"You Might Be Too Good For Me If....."

[Tallulah82]

YMBTGFMI you consistently work out. Scratch that, you're DEFINITELY too good for me. Ugh.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

YMBTGFMI you don’t eat popcorn at the movies with the butter topping.

 

[UnquietDreams]

YMBTGFMI you don’t eat popcorn at the movies with the butter topping.

YMBTGFMI you do eat popcorn at the movies with the butter topping. (I have been known to sneak real butter in...)

 

[TomTeacher19]

YMBTGFMI you don't smuggle in an old popcorn tub and take it up to get your "free refill" at the movies.

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you've never used a Dollar Tree toy as a siphon so you could fix something major in your house. (Literally just did this)

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

YMBTGFMI you've never used a Dollar tree item for masturbation..

 

[TomTeacher19]

YMBTGFMI if you made it out of the Dollar Tree parking lot before you masterbated

 

[Trubbycat]

YMBTGFMI you never masturbated in a Dollar Tree

 

[TomTeacher19]

YMBTGFMI you never got fired from Dollar Tree for masterbating while working

 

[cocokittysurprise]

YMBTGFMI you've never been to a Dollar Tree LOL

 

[KinkyLaughs]

YMBTGFMI you've never been to a Dollar Tree LOL

I wouldn't trust Any (vocal) Dollar Tree snobs.

 

[Trubbycat]

YMBTGFMI you've never been to a Dollar Tree LOL

I go to the Quarter Tree.

 

[TomTeacher19]

YMBTGFMI if you don't get into the Dollar three with sixty three cents of change and a belief you can still talk your way into eight items.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGMI you understand why we're talking about the Dollar Tree so much!

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you don't automatically take your foot off the gas when you see a police car...even when you're going UNDER the speed limit.

 

[Tallulah82]

YMBTGFMI you always clean out any old food from your fridge as SOON as it goes off. None of this letting tomatoes go shrivelled business. That's gross. I don't do that. Ahem.

 

[cheekygirl75]

YMBTGFMI you always clean out any old food from your fridge as SOON as it goes off. None of this letting tomatoes go shrivelled business. That's gross. I don't do that. Ahem.

*Looks at container of shriveled tomatoes on the counter* Phew!

 

[Trubbycat]

YMBTGFMI you practice even basic sanitation.

 

[Photog1rl]

YMBTGFMI You return every call or message right away.

 

[Mebtaz2000]

YMBTGFMI if during a chat the incorrect use of “your” , “you’re”, and “u r”cause you to spellcheck my post.

 

[Abeona1]

YMBTGFMI you think laying in bed is a waste of time.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

YMBTGFMI you refuse to watch old movies in black and white - at least a dozen or more times...

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you remember people's names BEFORE you address them by the wrong name at least twice.

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you've never strung a scam caller along by applying for that extended warranty for your 1978 Dodge Flying Saucer.

 

[Tallulah82]

YMBTGFMI you don't obsess over the fact that there's an odd number of place settings so what happens with the pattern of things? All the same? Too regimented. Alternated? But there's an odd number so it's unequal. ARGH!