Worst On-Line Sex

[makofin]

Re: Makofin:

Why are trying to bring down the IQ of the room with your inane comments? Calm down and take some deep breaths. Men were invited in here too.

I am opened to all point of views. I have had my own misfortune of marrying one of your Jersey girls, who was money hungry, spoiled, asked what kind of car I drove. NEW JERSEY BITCHES!!! I moved 1600 miles away so I would never have to have contact with you selfish greedy ass bitches again.
And if I did I would shove it so far up your ass you wouldn't be able to walk for a week.


Makofin male and proud of it.

(and on the internet I also have the right to be a male)

 

[Jenny _S]

Gawd!

This is exactly what we are talking about. The following is the ENTIRE text of a feedback from my email box tonight.

This feedback was sent by: bighotnjoocy@aol.com

Comments:

too bad I live in PA. I'd gladly fuck your ass any day of the week.

Now can anyone tell me what he said about the story? Oh. I just noticed. He's on AOL. No wonder. LMAO

Jenny

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Makofin:

I am opened to all point of views. I have had my own misfortune of marrying one of your Jersey girls, who was money hungry, spoiled, asked what kind of car I drove. NEW JERSEY BITCHES!!! I moved 1600 miles away so I would never have to have contact with you selfish greedy ass bitches again.
And if I did I would shove it so far up your ass you wouldn't be able to walk for a week.


Makofin male and proud of it.

(and on the internet I also have the right to be a male)

Ummm... did I miss something or does this actually have some strange continuity and logic that I'm missing? And what does this have to do with Bad Internet Sex? Am I in the wrong Thread?

I'm suddenly so confused.
Jenny

 

[tendril]

Re: Re: Re: Makofin:

Ummm... did I miss something or does this actually have some strange continuity and logic that I'm missing? And what does this have to do with Bad Internet Sex? Am I in the wrong Thread?

I'm suddenly so confused.
Jenny

Nah...we're in the right thread.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Good morning ladies just popped in to get my morning cheer up particuarly needed when feeling rough
Morning Submrinedude hope you are well too

 

[tendril]

Morning BC

I think its high time some of the men on this thread shared a story or two....c'mon guys, share

 

[makofin]

Jenny S
I guess I miss understood, and actually I LOVE females, every thing about them, what's NOT to like....... so excuse me being a male DOG and thinking with my other head, which happens when I'm around so many FEMALES.....
Anyway it is not all my fault, let's blame it on nature... or birth

Pardon the interuption.....

 

[submrinedude]

Re: Interuption

Makofin,

Simply put, thank you.

And a fine morning to you Bachlum! Nice to be recognised, I was beginning to think I had invisible tattooed on my post.

Would love to share Tendril but Jenny's the worst I've had and it hasn't been that bad.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Morning BC

I think its high time some of the men on this thread shared a story or two....c'mon guys, share

My lady Tendril tis nice to see you again,I have had a few horror chats with a lady on Lit but I wouldn't dream of sharing even if only not to make her feel bad,needless to say I don't speak to her anymore,anyway as a gentleman I wouldn't dream of it, but I do so love to hear from the lovely ladies(It just makes me realise how good I am ) tis an ego thing

 

[firstclassmale]

worst??

I have enjoyed great on line phone sex and dont gross my partner out and am fun and far from a jerk.hell most of my friends would never suspect I have that side of my personality but phone sex brings out the darkside and i love it..was complimented saying I have a great bedroom voice whatever that means..I love the activity just need a willing partner.arent there any ladies left that like to cum even over the phone?/

 

[Jenny _S]

Oh Yes...

I think its high time some of the men on this thread shared a story or two....c'mon guys, share

Tendril,
It seems terribly unfair for the guys to sit around playing with themselves while reading our horror stories. There must be some guys out there who will share stories of really bad on-line sex experiences. I don't know about you but I do so want to hear them.

And Good Morning to you too, Bachlum.
It is so good to see your regular morning posts.

Jenny

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: worst??

I have enjoyed great on line phone sex and dont gross my partner out and am fun and far from a jerk.hell most of my friends would never suspect I have that side of my personality but phone sex brings out the darkside and i love it..was complimented saying I have a great bedroom voice whatever that means..I love the activity just need a willing partner.arent there any ladies left that like to cum even over the phone?/

Well FirstClass,
There are thousands of women out there who would love an orgasm or ten on-line or on the phone. I've done the phone god knows how many times. But I think if you really read and study the stories in this thread you will see most of them have to do with on-line sex outside of relationships.

This may be a female thing, but the casual quickie is so much less satisfying than a wham-bam quickie on the phone as to be non-comparible.

Now give it up. You must have had bad sex sometime.

Jenny

 

[sultryslayer]

Hmmm, another horror story. Let me think.

How about when the guy gives you a story line and says what do you think. Then I say well what about we add this and he says no I am real particular about my fantasies. Well then fantasize by yourself bud!



Jenny: All of my stories are true. I admit it, I am easy.

Makofin: You remind me of a publicity seeking whore rattling on and on for attention. I am a jersey girl, so what, I pride myself with my big hair and money hungry ways.

Submarinedude: I think you said you were in some form of the military. Do you still have the uniform?

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Oh Yes...

Tendril,
It seems terribly unfair for the guys to sit around playing with themselves while reading our horror stories. There must be some guys out there who will share stories of really bad on-line sex experiences. I don't know about you but I do so want to hear them.

And Good Morning to you too, Bachlum.
It is so good to see your regular morning posts.

