🏆✨🏆 THE GREAT LIT COMPETITION 🏆✨🏆

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Week #7

The Monster Mash Challenge

Rewrite a Lit inspired interpretation of the lyrics to Bobby Pickett's Monster Mash.

• You can change as many words as you want but you must keep the original pace, rhythm, and spirit of the original.
• The judging will be based on creativity, Lit content, and what tickle's the judge's funny bone the most.
• Bonus points will, of course, be given for audio performances of the new lyrics.
• See the main rules - here - .

 

[hotoldrguy]

Week #7

The Monster Mash Challenge

Rewrite a Lit inspired interpretation of the lyrics to Bobby Pickett's Monster Mash.

• You can change as many words as you want but you must keep the original pace, rhythm, and spirit of the original.
• The judging will be based on creativity, Lit content, and what tickle's the judge's funny bone the most.
• Bonus points will, of course, be given for audio performances of the new lyrics.
• See the main rules - here - .

This should be ...

 

[DarkRaven13]

Week #7

The Monster Mash Challenge

Rewrite a Lit inspired interpretation of the lyrics to Bobby Pickett's Monster Mash.

• You can change as many words as you want but you must keep the original pace, rhythm, and spirit of the original.
• The judging will be based on creativity, Lit content, and what tickle's the judge's funny bone the most.
• Bonus points will, of course, be given for audio performances of the new lyrics.
• See the main rules - here - .

I'm in!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Went with the voice entry
The Titty Flash

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Went with the voice entry
The Titty Flash

Wow so early and I don't think this can be beat. Excellent. Ok maybe visuals could make it better, as boobs do make everything better, but the audio is great. You are setting the bar so high.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well now that hotoldrguy set the bar high, I am going to set the bar low, real low. I would recommend you skip if sensitive to sounds like nails on chalkboard or fighting cats, as well, my singing falls into that realm.

At least no one need worry about being "off key" after, as my tone deaf ass is over here all "key?"

https://voca.ro/1kIitgRLSk2M

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Went with the voice entry
The Titty Flash

This was... AMAZING. That's the song I want to wake up to every morning.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Well now that hotoldrguy set the bar high, I am going to set the bar low, real low. I would recommend you skip if sensitive to sounds like nails on chalkboard or fighting cats, as well, my singing falls into that realm.

At least no one need worry about being "off key" after, as my tone deaf ass is overhear all "key?"

https://voca.ro/1kIitgRLSk2M

You deserve far more than a participation award!
"He cleared his cache!" Will forever run through my mind when I do that now.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well now that hotoldrguy set the bar high, I am going to set the bar low, real low. I would recommend you skip if sensitive to sounds like nails on chalkboard or fighting cats, as well, my singing falls into that realm.

At least no one need worry about being "off key" after, as my tone deaf ass is over here all "key?"

https://voca.ro/1kIitgRLSk2M

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well now that hotoldrguy set the bar high, I am going to set the bar low, real low. I would recommend you skip if sensitive to sounds like nails on chalkboard or fighting cats, as well, my singing falls into that realm.

At least no one need worry about being "off key" after, as my tone deaf ass is over here all "key?"

https://voca.ro/1kIitgRLSk2M

HOLY SHIT JUSTA !!!!! This is fucking genius. GENIUS!!!!!!!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

HOLY SHIT JUSTA !!!!! This is fucking genius. GENIUS!!!!!!!!

thanks, alas, it has not actually happened......yet haha.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Went with the voice entry
The Titty Flash

OMG!!!!! Fucking incredible!!!! Also genius!!

 

[Codeman93]

Well now that hotoldrguy set the bar high, I am going to set the bar low, real low. I would recommend you skip if sensitive to sounds like nails on chalkboard or fighting cats, as well, my singing falls into that realm.

At least no one need worry about being "off key" after, as my tone deaf ass is over here all "key?"

https://voca.ro/1kIitgRLSk2M

This is fantastic

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Went with the voice entry
The Titty Flash

That was impressive. How did you get Alan Rickman back from the dead to read that?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well now that hotoldrguy set the bar high, I am going to set the bar low, real low. I would recommend you skip if sensitive to sounds like nails on chalkboard or fighting cats, as well, my singing falls into that realm.

At least no one need worry about being "off key" after, as my tone deaf ass is over here all "key?"

https://voca.ro/1kIitgRLSk2M

I will never clear my cache again without getting a semi.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

This is fantastic

thank you. I had fun.

I will never clear my cache again without getting a semi.

haha. you are welcome

 

[AngelicaS1780]

On my fourth try and despite vocaroo being possessed... https://vocaroo.com/1ivY3s9cgAyn

Credit to yda for the rhyme.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

On my fourth try and despite vocaroo being possessed... https://vocaroo.com/1ivY3s9cgAyn

Credit to yda for the rhyme.

Omg CRYING at work!! Oh my God

A serious use of the word ectoplasm!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

On my fourth try and despite vocaroo being possessed... https://vocaroo.com/1ivY3s9cgAyn

Credit to yda for the rhyme.

I'm glad to kept on trying. Welcome to the Competition.

Its good to keep Vagina Dentata in the public eye.

 

[hotoldrguy]

On my fourth try and despite vocaroo being possessed... https://vocaroo.com/1ivY3s9cgAyn

Credit to yda for the rhyme.

That was awesome!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

On my fourth try and despite vocaroo being possessed... https://vocaroo.com/1ivY3s9cgAyn

Credit to yda for the rhyme.

the ghosting lines... perfection!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Went with the voice entry
The Titty Flash

Well now that hotoldrguy set the bar high, I am going to set the bar low, real low. I would recommend you skip if sensitive to sounds like nails on chalkboard or fighting cats, as well, my singing falls into that realm.

At least no one need worry about being "off key" after, as my tone deaf ass is over here all "key?"

https://voca.ro/1kIitgRLSk2M

On my fourth try and despite vocaroo being possessed... https://vocaroo.com/1ivY3s9cgAyn

Credit to yda for the rhyme.

Hump Day, Bump Day!!!
If you haven't yet, check out these excellent submissions.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Well this one really blew all my expectations out of the water!! Every single one was special and amazing. Seriously!! And I've listened to each a few times
I had to resist my deep urge to make it a three way tie but... I promised a winner and a winner there shall be...

With the most votes and sounding the most true to the original... with Titty Flash

@hotoldrguy

Thanks to everyone for playing! I was seriously impressed!!
New challenge tomorrow, writers!!!​

 

[FranklyFrank]

Congrats @hotoldrguy !

 

[AmberLGreen]

Well done @hotoldrguy you had me crying with laughter

Every entry made me laugh a lot

Sorry I didn’t do this one PLP, work has been too busy and my brain couldn’t function. I will try to do this week’s one