🏆✨🏆 THE GREAT LIT COMPETITION 🏆✨🏆

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well this one really blew all my expectations out of the water!! Every single one was special and amazing. Seriously!! And I've listened to each a few times
I had to resist my deep urge to make it a three way tie but... I promised a winner and a winner there shall be...

With the most votes and sounding the most true to the original... with Titty Flash

@hotoldrguy

Thanks to everyone for playing! I was seriously impressed!!
New challenge tomorrow, writers!!!​

Congrats @hotoldrguy well done

I still like Vagina Dentata...well, in theory, not in practice

Gotta go clear my cache and wank...

(Horrid week. It was this or Curvesday. I will try to get on next week)

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Congrats @hotoldrguy well done

I still like Vagina Dentata...well, in theory, not in practice

Gotta go clear my cache and wank...

(Horrid week. It was this or Curvesday. I will try to get on next week)

Go clear my cache and wank

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well this one really blew all my expectations out of the water!! Every single one was special and amazing. Seriously!! And I've listened to each a few times
I had to resist my deep urge to make it a three way tie but... I promised a winner and a winner there shall be...

With the most votes and sounding the most true to the original... with Titty Flash

@hotoldrguy

Thanks to everyone for playing! I was seriously impressed!!
New challenge tomorrow, writers!!!​

Thank You Thank You...... Loved all the entries

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

CHALLENGE #7

Interpretation Challenge

Write a short story interpreting the emojis below into a narrative.
> I won't give a word count but it should be reasonably short.
> Keep creative and sexy!
> Follow Lit guidelines for content.
> See Main Rules on page 1.
> Have your story in by Friday morning!
> I will be judging on which story used the inspiration most creatively.

_________________________

🗣

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Thank You Thank You...... Loved all the entries

congrats, no surprise there, you know I really liked it.

CHALLENGE #7

Interpretation Challenge

Write a short story interpreting the emojis below into a narrative.
> I won't give a word count but it should be reasonably short.
> Keep creative and sexy!
> Follow Lit guidelines for content.
> See Main Rules on page 1.
> Have your story in by Friday morning!
> I will be judging on which story used the inspiration most creatively.

_________________________

🗣

hum, interesting. this is going to be tough.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

CHALLENGE #7

Interpretation Challenge

Write a short story interpreting the emojis below into a narrative.
> I won't give a word count but it should be reasonably short.
> Keep creative and sexy!
> Follow Lit guidelines for content.
> See Main Rules on page 1.
> Have your story in by Friday morning!
> I will be judging on which story used the inspiration most creatively.

_________________________

🗣

After thinking about this, I decided I'd have much more fun interpreting "sexy" as sexually suggestive rather than alluring, and going with a narrative short story in a narrative limerick style story. I also did an audio version of the story, with an explanation of how I arrived at my interpretation of the challenge ( which basically boils down to just more my kind of fun)

https://voca.ro/1i0a42Z94Brh

So yeah, me setting the bar low in my style, it is how I roll.

It was the Saturday night before Halloween.
I went clubbing with Dana, Kathy, and Dean.
The ‘shrooms had us tripping.
The X lollies had us skipping.
Pretending Kim’s dad’s fury squeal wasn’t seen.

We went to the Bubble Room on the right.
Where Kathy saw an ex and got in a fight.
They ended when he ghosted
And now he was roasted.
The Glow Rope flogging was quite a sight.

We met this guy dressed in an alien suit,
Retro style, it was quite a hoot.
He invited us for a meal.
He’d cook was the deal.
Yeah, He was really quite cute.

So, we all went back to his place for food.
He cooked for us in the nude.
Hot dogs with cherry slaw,
Surprisingly good, without a flaw,
Hot and spicy like a volcano, dude.

Then his cat, Comet, came in from the barn,
Looking to play, dragging balls of yarn.
We tied it around us in a bow
Like lingerie, oh you know…
That word, kinky macramé, oh darn.

Clad in our slutty yarn weaving, so couture.
Dean and alien dude found it a magical lure.
To the music we began to dance,
looking for a little um….romance.
The guys were watching just speechless, for sure.

Alien guy joined and grabbed me with a smirk,
And then he began to really get to work.
And our fun little group of five
Really began to spring alive
But ooops, we woke neighbor, who’s a jerk.

It is the Sunday morning before Halloween
And life is just peachy fucking keen.
Laughing with my peeps,
Well except Dean, he oversleeps,
But my friends rock, more fun I haven’t seen.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I will never clear my cache again without getting a semi.

but but will you here "clear my cache" in the sing songy tone and rhythm? If so, my work here is done.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

but but will you here "clear my cache" in the sing songy tone and rhythm? If so, my work here is done.

Of course...that voice is engrained in the phrase too. Its like when you hear "You're in good hands with Allstate" you hear it in the voice of that guy from 24.

 

[hotoldrguy]

After thinking about this, I decided I'd have much more fun interpreting "sexy" as sexually suggestive rather than alluring, and going with a narrative short story in a narrative limerick style story. I also did an audio version of the story, with an explanation of how I arrived at my interpretation of the challenge ( which basically boils down to just more my kind of fun)

https://voca.ro/1i0a42Z94Brh

So yeah, me setting the bar low in my style, it is how I roll.

It was the Saturday night before Halloween.
I went clubbing with Dana, Kathy, and Dean.
The ‘shrooms had us tripping.
The X lollies had us skipping.
Pretending Kim’s dad’s fury squeal wasn’t seen.

We went to the Bubble Room on the right.
Where Kathy saw an ex and got in a fight.
They ended when he ghosted
And now he was roasted.
The Glow Rope flogging was quite a sight.

