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I like dirt- and water. Makes mud, I love mud!Blackie Malone said:I like dirt.
Salvor-Hardon said:Wait, I've only ever had 4 girlfriends total.
NO!!! I'M A JOCK! NO NO DEAR GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I wanna be a poet dammit!

not you though?The_Fool said:It's a hard life, but Belegon, Neo and Liar can do it.![]()
Wanna wrestle?Stella_Omega said:I like dirt- and water. Makes mud, I love mud!
Umm...Blackie Malone said:Wanna wrestle?
That wasn't a sweatsuit, I was naked.Stella_Omega said:Umm...
*pounce*
*slap slurp slubb muddy mud mud*
Glad you had that old sweatsuit on- you didn't care about it, did you?
Blackie Malone said:That wasn't a sweatsuit, I was naked.![]()

twiddle...*snicker*Stella_Omega said:![]()
and now you have a mud suit on...
Cute little buttons on it!
here, let me twiddle them.![]()
well, they don't seem to come unbuttoned...Blackie Malone said:twiddle...*snicker*
Keep trying.Stella_Omega said:well, they don't seem to come unbuttoned...

Maybe if I start with this really little one.. down here on the bottom...Blackie Malone said:Keep trying.![]()
See if you can find the quarter I left in it.Stella_Omega said:Maybe if I start with this really little one.. down here on the bottom...
Well, that popped a seam open!
hmm, maybe it's a pocket?
Glad to help.arienette said:This makes me feel less slutty, thanks!![]()
Here it is!Blackie Malone said:See if you can find the quarter I left in it.
Yes I did....keep looking.Stella_Omega said:Here it is!
no wait- I think it's a diaphragm.
here, let me put that back for you....
hmm...
Im not finding any change, are you sure you left it in here?
Blackie Malone said:Yes I did....keep looking.![]()
and your watch.lil_elvis said:And check for my car keys too.
Oh, is that his watch? I'm wearing it now.Blackie Malone said:and your watch.
The map is not the territory...The_Fool said:There is no fool....
There is no poetry...
Bitch.Stella_Omega said:The map is not the territory...
ceci n'est pas une pipe...
...so listen, you got a flashilight?

heh, they come in handy when you turn 'em around...Blackie Malone said:Bitch.![]()
tease, tease, tease.Stella_Omega said:heh, they come in handy when you turn 'em around...
and unroll a rubber over them- y'know?