You're a burglar...

[MrsPassion]

Our daughter likes it Arctic. She's got the house freezing. We tell her she can always open a window.

Or turn the thermostat down

 

[MrsPassion]

It's the half digit that takes this too far

Set it to 63.584?? Now you’re just being silly

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Set it to 63.584?? Now you’re just being silly

That poor tired ac is gonna be dripping all over the floor

 

[ZfrkS62]

That poor tired ac is gonna be dripping all over the floor

Yes, great way to change the subject around here. Talk about things dripping in the floor..

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Yes, great way to change the subject around here. Talk about things dripping in the floor..

I'm stealing your mop heads

 

[ZfrkS62]

I'm stealing your mop heads

As long as it isn't my 10mm sucker, were good. Though I may ask where you found it in order to steal it..

 

[Sweetn3ss]

I’m opening all your pasta boxes so they go stale

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm stealing all the TP

 

[barefootgirl69]

An amorous load you brought
And admired load you carry
But please don't leave

If you're not playing the game in this thread, get out. Go to the flirting threads to creep.

I hope these new ladies are aware you've been banned under other names and you made your FRIENDS believe you were dead as "troubledone". Go do your creeping somewhere else.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Back to the game...

I'm going to take the washclothes.

 

[hairball18]

I am going to take the light out of the fridge.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

I'm going to take the hinges off the doors

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm going to take the cold water taps.

 

[hairball18]

I am going to take the numbers off every house on the street, then order you a pizza.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking the fan from the bedroom.

 

[hairball18]

I am taking the plug from the tub.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

I'm taking all the big towels

 

[RideFl71]

I'm taking the pull cords from all the ceiling fans

 

[barefootgirl69]

The hose from the vacuum.

 

[RideFl71]

The hose from the vacuum.

I thought you said you weren't touching anyone's sex toys??

 

[hairball18]

The coffee

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

The caps from all the water bottles

 

[RideFl71]

The midnight snacks...

 

[barefootgirl69]

The midnight snacks...

Sex toys and snacks. I'm not sure if I should run away or hang out with you!


The pull string from the lawn mower.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking the knobs from the stereo.
(It's an older generation neighborhood, apparently!)