Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[crazychemgirl]

Can you give me your dick measurements… specifically in volume … I need to know you’re not going to waste my time.

 

[Wriggle]

I have photos of my dick measurements if required.

 

[SlyderInside]

Can you give me your dick measurements… specifically in volume … I need to know you’re not going to waste my time.

Need a lot of volume? I CAN TALK LOUDER BABY IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!?

 

[lingus60]

Metric or imperial?

 

[Wriggle]

Metric sounds bigger.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Metric sounds bigger.

Oh yeah.. give it to me in mm

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have 897425 hairs on my left toe... Would it be okay if I counted yours as well?

 

[Taegul]

Can you give me your dick measurements… specifically in volume … I need to know you’re not going to waste my time.

My dick used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records. Eventually I had to take it out because the pages were starting to stick together.

 

[Apisto42]

I’m going to learn how to wax. Wanna be my first customer?

 

[dawn_of_night]

My balls are made of yarn

 

[ydahecnot]

Oh, your lips are chapped, too. Isn’t that serendipity

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’m going to learn how to wax. Wanna be my first customer?

And after than we can take shots of margarine and aerosol cheese

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanna eat Oreos with squeeze cheese with me?

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

I find that a 12” neck radius works much better with a 25.5” scale length guitar, whereas a 24.75” scale length has a much better intonation with a 10” radius neck curvature. Oi… come back…. I was just going to show you my new bridge saddles and 18:1 ratio closed gear tuners

I see we have a guitar hero here.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Wanna eat Oreos with squeeze cheese with me?

You can eat them off me, I'm a real char-Cutie-rie board.
(A joke so Dad it said that if we don't settle down it will turn this car around!)

 

[lingus60]

I see we have a guitar hero here.

Builder, not a player

 

[Wriggle]

So you get the herpes virus when you are a baby when someone with herpes kisses you and then you carry it for life, but it's ok, it's just scabs on the corner of your mouth when you are overly tired. They don't technically harm you in any way.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Builder, not a player

Are you a Netflix show? Because I want to binge watch you all night.

 

[orangecurious]

Hey, I'm special... everyone says so and I even went to a school that said it was as well!

 

[Anastasia1999]

Hey, I'm special... everyone says so and I even went to a school that said it was as well!

You see my friend over there? She wants to know if you think I’m cute.

 

[LoveLiving]

You like it in the Anas?

 

[Anastasia1999]

You like it in the Anas?

Put a plug in it.

 

[SlyderInside]

Put a plug in it.

Oh, I brought one! How about you try it first?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I find that a 12” neck radius works much better with a 25.5” scale length guitar, whereas a 24.75” scale length has a much better intonation with a 10” radius neck curvature. Oi… come back…. I was just going to show you my new bridge saddles and 18:1 ratio closed gear tuners

You had me at 12"

 

[Wand3rlust]

Builder, not a playa

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