.
The cause of last night’s black out in the midwest has been tracked to a “FuckerWare Party” in LeCroix, WI. It seems the party hostess tried to run every vibrator product she had with her at one time there by over loading the entire electrical grid. The hostess, Ms Marge Finkle, was reported saying after the incident, “Wow… What a RUSH!”
In a related story, Mrs. Susan Brem, of Detroit was reported raped by eleven men who erroneously entered her apartment in the dark and had sex with her. Asked to identify the attackers, Mrs. Brem said, “Gee I don’t know it was dark. I thought it was my husband at first, but all these guys lasted longer than the usual 30 seconds.”
More later... Have to actually read the newpaper...
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You mean the Oregonian and the Portland Tribune have actual pertinent news?!Jenny _S said:
I think I'll stick with the Willamette Week or the Nickel Ads...LOL
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alwaysawake said:You mean the Oregonian and the Portland Tribune have actual pertinent news?!
Read those rags?? No I'm talking about the Weekly World News... Now that's entertainment!
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LOL I find the comics and the 'On The Edge' part of the Oregonian are the only parts with any substance!Jenny _S said:
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alwaysawake said:LOL I find the comics and the 'On The Edge' part of the Oregonian are the only parts with any substance!
I used to read the Oregonian until one day I read the banner on the Front Page :
"An Oregon Republican Newspaper"... That did it for me.
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More from the front
The porn film industry is now making films with a social content in an effort of gain acceptance. The latest film from producer Larry HardOne is “Homeland Security Gang Bang.” This film is reportedly about how Homeland investigators are “carrying on” in their efforts to make America safe for everyone.
Larry Flint has signed a deal with another film company to back the production of a “Made for TV” knock off the Ken Burns “Civil War”. The series will be titled “The Other Civil War and will be hosted by Peter North and Jenna Jameson doing the nasty while detailing the history of whorehouses in Washington DC and Atlanta during the war.
Stand by for further updates as the stories break on this issue.
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China reportedly has developed the “ultimate weapon of mass destruction” according to insider sources at the Pentagon. This new weapon is small, compact and easily hidden. When detonated it emits a vast amount of flatulence into the surrounding air disabling anyone within miles of “ground zero”. It is believed that China has already secretly planted a number of these bombs around the U.S. in places like Biloxi, Mississippi and Cleveland. These will soon be set off as a test of their effectiveness. The targets were chosen carefully as places nobody really cares about and whos inhabitants probably wouldn't notice anyway.
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The Federal Reserve said today the American Economy has made a vast turn around due mostly to the Fed’s interest policy. Asked why there are still so many unemployed, a Fed spokesman replied, “Unemployment is only a relative thing. I all depends on whether or not you have a job.”
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The porn film industry is now making films with a social content in an effort of gain acceptance. The latest film from producer Larry HardOne is “Homeland Security Gang Bang.” This film is reportedly about how Homeland investigators are “carrying on” in their efforts to make America safe for everyone.
Larry Flint has signed a deal with another film company to back the production of a “Made for TV” knock off the Ken Burns “Civil War”. The series will be titled “The Other Civil War and will be hosted by Peter North and Jenna Jameson doing the nasty while detailing the history of whorehouses in Washington DC and Atlanta during the war.
Stand by for further updates as the stories break on this issue.
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China reportedly has developed the “ultimate weapon of mass destruction” according to insider sources at the Pentagon. This new weapon is small, compact and easily hidden. When detonated it emits a vast amount of flatulence into the surrounding air disabling anyone within miles of “ground zero”. It is believed that China has already secretly planted a number of these bombs around the U.S. in places like Biloxi, Mississippi and Cleveland. These will soon be set off as a test of their effectiveness. The targets were chosen carefully as places nobody really cares about and whos inhabitants probably wouldn't notice anyway.
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The Federal Reserve said today the American Economy has made a vast turn around due mostly to the Fed’s interest policy. Asked why there are still so many unemployed, a Fed spokesman replied, “Unemployment is only a relative thing. I all depends on whether or not you have a job.”
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AA!! Hey!Hey! What the hell am I gonna do w/ these two? They're nuts!! People peek in but they're scared to stay! ( I need to hire some studly types to come in and pose!) Not that you aren't, AA lol but you're a kept man! lol
Studly types would defeat the purpose of the thread you say Jenny and Native?? Nahhh... I mean the brainless studly types... BeefCakes!
OK! Serious discussion, you two...listen up!
A very dear friend from Chat asked me if I was bitter towards men...
I love men! In fact over the years I loved so many I got a bit of a rep! LOL And I am not gay, tho I have tried the style once... and many times people have heard me say I wish I was. But the reason flew right over their heads... I'd like to be Bi so I could have sex w/ someone and not have to feed their ego at the same time.
Why... in 2003... are men threatened by independent women? Oh yeah... I hear it all the time- "Man! I think it's so cool you being on your own and making it happen and all... so how come you don't have a guy?"
I have never married. Didn't have to. My parents early marriage was bad enough for a dozen people. And that's the only reason. Sorry- no deep dark secrets there. I am celibate 15 yrs simply to set an example to my then 12 yr old daughter. My dating and love life were w/in the normal range for a decent looking chick working in a man's world. But what it said to her was 'it's ok to have a lot of guys' etc. I didn't want that for her. And I bingo'd... she graduated from Loyola U- New Orleans w/ 2 degrees, and has a very normal sex life w/ her husband, and is a very committed, hard working young woman. And now that I'm free to fly I'm out of the notion! It's that simple. And a very good friend in real life who is gay once told me "Don't masturbate unless you just have to... a perfect self induced orgasm at will is pretty tough competition for any man." So I don't...(grinning sheepishly) Well... not often! And phone does make it funner...!!! LMAO
Are you two married? Tell me what's wrong w/ me so I have something to tell people next time this comes up... do I have a disease? Am I gonna die from it? Being my own woman I mean...
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Studly types would defeat the purpose of the thread you say Jenny and Native?? Nahhh... I mean the brainless studly types... BeefCakes!
OK! Serious discussion, you two...listen up!
A very dear friend from Chat asked me if I was bitter towards men...
I love men! In fact over the years I loved so many I got a bit of a rep! LOL And I am not gay, tho I have tried the style once... and many times people have heard me say I wish I was. But the reason flew right over their heads... I'd like to be Bi so I could have sex w/ someone and not have to feed their ego at the same time.
Why... in 2003... are men threatened by independent women? Oh yeah... I hear it all the time- "Man! I think it's so cool you being on your own and making it happen and all... so how come you don't have a guy?"
I have never married. Didn't have to. My parents early marriage was bad enough for a dozen people. And that's the only reason. Sorry- no deep dark secrets there. I am celibate 15 yrs simply to set an example to my then 12 yr old daughter. My dating and love life were w/in the normal range for a decent looking chick working in a man's world. But what it said to her was 'it's ok to have a lot of guys' etc. I didn't want that for her. And I bingo'd... she graduated from Loyola U- New Orleans w/ 2 degrees, and has a very normal sex life w/ her husband, and is a very committed, hard working young woman. And now that I'm free to fly I'm out of the notion! It's that simple. And a very good friend in real life who is gay once told me "Don't masturbate unless you just have to... a perfect self induced orgasm at will is pretty tough competition for any man." So I don't...(grinning sheepishly) Well... not often! And phone does make it funner...!!! LMAO
Are you two married? Tell me what's wrong w/ me so I have something to tell people next time this comes up... do I have a disease? Am I gonna die from it? Being my own woman I mean...
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