Guess the question, then leave an answer for next person

[water_moutina]

How would you describe me?

A champagne toast

I'm making breakfast. what kind of toast you want?

Every morning I squeeze it and then take it to the bathroon

 

[seetheartinme]

What do you do with toothpaste?

I like it black.

 

[Diosax]

What do you do with toothpaste?

I like it black.

How do you like your coffee?

That's what she said.

 

[Btq97]

Why does it bend so much?

Why did you take it to the edge

 

[water_moutina]

Why does it bend so much?

Why did you take it to the edge

What did she ask when you told her you spent the evening with your friend edging?

One for me, one for you, and one for the little lamb

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What did she ask when you told her you spent the evening with your friend edging?

One for me, one for you, and one for the little lamb

You're out of grass already. Where did it go?

It was a different time.

 

[Lily13]

Was it the weed or the free love then?

They make them larger too

 

[water_moutina]

Was it the weed or the free love then?

They make them larger too

You're letting me that there are dildos with veins?


I ate it already

 

[seetheartinme]

Where's the chocolate?

The red one.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Which bustier should I wear?

Only when I breathe.

 

[Lily13]

Does it hurt?

Not the green ones

 

[Btq97]

Why does your dad use it.?

It was like that when I found it

 

[water_moutina]

Why does your dad use it.?

It was like that when I found it

Why is my dildo broken?

One now and two later

 

[MedicalMuse]

How many orgasms are you planning on today?

We need a better angle.

 

[Lily13]

How do we get a good picture?

They just left them here

 

[Diosax]

Why isn't anyone else here?

I'm sleepy

 

[Btq97]

Why are you lay there?

There were 12

 

[water_moutina]

I heard you broke the Guinness world record for the number of dildos inside you. What was the previous record?

Every winter just after we close the swimming pool

 

[Mattentive]

What time of the year do you and your teammates begin training naked for the synchronized swimming events?

Because I don't want to be one of those names people shouldn't google!

 

[cheekygirl75]

What time of the year do you and your teammates begin training naked for the synchronized swimming events?

Because I don't want to be one of those names people shouldn't google!

Why did you end your hardcore porn career?

Yes, the bananas are ripe.

 

[Mattentive]

Why did you end your hardcore porn career?

Yes, the bananas are ripe.

So, did "it" work the same as a brown paper bag?

Enjoy is a strong word.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Did you have a good time on that date with your cousin??

My sister.

 

[Girly_girl]

Did you have a good time on that date with your cousin??

My sister.

Who is she?

It was hot

 

[Lily13]

What was the weather like?

Maybe in 6 weeks

 

[Btq97]

How long for the taste to fade?

Only with lots of lube