Jenny

Ah my lady Jenny provocative as usual, alas again I need to say I don't exactly play with myself when you regale us with tales of online derring do and don't.

The thing is does that say more about you than it does me when you have such a low opinion of we poor and misunderstood men

 

[Jenny _S]

Awwww Balchum

My Friend,
You misunderstand us. We do not have a low opinion of men. We do have a low opinion of those men and women of low manners and unfeeling use of us.

You, however, are a gentleman of intellect. You can send me all the erotic PMs and Emails you can muster.

Jenny

 

[Jenny _S]

Please don't say that

Sultry, My Dear
Never say you are easy or are you just trying to make me wet and phone you for great sex?

Jenny

 

[sultryslayer]

Hmmm, I can't imagine

phone sex with another woman. It would be fun. I don't know if I would know what to say. I am so used to men taking charge of the conversation and telling me what they like. Sorry to say but I really am a bit on the easy side. I love sex and the thought of sex with another woman makes me very wet.

 

[whatsinanameuk]

Before Lit. ...

...

I used to socialise (!!??) quite a lot in Yahoo chat. It was there that I had my worst cyber.

Do you ever get the "I just need it now" feeling? Well, that's how I was and I was in an adult chat room and got PM-ing with someone and one thing led to another - as I'd hoped it would and we were cybering very nicely thank you. I was about a millimetre from orgasm when "she" typed (I can't remember the exact words) "My cock is about to explode" then "ooops sorry - I meant my pussy"

Like you'd get them mixed up!!!

My hot lady friend was a guy and I have no gay or bi leanings at all - you've never seen a guy shrivel so fast in your life - you'd think I'd jumped in iced water!

 

[Bill in Cincy]

Jenny -- maybe it's just me, but you might be getting all those unwanted PMs because of posts like the one below that you made in your thread entitled "Is anyone out there as horny as me?"

Just a thought -- if you don't want someone PM-ing you offering to fuck your ass then be careful what you say ... the pervs are ALWAYS lurking. {I should know ... } Having said that -- I see nothing at all wrong with your post -- I think it's sexy for anyone, man or woman, to be open about what they want and what turns them on.

Bill


Jenny's post: Gee

I was hoping some women wanted to get into the action too. I just love licking puss while taking it up the ass. Oh God. This is making me so damn wet !!!

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Hmmm, I can't imagine

phone sex with another woman. It would be fun. I don't know if I would know what to say. I am so used to men taking charge of the conversation and telling me what they like. Sorry to say but I really am a bit on the easy side. I love sex and the thought of sex with another woman makes me very wet.

Sultry,
Maybe that's the difference - men take charge and tell you what THEY want. Women know what you want. Also there is a big difference between in the soft, emotional caring and tenderness of another woman. Don't get me wrong. I love sex with men but they don't most times they do not offer the emotional support I get from being with another woman.

You should try it. You man give up your vib forever.

Jenny

 

[sultryslayer]

Jenny

I would love to give it a try with the right woman. I really want to kiss another woman. Feel her lips, soft and wet. Feel her tongue slowly slide into my mouth.

 

[Jenny _S]

So True

Jenny -- maybe it's just me, but you might be getting all those unwanted PMs because of posts like the one below that you made in your thread entitled "Is anyone out there as horny as me?"

Just a thought -- if you don't want someone PM-ing you offering to fuck your ass then be careful what you say ... the pervs are ALWAYS lurking. {I should know ... } Having said that -- I see nothing at all wrong with your post -- I think it's sexy for anyone, man or woman, to be open about what they want and what turns them on.

Bill


Jenny's post: Gee

I was hoping some women wanted to get into the action too. I just love licking puss while taking it up the ass. Oh God. This is making me so damn wet !!!

There is some truth in what you say, Bill. The difference is one of intimacy. That is to say someone who your lover emotionally and intellectually is seen differently than some faceless stranger. Sex with your lover has no bounds. Vaginal, Anal or Oral treatment is all part of making love. The question then - sex with a complete stranger anything even close? From experience I say no. There may be plenty of friction but where is the intimacy and caring? I think that's what this thread is really all about - caring for the other person both as a lover and a person.

Jenny

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Jenny

I would love to give it a try with the right woman. I really want to kiss another woman. Feel her lips, soft and wet. Feel her tongue slowly slide into my mouth.

Damn Sultry,

I got so wet reading that.

Jenny

 

[sultryslayer]

Jenny,

I am wet thinking about it.

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Before Lit. ...

...

I used to socialise (!!??) quite a lot in Yahoo chat. It was there that I had my worst cyber.

Do you ever get the "I just need it now" feeling? Well, that's how I was and I was in an adult chat room and got PM-ing with someone and one thing led to another - as I'd hoped it would and we were cybering very nicely thank you. I was about a millimetre from orgasm when "she" typed (I can't remember the exact words) "My cock is about to explode" then "ooops sorry - I meant my pussy"

Like you'd get them mixed up!!!

My hot lady friend was a guy and I have no gay or bi leanings at all - you've never seen a guy shrivel so fast in your life - you'd think I'd jumped in iced water!

OMG. That is so funny. Have you noticed though, that afterwards you can laugh at these experiences? Thank you for pointing up one of the pit falls of cyber on the internet -- gender swaping (done it once or twice myself). I have to say that falls into the area of basic human honesty. This is another reason I try and stick to the phone if I can or Cam them first if I can't.

By the way, I get hit on my the LEZ crowd regularly not that I mind that much

Jenny