Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[crazychemgirl]

I’ll show you mine if your show me yours

Omfg you are the fucking best

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Is it cold or are you just happy to see me?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Is it cold or are you just happy to see me?

Yes

 

[lavendersilk]

As Olaf said to Anna in Frozen, "Some people are worth melting for."
*Stares deeply into your eyes as I pee my pants*

This almost made me pee my pants.

 

[TheMrBurns]

This almost made me pee my pants.

Mmmm, wet's wet baby!

 

[Wand3rlust]

So, I actually think that Vanilla Ice's reimagining of Bowie/Queen under pressure is actually really underrated and should be the definitive version.

Uh-huh.

Yep.

*adjusts beret*

 

[Apisto42]

So, I actually think that Vanilla Ice's reimagining of Bowie/Queen under pressure is actually really underrated and should be the definitive version.

Uh-huh.

Yep.

*adjusts beret*

I’m getting ready to take my annual bath, wanna wash each other’s backs?

 

[UnquietDreams]

May I kiss you on the lips, then work my way up to your bellybutton?

 

[lavendersilk]

May I kiss you on the lips, then work my way up to your bellybutton?

I don't think you understand the assignment... Incompetent flirting. Anyway, check your PMs. I gave you my number.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can I call you Prince Eric?

 

[crazychemgirl]

So, I actually think that Vanilla Ice's reimagining of Bowie/Queen under pressure is actually really underrated and should be the definitive version.

Uh-huh.

Yep.

*adjusts beret*

… damnit is this bad flirting?

Fuck.

 

[Apisto42]

May I kiss you on the lips, then work my way up to your bellybutton?

I don't think you understand the assignment... Incompetent flirting. Anyway, check your PMs. I gave you my number.

Well, I’m a dude, so that was pretty incompetent.

Can I call you Prince Eric?

I don’t care what you call me as long as you’re calling out…

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is it to soon to discuss a retirement home?

 

[Wriggle]

No, I always had a weird thing for octogenarians.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanna go for a drive with me to a dark secluded area and be the passenger to my solo concert while I sing along to every song on my playlist? … then we’ll look at the stars or some shit.

 

[lavendersilk]

Wanna go for a drive with me to a dark secluded area and be the passenger to my solo concert while I sing along to every song on my playlist? … then we’ll look at the stars or some shit.

I don't think you understand the assignment... Incompetent flirting. Anyway, check your PMs. I gave you my number.

 

[UnquietDreams]

No, I always had a weird thing for octogenarians.

 

[Wriggle]

Oh! Be one Ken, oh be

 

[TheMrBurns]

Can I call you Prince Eric?

I usually like women who are legless and keep their opinions to themselves, but call me back when your tits can fill out some D-shells.

 

[Wriggle]

Where the fuck was my flirting?
I'm about to fight someone.

But I'm really nice really

 

[Wriggle]

He Wriggle, I like what you do, you should send me a pm, I want to see you naked.

 

[Taegul]

I'm not a Proctologist, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

 

[Rob_Royale]

So, had a recent physical?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Did you know how to swim?

 

[lingus60]

I find that a 12” neck radius works much better with a 25.5” scale length guitar, whereas a 24.75” scale length has a much better intonation with a 10” radius neck curvature. Oi… come back…. I was just going to show you my new bridge saddles and 18:1 ratio closed gear tuners