You're a burglar...

[SixShooter14]

All the batteries....

 

[snexxer]

All the underwear.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking the shower curtain.

 

[JKL123]

I'm taking all the remote controls

 

[Pranglez]

As long as it isn't my 10mm sucker, were good. Though I may ask where you found it in order to steal it..

I would steal all the 10 mm, but like my scissors- they all have disappeared already. Maybe they all get together for one heck of a party?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Put small piece of tape over all remote sensors.

 

[hairball18]

The knobs on the stove.

 

[snexxer]

The labels off the microwave buttons.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'm taking the knobs from the stereo.
(It's an older generation neighborhood, apparently!)

Don't forget to steal every mornings paper but Tues!

 

[hairball18]

Her vibe from the side table.

 

[FlyingThruLife]

The cubes for all the USB chargers

 

[hairball18]

All the spoons.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm going to take the knobs from the stove. (or AGA or whatever it's called in your part of the world)

 

[MrsPassion]

I’m taking all the refrigerator magnets

And one battery from every set of two

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Take the high heels...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Photo albums. If they’re old enough, they can’t be replaced.

 

[Chillygirl]

All the batteries from all the remotes and game controllers

 

[FlyingThruLife]

The Kleenex box from beside everyone's bed

 

[WerdNerd]

All the left socks

 

[hairball18]

The light bulbs from all the bathrooms.

 

[ZfrkS62]

One pin from every lock tumbler in the house

 

[JKL123]

All the hair care tools - flat iron-blower dryer - curler etc...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Ghost pepper flakes in with pepper shaker.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ghost pepper flakes in with pepper shaker.

I'm confused. You're going to steal those?

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I'm going to take the tweezers. I think my daughter is a burglar!

 

[hairball18]

All the tp, then order you some Taco Bell.