GUNFIGHT! (part 5)

[Guest]

Um, having read through this thread - what EXACTLY will we be judging?

No one knows until Lauren posts her instrument of torture. Even then it'll be a while - a few minutes at least - before tung and I spew.




(I'm skeered.)

 

[The_Fool]

No one knows until Lauren posts her instrument of torture. Even then it'll be a while - a few minutes at least - before tung and I spew.




(I'm skeered.)

You should be. She comes up with some wild ideas.....

 

[Guest]

You should be. She comes up with some wild ideas.....

If you're not careful I'll pick one of your lines to ruin in the Thnxgiving challenge.

 

[CharleyH]

No one knows until Lauren posts her instrument of torture. Even then it'll be a while - a few minutes at least - before tung and I spew.


(I'm skeered.)

LOL - I know that! I was referring to the inuendo - LOL

You will be quicker on Saturday, no? lol - joking

 

[tungtied2u]

LOL - I know that! I was referring to the inuendo - LOL

You will be quicker on Saturday, no? lol - joking

As the saying goes....

In u endo, out your other.....

 

[tungtied2u]

As the saying goes....

In u endo, out your other.....

I was referring to writing....not spewing....

 

[Guest]

LOL - I know that! I was referring to the inuendo - LOL

You will be quicker on Saturday, no? lol - joking

This doesn't bode well for the judgin'.

 

[tungtied2u]

This doesn't bode well for the judgin'.

As long as they're not hangin' judges...we're ok...

I think....

 

[CharleyH]

As the saying goes....

In u endo, out your other.....

LOL

 

[tungtied2u]

Towns lookin a bit desserted...

we're not that bad shots...are we?

 

[tungtied2u]

Towns lookin a bit desserted...

we're not that bad shots...are we?

This may be the opportunity I need to plant some booby traps..

heh heh..

 

[tungtied2u]

This may be the opportunity I need to plant some booby traps..

heh heh..

perhaps an ambush...yeah....heh heh

( boobies and bushes...definitely distracted...I'm dead)

 

[CharleyH]

Well, I don't know about the rest of the judges, but I am testing the gallows

 

[tungtied2u]

Well, I don't know about the rest of the judges, but I am testing the gallows

I've got a neck if you need one...

 

[CharleyH]

I've got a neck if you need one...

Oh, I will have yours on Saturday when I can better measure your metre and the weight of your words

 

[tungtied2u]

Oh, I will have yours on Saturday when I can better measure your metre and the weight of your words

To paraphrase Gomez:..ahh carita, you know what it does to me when you talk poetry...

(sorry tath to horn in on your adams family routine..but I need the votes)

 

[tungtied2u]

Meanwhile,

out of boredom, tungtied has taken up whittling, and now sits in a rocker outside the saloon, sipping whiskey and whistling a tune.

 

[tungtied2u]

Tess....tess......tess....

Come out and have a whiskey with me.....

quit agonizing over that damn thanksgiving challenge and have some fun...

the 23rd is still days away...its even after saturday.....

hell you may not even be alive to post your challenge poem.......

 

[Lauren Hynde]

By this time tomorrow, we'll know who's alive and who's not.

 

[tungtied2u]

By this time tomorrow, we'll know who's alive and who's not.

Lauren, I hope you're going to wear something more appropriate for your officiating duties...

( like that skimpy little black thong...)

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Lauren, I hope you're going to wear something more appropriate for your officiating duties...

( like that skimpy little black thong...)

- I'll find something suited, as always...

 

[Guest]

- I'll find something suited, as always...

Yes! Yes! Be as distracting as you like Your Judgeship, tung loves a lot of bare flesh, by the way.

 

[tungtied2u]

Yes! Yes! Be as distracting as you like Your Judgeship, tung loves a lot of bare flesh, by the way.

Shhh Tess..remember dead poets tell no tales....

 

[Guest]

Shhh Tess..remember dead poets tell no tales....

That's the whole idea, doofus.

*adjusts cojones (sp?) and spits*

I saw your attempt to give me the Mother of all hangovers BTW.

->I<-

Come out and have a whiskey with me.....

quit agonizing over that damn thanksgiving challenge and have some fun...

the 23rd is still days away...its even after saturday.....

hell you may not even be alive to post your challenge poem.......

 

[tungtied2u]

That's the whole idea, doofus.

*adjusts cojones (sp?) and spits*

I saw your attempt to give me the Mother of all hangovers BTW.

->I<-

Ha! you fell for my total transparency trap...