"You Might Be Too Good For Me If....."

[AbsintheFather]

YMBTGMI your morals are irreproachable. (Fortunately that's unlikely here )

 

[Tallulah82]

YMBTGMI your morals are irreproachable. (Fortunately that's unlikely here )

My morals are very approachable. That's what you meant, right?

 

[Kittycity]

YMBTGMI if you dry your clothes outside on a nice day

 

[Azuldrgon]

YMBTGFMI you understand which wine is which.

 

[positiveflirt]

YMBTGFM if your gmail has less than 1000 unread emails..

 

[Booboobear84]

YMBTGFM if your gmail has less than 1000 unread emails..

I'm not too good for you,but you're not my type

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you don't cuss on the interstate in pretty much any American city with over 50,000 people. Because damn, these people are stooopid!

 

[Apisto42]

YMBTGFM if your gmail has less than 1000 unread emails..

Hey, my gmail is squeaky clean read. It’s the yahoo that’s over a few thousand unread…

YMBTGFM if you’ve never had a Big Mac.

 

[Tallulah82]

YMTBGFM if you realise what's wrong...

 

[Btq97]

YMBTGFM If you do want spanking for being a good girl.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

YMBTGFM if you plan your full itinerary for vacation before you arrive

 

[MiaBabe23]

YMBTGFM if your gmail has less than 1000 unread emails..

YMNBGEFM if yours has less than 2k

 

[Hypnobitch01]

YMBTGFM if you don’t believe in the pits tits armpits and bits shower method

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI at least some of the people on your list don't get restaurant gift cards because you really, really don't want to bother shopping for them.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFI you decorate for Christmas listening to peaceful Christmas jazz instead of Eminem

 

[Tallulah82]

YMBTGFI you decorate for Christmas listening to peaceful Christmas jazz instead of Eminem

Eminem has a Christmas album?!?!

 

[Tallulah82]

YMBTGFMI you wrap your gifts with matching ribbons and bows and shit.

 

[Trubbycat]

YMBTGFMI you give gifts

 

[LadyLascivious1]

YMBTGFMI you can tell the difference between good champagne and the crap kind…and don’t think it all tastes similarly dry and gross

 

[Kittenheels54]

YMBTGFMI your tree ornaments are perfectly placed

 

[Neanderthal247]

No one is too good for me, I'm a bad mfer

 

[Chloe_Harper]

YMBTGFMI you always but your clean clothes and dishes away  right away

 

[Trubbycat]

YMBTGFMI you have clean clothes and dishes.

 

[Strixaluco]

YMBTGFMI you're never on the brink of a burnout

 

[summer_reine]

YMBTGFMI you buy artisan bread