"You Might Be Too Good For Me If....."

[Shymidwestgirl]

YMBTGFMI your hotel has mirrors all over and a telephone in the bathroom.

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you've ever shenan-ed but then resisted the temptation to shenanigan.

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you've ever had a great idea in a dream and then been able to remember it the next morning.

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you can get on the floor & wrap Christmas presents and make it back up on your own before New Year's Day.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

YMBTGFM if you won’t eat macaroni and cheese from a box with powered cheese in a pouch.

 

[Trubbycat]

YMBTGFM if your six pack costs more than my thirty can suitcase.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

YMBTGFM if your Christmas tree is real, and you chopped it down yourself

 

[Tallulah82]

YMBTGFMI you're not a lil tipsy by 3pm on Christmas Eve... Not drunk. Just merry. As required.

 

[cheekygirl75]

YMBTGFMI you're not a lil tipsy by 3pm on Christmas Eve... Not drunk. Just merry. As required.

I have to work until 5 today…. But I might still be tipsy

 

[latecomer91364]

YMBTGFMI you think you are.

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you didn't still have to buy & wrap presents today.

 

[Jeanie99]

YMBTGFMI going to Walmart sounds like a fun activity.

 

[Trubbycat]

YMBTGFMI you’ve never been screamed at by your family for drinking too much.

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you didn't put this year's wrapping paper, which you bought this year, away right next to the wrapping paper you had left over from LAST year, because you were too lazy to go looking for it this year.

 

[Strixaluco]

YMBTGFMI if you don't need a long task list with reminders to manage all Xmas preparation, or if you can pull it off in a week or two.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

YMBTGFMI if you have got up to head to the Boxing Day sales

 

[CuriousJInLA]

YMBGFMIY like getting high and over-analyzing art of all mediums) sounds pretentious but I’m neither intelligent nor well educated and it’s a problem )

 

[Tallulah82]

YMBTGFMI you made your own gravy from scratch and your roast potatoes were carefully crafted in a 4 step process.

But only if you're not pretentious about it and judge me for Aunt Bessie and Bisto, you wanker.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

YMBTGFMI you don’t use cream of condensed “any” soup.