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[Angeline]

What is your problem, girl? Can't you sense that the doc is a dripping mess of male sexuality? Dripping mess! Staple a mop to my ass and let me clean him up!

So lemme get this straight. While I was at work, you got engaged? And to a doctor? Man, my parents would be proud of you. Is he Jewish? Personally, I don't care, I'm asking for my parents who were very into that--they had a hierarchical list for my suitors: doctor, lawyer, dentist, cpa. And, well, Jewish. Of course I totally fucked up and married a Catholic librarian, and now well--I am not sure what ee is (besides extemely Irish), but he does know all Bob Dylan's lyrics.

What was this thread about again?

 

[*Catbabe*]

Which soaks up dripping male sensuality better the sponge or the mop?

*insert law and order noise*


Will Eve staple both sponges and mops to her ass to save him from drowing in his own dripping mess?

 

[Angeline]

Which soaks up dripping male sensuality better the sponge or the mop?

*insert law and order noise*


Will Eve staple both sponges and mops to her ass to save him from drowing in his own dripping mess?

I'm thinkin Brillo pad.

 

[WickedEve]

Are we stapling the mop to your ass before or after your beef injection? I am such a rookie when it comes to this stuff...

It doesn't matter which one comes first. Either way you get a prick. But I have to admit that beef injections and ass stapling is a bit vanilla for me.

 

[tungtied2u]

Which soaks up dripping male sensuality better the sponge or the mop?

*insert law and order noise*


Will Eve staple both sponges and mops to her ass to save him from drowing in his own dripping mess?

I think Velcro would be less damaging in the long run.... and maybe a Kevlar vest....in case of stray shots...

 

[Angeline]

It doesn't matter which one comes first. Either way you get a prick. But I have to admit that beef injections and ass stapling is a bit vanilla for me.

I think I just saw your fiance run screaming from the thread.

 

[*Catbabe*]

I'm thinkin Brillo pad.

Excellent idea Ange. I'm just not sure if the staples will catch those little wiry things or am I think steel wool. Maybe we should do steel wool, that sounds a little less vanilla for Eve: Mistress of the Dripping Manly Mess

 

[WickedEve]

I'm thinkin Brillo pad.

God! You're so hardcore!

 

[Angeline]

God! You're so hardcore!

I keep telling you I'm not as sweet as I seem. To some people. Ok. Seemed. Once.

 

[*Catbabe*]

I think I just saw your fiance run screaming from the thread.

I hope he doesn't slip in his mess.

 

[WickedEve]

Excellent idea Ange. I'm just not sure if the staples will catch those little wiry things or am I think steel wool. Maybe we should do steel wool, that sounds a little less vanilla for Eve: Mistress of the Dripping Manly Mess

Umm... let's just staple a poster or something to my ass. Or even better, let's just tape it on. I'm suddenly feeling a bit nilla.

 

[WickedEve]

I think I just saw your fiance run screaming from the thread.

Oh, I lost another one. I really thought this one was going to marry me and help me raise my 17 children. One of them is 32 and he needs a daddy!

 

[*Catbabe*]

Umm... let's just staple a poster or something to my ass. Or even better, let's just tape it on. I'm suddenly feeling a bit nilla.

I dont think staple to my ass and nilla really mesh well, no matter what is being stapled to said ass.

 

[Angeline]

Umm... let's just staple a poster or something to my ass. Or even better, let's just tape it on. I'm suddenly feeling a bit nilla.

You need a poster? You sure you don't want that one I told you about yesterday?

 

[Liar]

Drink up Liar. Best not to test out that theory.

Cheers.

Now, what's this about a mop?

 

[WickedEve]

You need a poster? You sure you don't want that one I told you about yesterday?

Shame on you.

 

[tungtied2u]

Cheers.

Now, what's this about a mop?

You can't turn your head for a second Liar....these women work fast...

 

[Liar]

You can't turn your head for a second Liar....these women work fast...

That's mah kinda wimmin.

 

[Angeline]

Shame on you.

um. sorry. lol.

 

[WickedEve]

Cheers.

Now, what's this about a mop?

You know about the mop. *wink wink*

 

[WickedEve]

You can't turn your head for a second Liar....these women work fast...

Turn your head for a sec and you'll find yourself wearing a mop. Hey, they could be a new fad for the really daring... or sexually depraved.

 

[Angeline]

Turn your head for a sec and you'll find yourself wearing a mop. Hey, they could be a new fad for the really daring... or sexually depraved.

Tath probably left for Walmart 15 minutes ago.

 

[flyguy69]

Beeeeeeep... beep, beep, beep

Good God, i thought we had sent this thread to the morgue. It seems I was premature in my announcement: it is ALIVE! But very, very sick.

A much flatter Flyguy

 

[*Catbabe*]

Cheers.

Now, what's this about a mop?

Cheers *G*

The mop was stapled to Eve's ass but now Ange is trying to force her to staple a Jesus poster there instead...you know the usual stuff.

 

[Angeline]

Re: Beeeeeeep... beep, beep, beep

Good God, i thought we had sent this thread to the morgue. It seems I was premature in my announcement: it is ALIVE! But very, very sick.

A much flatter Flyguy

Well I just had um some icy jagermeister and I'm sitting here giggling my head off.