"You Might Be Too Good For Me If....."

[Btq97]

YMBTGFMI your phone screen is not crackec

 

[Trubbycat]

YMBTGFMI if you know how to use more than one kind of fork at the dinner table.

YMBTGFMI if you know how to use a fork

 

[Tallulah82]

YMBTGFM if you see the word 'epitome' and your brain reads 'ep-it-om-e' as it should be spoken. Despite my knowing the word and being able to use and say it easily, whenever I see the word my stupid brain reads 'epi-tome' EVERY DAMNED TIME!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

YMBTGFM if you see the word 'epitome' and your brain reads 'ep-it-om-e' as it should be spoken. Despite my knowing the word and being able to use and say it easily, whenever I see the word my stupid brain reads 'epi-tome' EVERY DAMNED TIME!

That is a tricky word. One that Brits and Yanks probably pronounce differently. I am pretty sure I do say ep-it-om-e like you mean though.

 

[Tallulah82]

That is a tricky word. One that Brits and Yanks probably pronounce differently. I am pretty sure I do say ep-it-om-e like you mean though.

See? You're too good for me.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

See? You're too good for me.

I am pretty much the worlds biggest scumbag.

 

[Tallulah82]

I am pretty much the worlds biggest scumbag.

So, what you're saying is that I'm not even worthy of the world's biggest scumbag?

Well, I should just crawl under a rock right now.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

So, what you're saying is that I'm not even worthy of the world's biggest scumbag?

Well, I should just crawl under a rock right now.

Ha! Funny story. A couple years back I tried going to this ‘rocknroll’ dive bar in Northeast London and they denied me entry for the way I was dressed. Even my own kids say I dress like a hobo.

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you woke up on a Saturday with NO obligations but STILL got up to do productive stuff.
Because my tired ass ain't getting up until somebody DRAGS me out of this bed!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

YMBTGFMI you’re never feeling exceptionally tired or lazy enough to over pay and have food delivered.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

YMBTGFMI you are a woman, are still breathing, and have standards...

 

[Tallulah82]

YMBTGFMI you are a woman, are still breathing, and have standards...

I am proud to announce that I have no standards and I would asphyxiate myself for you. I do draw the line at cutting my boobies off for you, though. Would 2 out of 3 be ok?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I am proud to announce that I have no standards and I would asphyxiate myself for you. I do draw the line at cutting my boobies off for you, though. Would 2 out of 3 be ok?

I like how you offer to asphyxiate for me...that sounds VERY kinky...2 out of 3 is acceptable...as long as instead of cutting off your boobies, you eagerly offer them up to me...

 

[Tallulah82]

I like how you offer to asphyxiate for me...that sounds VERY kinky...2 out of 3 is acceptable...as long as instead of cutting off your boobies, you eagerly offer them up to me...

Whoah there. "Eagerly"? I don't know about eagerly. My usual approach is "why not", not "eagerly". Can I offer them but in a "they're here so you may as well interact with them" vibe?



Edited to add: it's shocking what I'd do if I'm bored enough.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Whoah there. "Eagerly"? I don't know about eagerly. My usual approach is "why not", not "eagerly". Can I offer them but in a "they're here so you may as well interact with them" vibe?

Deal...

 

[VoraciousValue]

YMBTGFMI you think diners are beneath you.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI you don't have a favorite pen without which you are totally unproductive.

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you don't watch Cops or Jail & look for family or friends.

 

[UnquietDreams]

YMBTGFMI you think peanut butter on saltines is not acceptable as a meal.

 

[Tallulah82]

YMBTGFMI you don't waste time daydreaming about seducing people you shouldn't try to seduce.

(Talking about ex-lovers, priests, your kids school teacher etc).

 

[kathyisgr65]

Ymtgfmi

Ur more concerned with spelling and grammar than what I'm saying

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGMI you get dressed on days you're not leaving the house

 

[Apisto42]

YMBTGMI you get dressed on days you're not leaving the house

Coat, tie, shirt, boxer briefs. Thank god for remote work.

YMBTGFM if you don’t occasionally crave kraft mac n cheese.

 

[Donotrustanybody]

No one is too good for me, I am the best

 

[caitiff1969]

You might be too good for me if you have ANY standards, or any kind of a life...