“I can write authentic female characters” he said. Hilarity ensues.

[Oblimo]

50 Shades of Bishi Lawyer Boys

Oh my God, more! Even though I’m going to giggle myself to death.

 

[JasonClearwater]

Oh my God, more! Even though I’m going to giggle myself to death.

Toby laughed, embarrassed, wondering if Mrs Albersford would ever see him as the man he knew he could be.

One day, Toby, he told himself. One day.

 

[Oblimo]

One day, Toby, he told himself. One day.

I hereby declare myself the founding member of Team Toby.

For some reason I’m imagining him agonizing whether or not to accessorize with eyeglasses and snooping out Mrs Albersford’s opinion of megane.

 

[JasonClearwater]

I hereby declare myself the founding member of Team Toby.

For some reason I’m imagining him agonizing whether or not to accessorize with eyeglasses and snooping out Mrs Albersford’s opinion of megane.

Could work. I'll add 'Toby Gets a Job - The Hard Way' to my 'things to write' list.

 

[Handley_Page]

I'd like to suggest "Toby discovers how to make his hair neater"

 

[Oblimo]

I'd like to suggest "Toby discovers how to make his hair neater"

But all cute boys must have their hair thoroughly ”tousled”, mustn’t they?

 

[JasonClearwater]

But all cute boys must have their hair thoroughly ”tousled”, mustn’t they?

You get it. He gets it.

 

[Handley_Page]

But all cute boys must have their hair thoroughly ”tousled”, mustn’t they?

All the bloody time ?

 

[Oblimo]

All the bloody time ?

*Flips lock of hair back with a bob of his head.*

All. The. Time.

*Lock of hair falls over his left eye again all on its own.*

*Smiles sheepishly up through his eyelashes at Handley while brushing the stray lock away with one hand.*

 

[Jada59]

I'd like to suggest "Toby discovers how to make his hair neater"

Me too!

 

[Jada59]

All the bloody time ?

Heck, if they are near me, I will tousle it for them! Among other things. Bwahahaha!