"You Might Be Too Good For Me If....."

[TXRafe]

YMBTGFMI you buy artisan bread

ymbtgfmi you make your own bread!

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

Ymbtgfm if you fold AND put away your laundry in a timely manner.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Ymbtgfm If you snowblow driveways while I sit in the warmth of inside the house.

 

[Tallulah82]

YMBTGFMI if you haven't eaten your weight in turkey dinners, chocolate and cheese in the short span of 4 days.

 

[Apisto42]

YMBTGFMI if you wear pants while working.

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI yo haven't worn the same shorts/pants/pajamas for more than one day during vacation.

 

[lilmissdarling]

YMBTGFMI you drink enough water everyday

 

[Chillygirl]

YMBTGFMI you actually brush ALL the snow off your car instead of waiting to get on the highway and having it blow off

 

[Coyote100]

YMBTGFMÌ you keep making Christmas cookies as delicious and beautifully as this year.

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you know where your TV remote is more than 2% of the time when you need it.

 

[PassionsFlame]

YMBTGFMI you clean up behind yourself AS you're coming.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI you never forget one thing on your shopping list

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

YMBTGFMI you never forget one thing on your shopping list

You use a list?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You use a list?

I'm not a caveman!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm not a caveman!

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[AlwaysDancing]

… if you work banker’s hours.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Not like Applebees on a date night though? Right?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

YMBTGFMI if you don’t wake up at 3 am with a list of things you need to do making you anxious that you promptly forget as soon as the sun rises

 

[QwertyMaster]

YMBTGFMI you can hold a conversation for more than five minutes without getting distracted

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Not like Applebees on a date night though? Right?

Nah... I know my worth. We can go to Chili's.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nah... I know my worth. We can go to Chili's.

A much better bar. For reals

 

[Strixaluco]

YMBTGFMI if you don't have a permanent health issue that you need to take into account.

 

[AtramentousRex]

YMBTGFMI You can hold an entire conversation without offending, horrifying, boring or annoying the other person.

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you could pass a field sobriety test even stone cold sober.