We met this guy dressed in an alien suit,
Retro style, it was quite a hoot.
He invited us for a meal.
He’d cook was the deal.
Yeah, He was really quite cute.

So, we all went back to his place for food.
He cooked for us in the nude.
Hot dogs with cherry slaw,
Surprisingly good, without a flaw,
Hot and spicy like a volcano, dude.

Then his cat, Comet, came in from the barn,
Looking to play, dragging balls of yarn.
We tied it around us in a bow
Like lingerie, oh you know…
That word, kinky macramé, oh darn.

Clad in our slutty yarn weaving, so couture.
Dean and alien dude found it a magical lure.
To the music we began to dance,
looking for a little um….romance.
The guys were watching just speechless, for sure.

Alien guy joined and grabbed me with a smirk,
And then he began to really get to work.
And our fun little group of five
Really began to spring alive
But ooops, we woke neighbor, who’s a jerk.

It is the Sunday morning before Halloween
And life is just peachy fucking keen.
Laughing with my peeps,
Well except Dean, he oversleeps,
But my friends rock, more fun I haven’t seen.

I LOVE this! And the audio was awesome!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I LOVE this! And the audio was awesome!

well thank you. I do however expect my emoji interpretation to be topped, but I had fun and since that is what I am here for, I still win in my head

 

[default24]

After thinking about this, I decided I'd have much more fun interpreting "sexy" as sexually suggestive rather than alluring, and going with a narrative short story in a narrative limerick style story. I also did an audio version of the story, with an explanation of how I arrived at my interpretation of the challenge ( which basically boils down to just more my kind of fun)

https://voca.ro/1i0a42Z94Brh

So yeah, me setting the bar low in my style, it is how I roll.

It was the Saturday night before Halloween.
I went clubbing with Dana, Kathy, and Dean.
The ‘shrooms had us tripping.
The X lollies had us skipping.
Pretending Kim’s dad’s fury squeal wasn’t seen.

We went to the Bubble Room on the right.
Where Kathy saw an ex and got in a fight.
They ended when he ghosted
And now he was roasted.
The Glow Rope flogging was quite a sight.

We met this guy dressed in an alien suit,
Retro style, it was quite a hoot.
He invited us for a meal.
He’d cook was the deal.
Yeah, He was really quite cute.

So, we all went back to his place for food.
He cooked for us in the nude.
Hot dogs with cherry slaw,
Surprisingly good, without a flaw,
Hot and spicy like a volcano, dude.

Then his cat, Comet, came in from the barn,
Looking to play, dragging balls of yarn.
We tied it around us in a bow
Like lingerie, oh you know…
That word, kinky macramé, oh darn.

Clad in our slutty yarn weaving, so couture.
Dean and alien dude found it a magical lure.
To the music we began to dance,
looking for a little um….romance.
The guys were watching just speechless, for sure.

Alien guy joined and grabbed me with a smirk,
And then he began to really get to work.
And our fun little group of five
Really began to spring alive
But ooops, we woke neighbor, who’s a jerk.

It is the Sunday morning before Halloween
And life is just peachy fucking keen.
Laughing with my peeps,
Well except Dean, he oversleeps,
But my friends rock, more fun I haven’t seen.

Wow, you weren't kidding when you said you loved limericks

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Wow, you weren't kidding when you said you loved limericks

haha. yeah, what can I say, silly and me are besties.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Well, better late than never, and I see the queen intimidated all the other competition away!

For perfectly interpreting and going above and beyond

@Justadesperatewifeandmom

wins again.

Give it up ladies and gents!!!

Thanks for playing!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well, better late than never, and I see the queen intimidated all the other competition away!

For perfectly interpreting and going above and beyond

@Justadesperatewifeandmom

wins again.

Give it up ladies and gents!!!

Thanks for playing!!

Great job Justa!!!!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well, better late than never, and I see the queen intimidated all the other competition away!

For perfectly interpreting and going above and beyond

@Justadesperatewifeandmom

wins again.

Give it up ladies and gents!!!

Thanks for playing!!

Well done Justa. I am still trying to figure out the pile of chocolate pudding emoji...and the eggplant and especially the winking frownie ;(

Yeah, got distracted Googling them...whats next FearlessLeader?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well, better late than never, and I see the queen intimidated all the other competition away!

For perfectly interpreting and going above and beyond

@Justadesperatewifeandmom

wins again.

Give it up ladies and gents!!!

Thanks for playing!!

Well thank you, it was an honor nominating myself to compete against myself. I'd like to thank Rose, Wendi, Kim, Sam, and dude with the LEDs for their friendship and inspiration. I would also like to thank you all for reading, and PLP for bestowing this honor. Much appreciated.

oh, mail your leftovers to Africa.

 

[RDM97756]

Well, better late than never, and I see the queen intimidated all the other competition away!

For perfectly interpreting and going above and beyond

@Justadesperatewifeandmom

wins again.

Give it up ladies and gents!!!

Thanks for playing!!

Haha! It was actually really good though. Loved listening to it.

 

[RDM97756]

Did this thread die?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Did this thread die?

They found out that Justa was doping and it lost all integrity.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I'm thinking of rebooting this.

Anyone interested??

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'm thinking of rebooting this.

Anyone interested??

Oh yes!

 

[muddler35]

Absolutely

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm thinking of rebooting this.

Anyone interested??

count me in. (it was just caffeine, I swear. Sure a fuckton of caffeine, but just caffeine)

 

[jason28053]

I'm thinking of rebooting this.

Anyone interested??

Reboot it, papa needs the winning proceeds

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm thinking of rebooting this.

Anyone interested??

Loved this! Re-boot away!