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Look out....Jenny is a on roll today. lol.
Jenny _S
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Jenny _S said:Gee... I was trying to be nice too
Oh well... I might as well just be me
Woman walks into a crowed bar and sits on a bar stool. Bartender comes over, "What'll it be?"
Woman looks around the bar then answers, "I'll have a Bud." Bartender brings a bottle of Bud and a glass and sits them down on the bar in front of the woman.
Woman pours the bottle into the glass and slugs the whole thing in one draft. Stands up, wobbles for a moment then falls on the floor, drunk on her ass.
The guys in the bar see this and, what the hell. They have their way with her.
Next night the same woman walks in to the same bar and sits on the same bar stool. Bartender asks her, "That'll be a Bud. Right?"
"Yes," the woman replied.
Same thing happens. The woman belts down the beer, collapses on the floor and all the guys fuck her again.
Third night the same woman walks into the same bar and sits on the same bar stool. Bartender comes over with a Bud and a glass.
The woman looks at the bartender and says, "No. I'll have a Coors. Bud gives me a sore pussy."
BlueberryMuffin
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Hi Boo
Just received your email and thought I would post on your thread. I like these kind of threads, they are fun and informative.
We lost power where I am too and I didn't get my power back on until about 22 hours later...IT SUCKED!!!!.....especially since I had to go to work too. And no power at work either. Don't think companies know what is meant by a *STATE OF EMERGENCY*
Since I've never messaged on here before, I have to figure out how everything works and get some special icons.
Well hope you have a good day and everyone else too
BlueberryMuffin (Tweetybird)
Just received your email and thought I would post on your thread. I like these kind of threads, they are fun and informative.
We lost power where I am too and I didn't get my power back on until about 22 hours later...IT SUCKED!!!!.....especially since I had to go to work too. And no power at work either. Don't think companies know what is meant by a *STATE OF EMERGENCY*
Since I've never messaged on here before, I have to figure out how everything works and get some special icons.
Well hope you have a good day and everyone else too
BlueberryMuffin (Tweetybird)
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Geeze Jenny, lol. Now do you understand Boo what she was asking me if I warned you about. lol.
Nice to meet you Blueberry
Nice to meet you Blueberry
lrisheyes
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Jenny _S said:Oh well... I might as well just be me
Woman walks into a crowed bar and sits on a bar stool. Bartender comes over, "What'll it be?"
Woman looks around the bar then answers, "I'll have a Bud." Bartender brings a bottle of Bud and a glass and sits them down on the bar in front of the woman.
Woman pours the bottle into the glass and slugs the whole thing in one draft. Stands up, wobbles for a moment then falls on the floor, drunk on her ass.
The guys in the bar see this and, what the hell. They have their way with her.
Next night the same woman walks in to the same bar and sits on the same bar stool. Bartender asks her, "That'll be a Bud. Right?"
"Yes," the woman replied.
Same thing happens. The woman belts down the beer, collapses on the floor and all the guys fuck her again.
Third night the same woman walks into the same bar and sits on the same bar stool. Bartender comes over with a Bud and a glass.
The woman looks at the bartender and says, "No. I'll have a Coors. Bud gives me a sore pussy."
*lmao*
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And now, one just for Jenny. Good morning Jenny.
The cause of the massive power outage that struck several huge American and Canadian cities has been determined to have been caused by the following incident. Britney Spears got drunk, and fell on a control panel at a power plant near Erie, PA. But this is being covered up, because top officials of the Shriners were having illicit sexual adventures with her.
The cause of the massive power outage that struck several huge American and Canadian cities has been determined to have been caused by the following incident. Britney Spears got drunk, and fell on a control panel at a power plant near Erie, PA. But this is being covered up, because top officials of the Shriners were having illicit sexual adventures with her.
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I have never cared much for Miss Brittany.
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BlueberryMuffin said:
Hey Tweet!! Welcome hone!! You'll love it here...but there are some nuts!! LOL It's easy to get to 100...you just play a lot of games!
Goofy Game
Word Association
Alphabet Game
Alphabet Around The World
Odd Number Game
and so on... you'll have 100 posts in no time! So go play and be picking out a sexy Av... But meanwhile... stop in here now and then! Hey everyone! This is my friend Tweet!! Let's make her welcome!
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I am going to get confused...I can see it coming...lol.
