Would you meet someone from Lit for coffee?

[gga]

scout round

Is this that weird Kings English, or am I just slow? I guess it could be both.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Is this that weird Kings English, or am I just slow? I guess it could be both.

It is proper English but I am a giving person so I shall explain that it means I will investigate the current location and find you a suitable deluxe fucker

 

[gga]

It is proper English but I am a giving person so I shall explain that it means I will investigate the current location and find you a suitable deluxe fucker

I thank you ma'am for imparting your wisdom on a poor uneducated peasant such as myself.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I thank you ma'am for imparting your wisdom on a poor uneducated peasant such as myself.

Don’t pull that peasant bullshit. You offered a whole pound now pay up

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

To the donuts? Nothing, the creme filled just suck.

Well it does take sucking to get cream...

 

[Sundayschild]

For a whole pound, you get the deluxe fuck. I will do a scout round and get you the best fuck on Lit

Would you have a shuftie for me as well?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Coffee, queso, cake... I'm easy!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Would you have a shuftie for me as well?

Do you need me to have a shuftie? I thought you already had deluxe versions for every hour of the week! If I had known you had a spare slot, I would have put my name on the waiting list

 

[gga]

Do you need me to have a shuftie? I thought you already had deluxe versions for every hour of the week! If I had known you had a spare slot, I would have put my name on the waiting list

A softie?
I guess we haven't really met.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

For a whole pound, you get the deluxe fuck. I will do a scout round and get you the best fuck on Lit

So what if we put up two pounds?

 

[AmberLGreen]

So what if we put up two pounds?

You aren’t putting anything non-organic up there

 

[Sundayschild]

Do you need me to have a shuftie? I thought you already had deluxe versions for every hour of the week! If I had known you had a spare slot, I would have put my name on the waiting list

I don't know where you're getting your information from, but I'm extremely restrained actually. And not in the kinky way either . And it wouldn't surprise me from the information that I have that you are the list

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You aren’t putting anything non-organic up there

Fine I'll go spend my two pounds somewhere else

 

[gga]

So what if we put up two pounds?

Oh God. You'll do anything for that 3-some with me.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I just checked the exchange rate. A pound is worth $1.33 USD. I think you all need to up the price considerably in case it's a matter of getting what you pay for

OR I just say I'm a sex olympics trainer

 

[gga]

I just checked the exchange rate. A pound is worth $1.33 USD. I think you all need to up the price considerably in case it's a matter of getting what you pay for

Who invited the economist?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Oh God. You'll do anything for that 3-some with me.

Damnit you figured me out....

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Oh God. You'll do anything for that 3-some with me.

Damnit you figured me out....

Coffee, queso, cake... this could be arranged. Just sayin!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Who invited the economist?

NO ONE.... they just come out of the woodwork

 

[AmberLGreen]

I just checked the exchange rate. A pound is worth $1.33 USD. I think you all need to up the price considerably in case it's a matter of getting what you pay for

That extra third of a dollar could get them the super deluxe

 

[Booboobear84]

NO ONE.... they just come out of the woodwork

but does their wood work?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

but does their wood work?

Well seeing as it was @Desiree1 I would hope that there is no wood

 

[cheekygirl75]

I think there are one or two people that I would let buy me coffee and cake

I like the way you think…

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Well seeing as it was @Desiree1 I would hope that there is no wood

Maybe she has a monkey with a strap on too!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Maybe she has a monkey with a strap on too!

It was a monkey strap on... don't disgrace monkeys like that!