Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[HoosierPapi]

When we get to my place, I’m going to take you upstairs and give you pleasure like you have never experienced.
But first, my parents want to meet you.

 

[lavendersilk]

Has anyone ever told you that you bear a striking resemblance to Benjamin Franklin? No? Well, you look like a hundred bucks!

 

[HoosierPapi]

Come on…. Take one for the team.

 

[drobert44]

Dude…this is a “Litster above you” thread, not a “skip the 317 Litsters above you to reply to one you like” thread.


My magic watch says you’re getting naked riiight…now!. Oh…you’re not? It must be 15 minutes fast.

O damn, the rules.

 

[drobert44]

Dude…this is a “Litster above you” thread, not a “skip the 317 Litsters above you to reply to one you like” thread.


My magic watch says you’re getting naked riiight…now!. Oh…you’re not? It must be 15 minutes fast.

Well, I am usually naked when on here. For all the usual reasons.

 

[HoosierPapi]

Well, I am usually naked when on here. For all the usual reasons.

I do laundry while on here too!

 

[Apisto42]

I do laundry while on here too!

Hey, want to get your delicates messy with me?

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Can I lick your toes?

 

[lavendersilk]

Can I lick your skull?

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

You can lick anything on me!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I hang out at Denny's after my late shift. I'll be the one wearing the stripper dust. No I don't pole dance. I mop the floors of the peep show rooms.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Id lick you if I had a tongue

 

[SherlockianMan]

Do you send noods?

 

[Great_Scot]

Can I lick your skull?

Yes.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Do you send noods?

Yes, but the price is a single plum floating in perfume, in a man's hat

 

[Series 6]

Yes, but the price is a single plum floating in perfume, in a man's hat

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

 

[Great_Scot]

Red sky at night. Shepherd's delight.
Red sky in the morning, I want to eat your ass.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Hey cutie, wanna be my date at the next Trump rally?

 

[Biggalute]

Let's go to a dyslexic rave and take some F's

 

[kathyisgr65]

Let's go to a dyslexic rave and take some F's

Hey baby...u wanna have my baby....

 

[Great_Scot]

Hey baby...u wanna have my baby....

You've got the eggs, I've got the fertiliser. Let's do this thing.

 

[Series 6]

Hey baby...u wanna have my baby....

Hey baby, you can have my baby!

 

[HoosierPapi]

Hey baby, you can have my baby!

Please don’t sell your children online

 

[TheMrBurns]

Yes, but the price is a single plum floating in perfume, in a man's hat

I see you're a Japanese conceptual artist of refined taste, let me sing you the song of my people:

Number 8 *belch*, number 8 *belch*, number 8 *belch*...

 

[Taegul]

Umm, yeah. Well, I can fart Happy Birthday and pronounce your name correctly.