Good morning Boo, and welcome BlueberryMuffin(aka Tweetybird).
Good morning Boo, and welcome BlueberryMuffin(aka Tweetybird).
Native Alien
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Good morning Jenny.
Jenny _S
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Oh oh 
NEWS FLASH
(Washington DC - AP) Following President George W. Bush's anual check up a spokesman for Walter Reed Army Hospital told Associated Press this morning, "The President is fine. Everything looks good. He only needed an oil change and a few minor adjustments."
This cryptic remark has again raised the rumor that Bush is, in fact, a robot controlled by a thirteen year old, mentally handicapped child in Cinncinatti, Ohio. This rumor surfaced a month ago but was quickly squashed by Sectretary of State, Colin Powell, who has had his own problems of late.
Rumors that Powell is, in fact, the slimmed down Actor, Jame Earl Jones have surfaced from time to time for more than a year. Investigating this issue, it was discovered the rumor got started after a Hollywood party in 1991 when Jones, in a drunken state, accepted a dare from Actor/Producer Woody Allen to play a high ranking government official. Jones mistakenly assumed Allen meant "real life" and not a flopped film Allen was casting at the time.
Insider sources at the White House have reported VP Dick Chaney missing for some weeks after a scheduled appointment for a "tour" of the U.S. Robotics reburbishing plant in Canton, Michigan.
NEWS FLASH(Washington DC - AP) Following President George W. Bush's anual check up a spokesman for Walter Reed Army Hospital told Associated Press this morning, "The President is fine. Everything looks good. He only needed an oil change and a few minor adjustments."
This cryptic remark has again raised the rumor that Bush is, in fact, a robot controlled by a thirteen year old, mentally handicapped child in Cinncinatti, Ohio. This rumor surfaced a month ago but was quickly squashed by Sectretary of State, Colin Powell, who has had his own problems of late.
Rumors that Powell is, in fact, the slimmed down Actor, Jame Earl Jones have surfaced from time to time for more than a year. Investigating this issue, it was discovered the rumor got started after a Hollywood party in 1991 when Jones, in a drunken state, accepted a dare from Actor/Producer Woody Allen to play a high ranking government official. Jones mistakenly assumed Allen meant "real life" and not a flopped film Allen was casting at the time.
Insider sources at the White House have reported VP Dick Chaney missing for some weeks after a scheduled appointment for a "tour" of the U.S. Robotics reburbishing plant in Canton, Michigan.
Jenny _S
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OMG :0
I know it has to be true. And, of course, the poor little bitch wasn't injured because of all the silicone insulation she has.
I agree with Irisheyes. SHE'S A BITCH and STUPID too. Did anyone see the MTV awards last year she was cohosting? MTV shoved her to the back of the stage after the first commercial break and she completely disappeared after the second.
Talk about a self-indulged, grinning Idiot!
Native Alien said:
I know it has to be true. And, of course, the poor little bitch wasn't injured because of all the silicone insulation she has.
I agree with Irisheyes. SHE'S A BITCH and STUPID too. Did anyone see the MTV awards last year she was cohosting? MTV shoved her to the back of the stage after the first commercial break and she completely disappeared after the second.
Talk about a self-indulged, grinning Idiot!
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Jenny, you crack me up and I agree with Boo. You should be making a living doing newspaper writing. Or put all of this stuff together and do a book.
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all about the money
I agree with all of you about marijuana..it should be legal, we should be able to grow it, and use it however and whenever we choose..okay, I wasnt gonna admit this on here, but what the hell.
this country, as great as it is, is dependent upon the court systems for money...its true... just think of all the prison sytems that would be empty, and fines not collected if pot were legal. Of course, it is beneficial, to many people, but just think about how many people would lose their jobs if it were legal!! cops, judges, jailers, court administrators..its sickening to realize how many people have had their lives screwed up over that single roach left in an ashtray
my SO, was stopped, a single roach found on him ( he was at the bottom of our driveway when accosted by that fuckin nazi)...charges incurred? fine, 580, loss of drivers license for 6 months, ( reinstatement cost 200) insurance was raised approximately 800 per year, several days lost from work because of not being able to drive and go to court, PLUS, if he has it removed from his record, that will cost another approx 50 in court "fees" and a couple hours paperwork..its stupid, unreasonable and well, hey!! it keeps our government going....too bad its not tax deductible...
worst thing of all, its a gorgeous plant, and I am a gardener... life just aint fair sometimes!!!
