Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Saucyminx]

I tend to block out all my less than stellar moments. My life highlights reel will be quite short.

The waxing ones? Amazingness. Do you touch yourself when you open that particular library of images?

Nah, I have plenty of material to pad out your highlights reel.

The waxing ones were both enlightening and inspirational. A triumph!

 

[pplwatching]

See. Saucy is the only person that’s ever understood me.

TBH I'm not sure women even understand other women. Mysterious, frustrating, maddening, warm, soft, delightful creatures that you are.

 

[Saucyminx]

On another note, I’m glad my boob made you folks smile. . Saucy’s turn!

Hmmmm, maybe later.

They always say give it time.... they never tell you how much.

. That’s because it always depends.

Life may be playing a particularly cruel joke right now. I really wonder what has made her so mean lately.

 

[pplwatching]

I think it can be difficult at any point to fully understand another human because you’re just not that human or living their story.

I absolutely agree. It would take a lifetime to tell a lifetime's worth of experiences.

I think I understand women more than I understand men, in general. I think Saucy gets me more than most I know, though I have recently made a life decision that has left her both scratching and shaking her head.

We are the only ones who can truly understand our choices, for the same reason. At the same time, we are human and can only make the best choice we can given the information that we have. That said, making life changing decisions when you're going through health problems affecting the brain can be a challenge.

This will help you understand men Maybe not all men, or even any specific man, but it's kind of true and entertaining anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjUFYxSxDk

 

[pplwatching]

It’s been playing it an awfully long time. I, for one, am tired of the game.

Not to make light of your situation, but hopefully to add a smile to your day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uai7M4RpoLU

 

[Saucyminx]

I’m okay. Just having a momentary one person pity party.

I did smile.

Ahem, two people—but never pity. Empathy? Sympathy? Retinopathy? (Sorry got carried away with my pathies.) heart:

 

[haha_on_me]

Oh Bora Bora, my bones ache for your warm crystal waters.

It's rained here all day and the creek is up, wanna soak in it?

 

[Saucyminx]

Oh Bora Bora, my bones ache for your warm crystal waters.

I got rid of cable so I probably will get to writing now.

 

[Saucyminx]

Limited time only, and too much time on my hands

because Rainy promised

in 3-D, no really


Tits out Wed doesn’t have nearly as much of a ring to it.

And bonus if you know where to look.

 

[Saucyminx]

You are stunning, Saucy. Thanks for sharing your gorgeous breasts and face

Thank you, you sweet woman! We need to get you to the eye dr immediately.

As I said to Rainy, Solidari-titty!

 

[Emerson40]

Beauteous, in any dimension.

 

[NightL]

because Rainy promised

in 3-D, no really


Tits out Wed doesn’t have nearly as much of a ring to it.

And bonus if you know where to look.

Oh my goodness or is it Oh my, what goodness! Thank you lords of internet breast dares. Oh to be present if both of you got together over a wine or five.

 

[haha_on_me]

Tits out Wed doesn’t have nearly as much of a ring to it.

And bonus if you know where to look.

I have never had the opportunity to see you before this, and goodness me, you are gorgeous. I loved, loved your profile photo.

 

[Miles Long]

Sproing, sproing, and SPROING!

 

[Saucyminx]

Thank you everyone! You are all much too kind.

 

[pplwatching]

I got rid of cable so I probably will get to writing now.

One of the better decisions I've ever made. It certainly frees up time for other pleasures, and money.

 

[haha_on_me]

It should be Tits out Tuesday and Wang Out wednesday. Though... technically it is Thursday for me. This plan is flawed in more ways than one.

As you were.

Everybody have fun tonight, everybody Wang Chung tonight.........er, Wednesday nights.

 

[Emerson40]

I, like Miles, will be chunging my wang against the window.




How can you not, when treated to such saucy sights?

 

[Saucyminx]

One of the better decisions I've ever made. It certainly frees up time for other pleasures, and money.

It was just too expensive and I was putting it on for noise not because I was hellbent on watching anything—so I took all the stuff back today. I’m in a purging mood. Goods and services are getting tossed left and right.

Everybody have fun tonight, everybody Wang Chung tonight.........er, Wednesday nights.

It’s Thursday now right? I’m lost this week. I can’t believe you never saw me before this. Rainy randomly dares me to post stuff, and I always do because she’s my Brorannosaurus Rex.

I, like Miles, will be chunging my wang against the window.
How can you not, when treated to such saucy sights?

Sweet talker. I hope your windows are warmer where you are than here or your wang will catch a cold.

There are breasts out and you're talking about cable?

Your wife is lucky to have you.

I started the dirty cable talk. I’m free from Xfinity! Woohooo!

 

[Saucyminx]

The things one learns while couch shopping!!!

I really hate couch shopping—one thing I’ve definitely learned.

If you tell them your price limit and it’s under $3000, you are suddenly invisible.

A flannel shirt, and bringing your own tape measure, also do not up your value as a customer apparently. Here I thought I’d get the Lumberjack chick discount. NOPE.

Getting some mad gossip from your gf while shopping ups the entertainment value exponentially.

And finally, if I get that couch, I will need both new rugs and a new coffee table. It’s too hard. I will just sit on the floor.

 

[haha_on_me]

It’s Thursday now right? I’m lost this week. I can’t believe you never saw me before this. Rainy randomly dares me to post stuff, and I always do because she’s my Brorannosaurus Rex.

Yeah it was Thursday, but at the time it was Rainy's Wednesday and my Tuesday, but now it's Friday, and Rainy won't read this until Saturday. I won't be back until Sunday, and everyone but me hates Monday. So that leaves us back at Tuesday to start this all over again.
I am gonna keep a closer eye on this thread in hopes of seeing more photos of you.

 

[haha_on_me]

The things one learns while couch shopping!!!

I really hate couch shopping—one thing I’ve definitely learned.

If you tell them your price limit and it’s under $3000, you are suddenly invisible.

A flannel shirt, and bringing your own tape measure, also do not up your value as a customer apparently. Here I thought I’d get the Lumberjack chick discount. NOPE.

Getting some mad gossip from your gf while shopping ups the entertainment value exponentially.

And finally, if I get that couch, I will need both new rugs and a new coffee table. It’s too hard. I will just sit on the floor.

You needed cedar oil scent to pull off the lumberjack chick thing. Some information to keep in your back pocket for the next time. A beard helps too.

 

[pplwatching]

There are breasts out and you're talking about cable?

Your wife is lucky to have you.

Actually, it's the other way around. I am lucky to have her. I'm kind of a pain in the ass to live with.

 

[Saucyminx]

One of my babies has to have surgery. Parenting first.

If it doesn’t rain it pours. M

Oh lovely. .

Hmmm so I’m thinking one of those teddy bears would be 2 feet taller, than either of them at least.

 

[Saucyminx]

Yeah it was Thursday, but at the time it was Rainy's Wednesday and my Tuesday, but now it's Friday, and Rainy won't read this until Saturday. I won't be back until Sunday, and everyone but me hates Monday. So that leaves us back at Tuesday to start this all over again.
I am gonna keep a closer eye on this thread in hopes of seeing more photos of you.

*Blinks slowly.* I think I need to lie down now.

You needed cedar oil scent to pull off the lumberjack chick thing. Some information to keep in your back pocket for the next time. A beard helps too.

Noted. Cedar oil in the back pocket. Wasn’t going to tell them to sniff my ass though I nearly did tell the sales staff to kiss it. Think I’m going to pass on the beard, I don’t have the jaw for it.