Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[ydahecnot]

You remind me of an East German athlete.

(As you scurry away) I meant Katarina Witt!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t think this personality jives with you… give me a minute .. let me switch.

 

[Anastasia1999]

You remind my of an East German athlete.

(As you scurry away) I meant Katarina Witt!

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

So I, um, heard you like, like, chemistry and stuff?

 

[pantyboidoe]

So I, um, heard you like, like, chemistry and stuff?

oh, so you just want to mix some fluids and see what happens?

 

[Apisto42]

I’m double bi - polar and sexual!

 

[TheMrBurns]

I’m double bi - polar and sexual!

I've got you beat I'm tripple bi... polar, sexual, and noculars through which I'm watching your every move from this tree... possibly a bi-rch...

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've got you in my sights.... there's no escape.


*takes off the safety*

 

[Wriggle]

The Mr bums, because you see the R and the N when written in lowercase looks like M

 

[Wriggle]

I've got you in my sights.... there's no escape.


*takes off the safety*

Oi Wand3r you get my real flirting, my top notch cyberbonk - stop posting simultaneously with my answers

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oi Wand3r you get my real flirting, my top notch cyberbonk - stop posting simultaneously with my answers which shows them up to be sub par when compared to your much more funny responses.

FIFY.

Also.... cyberbonk?? Dear God. No wonder I hadn't noticed.

 

[Wriggle]

FIFY.

Also.... cyberbonk?? Dear God. No wonder I hadn't noticed.

I think you'll find.....
It was a throwback joke.
Do I have to explain my jokes to get into your bra?

 

[Shenanigans90]

My murder trial starts tomorrow. You can be my last female lover before I become Bubba’s bitch.

 

[TheMrBurns]

FIFY.

Also.... cyberbonk?? Dear God. No wonder I hadn't noticed.

Hey baby, wanna cyberbonk in my cybertruck while cosplaying as cyberpunk cyborgs... cyber... cyber... *giggles* cyber, cyber, cyberdy cybercyber *begins to laugh uncotrollably as two large men in white coats calmly approach with a straight jacket*
-Cyber? *eyes pleading*
-Yes, TheMrBurns, cyber indeed. Now come with us.
*Giggles continue, quieter*

 

[HoosierPapi]

I think you'll find.....
It was a throwback joke.
Do I have to explain my jokes to get into your bra?

Yes, mansplain some more. It really turns women on.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What’s your Roman empire?

 

[TheMrBurns]

What’s your Roman empire?

Five!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Five!
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This reminds me of a poem …

Smells like fish
Tastes like chicken
Plug my nose and keep on lickin

 

[Shenanigans90]

Someone posted this one yesterday

https://imgur.com/a/wHwI2IH

 

[Taegul]

My doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of there.

Can I borrow your finger for a sec?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I absolutely have not had too much to drink … but you are definitely more attractive than your photos

 

[Taegul]

I absolutely have not had too much to drink … but you are definitely more attractive than your photos

I have most certainly had too much to drink, so I'm not sure which one of you three I'm supposed to be flirting with. I'll start with the one in the middle. ~HIC~

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I absolutely have not had too much to drink … but you are definitely more attractive than your photos

I have most certainly had too much to drink, so I'm not sure which one of you three I'm supposed to be flirting with. I'll start with the one in the middle. ~HIC~

I’ve not had anything to drink and I don’t think either of you are the person I’m supposed to meet.

 

[Taegul]

I’ve not had anything to drink and I don’t think either of you are the person I’m supposed to meet.

Well, 3 > 2 but I might get seasick on this waterbed. Especially with how drunk I am.

 

[dawn_of_night]

My tongue feels funny, can I feel yours?