You're a burglar...

[barefootgirl69]

All the tp, then order you some Taco Bell.

I'll be safe then. I don't eat that, ever.

I'm a taco snob. I like them authentic.

 

[snexxer]

All the forks

 

[JKL123]

All the forks

Go ahead and have their forks!

I am taking their spoons all of them! They will NEVER be spooning in this house again!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Go ahead and have their forks!

I am taking their spoons all of them! They will NEVER be spooning in this house again!

I'm usually the little spoon and you can't catch me!

I'm taking the bowl that holds the house key.

 

[snexxer]

I'm usually the little spoon and you can't catch me!

I'm taking the bowl that holds the house key.

I'll take the condiments.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Steal the radio, we can chant the days of the week wrong.

 

[Paligirl]

Switch the salt for sugar in the shaker, lol

 

[English_guy_bkk]

@MedicalMuse we have a few missions

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The elastic on your gym shorts

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

The pumpkin spice oat milk from your fridge

 

[MrsPassion]

I’m going to steal all the bristles from the toothbrushes.

And I am swapping the conditioners and shampoo labels

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m going to steal all the bristles from the toothbrushes.

And I am swapping the conditioners and shampoo labels

Put Nair in the conditioner, and super glue in the hand soap

 

[MrsPassion]

Put Nair in the conditioner, and super glue in the hand soap

Lmfao they are supposed to be minor inconveniences not trauma showers

 

[MindYaBitness]

Lmfao they are supposed to be minor inconveniences not trauma showers

Lol, if they're already bald its a minor inconvenience, if its an ex's house the super glue is just pay back

 

[MrsPassion]

Lol, if they're already bald its a minor inconvenience, if its an ex's house the super glue is just pay back

Diabolical

 

[MindYaBitness]

Diabolical

I'm not friends with any of my ex's for a reason

Back on track.....

I'd steal all of the bottom sheets

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking the condoms from his nightstand.

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

I'm taking the condoms from his nightstand.

Who the F uses condoms on Lit? I thought it was a bunch of horndogs going bareback on each other

I’m taking her Starbucks travel mugs

 

[MrsPassion]

I’m taking one lightbulb from all the light fixtures.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking the alarm clocks.

 

[Chillygirl]

I’m not taking anything but I’m changing all the clocks and all of them 5 minutes apart.

 

[hairball18]

Turning off the circuit breaker for the garage door opener.

 

[hotcpu]

Flipping the batteries around in all the remote controls

 

[hairball18]

Put tape on the positive terminals on every remote.

 

[snexxer]

Taking the privacy glass from the bathroom.