Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Trubbycat]

I'd love to be the reason you file a restraining order.

 

[Bry1313]

Can I pet your hump?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Don't worry about it, the restraining order expired and I can go there now

 

[crazychemgirl]

my inner voice wants to know what your favourite sexual position is…

no, she’s me… just more stabby

 

[Great_Scot]

Well. I suppose you'll do.

 

[Photog1rl]

I like ketchup on eggs. Wanna stay for breakfast?

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

You must be a magician because every time I look at you everyone else disappears…

 

[drobert44]

My last boyfriend was hung like a horse .. I hope that’s not intimidating

Why did you leave him?

 

[Taegul]

 

[Trubbycat]

Last call, what the hell

 

[Great_Scot]

I like ketchup on eggs. Wanna stay for breakfast?

That's not the sauce I wanted to leave on your eggs.

 

[Photog1rl]

That's not the sauce I wanted to leave on your eggs.

Salsa, then? Oh wait, you must mean Cock Sauce I love Siracha too!

 

[GhostOfFAS]

Salsa, then? Oh wait, you must mean Cock Sauce I love Siracha too!

What’s a guy gotta do to get a photo, girl?

 

[Photog1rl]

my momma said that I should always play hard to get so I superglued my bra shut. Are you handy?

 

[Great_Scot]

My friend said there was a hot girl in here, did you see which way she went?

 

[Photog1rl]

My friend said there was a hot girl in here, did you see which way she went?

Left

 

[Wriggle]

You know when you think about your tongue and it's position in your mouth - does it feel too big or uncomfortable?
Where is it supposed to rest?

 

[Darkrhytm]

Did you loose something valuable?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you wanna have a Disney song-along with me before we bang?

 

[TomTeacher19]

Wow. I think I just had the biggest poop of my life. It was like being on top of mount Everest because it shot out my ass. Whew. And the smell - can't believe I didn't pass out

So, you wanna go fuck now?

 

[Photog1rl]

Wow. I think I just had the biggest poop of my life. It was like being on top of mount Everest because it shot out my ass. Whew. And the smell - can't believe I didn't pass out

So, you wanna go fuck now?

Sorry Tom but I that needs the reactions. It may be perfect for the LAY but wow I think it wins hands down as the worst line i’ve seen
God bless your pipes and your plumber

As for flirting…want to go out for spicy Thai? I've got a bidet.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do you wanna have a Disney song-along with me before we bang?

Nope, that would still work for me...

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

Pass the Ben-Gay would you?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Pass the Ben-Gay would you?

Thank you for being open minded, but may I ask, how did you know that I wanted a three way with my good friend Benjamín Questioning?

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

Thank you for being open minded, but may I ask, how did you know that I wanted a three way with my good friend Benjamín Questioning?

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes and wipe away the tears.