Its all about the money, honey
ya'll have a great day
my stuff
I agree with all of you about marijuana..it should be legal, we should be able to grow it, and use it however and whenever we choose..okay, I wasnt gonna admit this on here, but what the hell.
this country, as great as it is, is dependent upon the court systems for money...its true... just think of all the prison sytems that would be empty, and fines not collected if pot were legal. Of course, it is beneficial, to many people, but just think about how many people would lose their jobs if it were legal!! cops, judges, jailers, court administrators..its sickening to realize how many people have had their lives screwed up over that single roach left in an ashtray
my SO, was stopped, a single roach found on him ( he was at the bottom of our driveway when accosted by that fuckin nazi)...charges incurred? fine, 580, loss of drivers license for 6 months, ( reinstatement cost 200) insurance was raised approximately 800 per year, several days lost from work because of not being able to drive and go to court, PLUS, if he has it removed from his record, that will cost another approx 50 in court "fees" and a couple hours paperwork..its stupid, unreasonable and well, hey!! it keeps our government going....too bad its not tax deductible...
worst thing of all, its a gorgeous plant, and I am a gardener... life just aint fair sometimes!!!
Its all about the money, honey
ya'll have a great day
my stuff
Jenny _S
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Re: all about the money
You mean it's still illegal? Why am I always the last to know?
Maria2394 said:I agree with all of you about marijuana..it should be legal, we should be able to grow it, and use it however and whenever we choose..okay, I wasnt gonna admit this on here, but what the hell.
this country, as great as it is, is dependent upon the court systems for money...its true... just think of all the prison sytems that would be empty, and fines not collected if pot were legal. Of course, it is beneficial, to many people, but just think about how many people would lose their jobs if it were legal!! cops, judges, jailers, court administrators..its sickening to realize how many people have had their lives screwed up over that single roach left in an ashtray
my SO, was stopped, a single roach found on him ( he was at the bottom of our driveway when accosted by that fuckin nazi)...charges incurred? fine, 580, loss of drivers license for 6 months, ( reinstatement cost 200) insurance was raised approximately 800 per year, several days lost from work because of not being able to drive and go to court, PLUS, if he has it removed from his record, that will cost another approx 50 in court "fees" and a couple hours paperwork..its stupid, unreasonable and well, hey!! it keeps our government going....too bad its not tax deductible...
worst thing of all, its a gorgeous plant, and I am a gardener... life just aint fair sometimes!!!
Its all about the money, honey
ya'll have a great day
my stuff
You mean it's still illegal? Why am I always the last to know?
Whimsical Whisper
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Good morning all!!!
Tweety...hugsssssssssssss....it's good to see you here. I never get to see you in lit anymore. I miss talking to you guys. Hopefully soon I'll see you there. But at least you can keep me updated here...lol
Boo...I got disconnected last night and couldn't get back on. Sorry!
Have a good day all...hugs and kisses
Tweety...hugsssssssssssss....it's good to see you here. I never get to see you in lit anymore. I miss talking to you guys. Hopefully soon I'll see you there. But at least you can keep me updated here...lol
Boo...I got disconnected last night and couldn't get back on. Sorry!
Have a good day all...hugs and kisses
Jenny _S
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(This actually happens to be a true story)
(Houston-UPI)Doctors at St James Medical Center reported today that they had sucessfully reattached the penis of an accident victim. In the 9 hour operation Mr. Harry Dick's penis was reattached using the latest micro-surgury techniques. The team of doctors were hopeful the penis would continue to remain attached.
During a post operation interveiw, Mr. Dick told reporters his penis had gotten caught in an electric mixer in the kitchen of his home. When asked the obvious question, Mr. Dick replied, "I was baking a cake."
LMAO
(Names have been changed to protect the guilty!)
(Houston-UPI)Doctors at St James Medical Center reported today that they had sucessfully reattached the penis of an accident victim. In the 9 hour operation Mr. Harry Dick's penis was reattached using the latest micro-surgury techniques. The team of doctors were hopeful the penis would continue to remain attached.
During a post operation interveiw, Mr. Dick told reporters his penis had gotten caught in an electric mixer in the kitchen of his home. When asked the obvious question, Mr. Dick replied, "I was baking a cake."
LMAO
(Names have been changed to protect the guilty!)
