Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[ShowMeYourSmile]

I know you’re busy but please add me to your list of things to do…

 

[Zensual_mind]

my momma said that I should always play hard to get so I superglued my bra shut. Are you handy?

My Daddy told me about girls like you, it's why i carry a knife.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Excuse me, waiter....

 

[lavendersilk]

Check please!

 

[subdudeme13]

Wait! I would like desert.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm not into multiple players

 

[Trubbycat]

Dumpster sex is so underrated

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh... I thought you said "dump my ex for me"

 

[subdudeme13]

No No No No
Hump my ex!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Your rump, my pecs?

 

[drobert44]

I hated you then and I hate you now. Wanna fuck?

I love Latinas!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I love lamp!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’m not half the man I used to be since I got leprosy. But I still have it where it counts.

 

[MiChiquita2022]

It's cool. If it falls off I get a doggy bag.

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

I was feeling a little off today but you’ve turned me back on….wanna bang?

 

[MiChiquita2022]

I was feeling a little off today but you’ve turned me back on….wanna bang?

You're not gonna lose your charge again, are you?

 

[Shenanigans90]

Hey good looking, what kind of money you make?

 

[MiChiquita2022]

Hey! I missed you at the shelter last night.

 

[MiChiquita2022]

Tall, firm, sexy? Uh yes please. Know anyone like that?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

yeah i totally want to go down on you. Let’s see. That was page 67 of the manual. Gimme a sec.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I love lamp!

Wheaton!

 

[orangecurious]

If you could just fill in this form, that would be most excellent

 

[positiveflirt]

You know, I used to think cookies were addictive like crack. But have you actually tried crack? A m a z i n g.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I love Latinas!

Dude…this is a “Litster above you” thread, not a “skip the 317 Litsters above you to reply to one you like” thread.

You know, I used to think cookies were addictive like crack. But have you actually tried crack? A m a z i n g.

My magic watch says you’re getting naked riiight…now!. Oh…you’re not? It must be 15 minutes fast.

 

[ydahecnot]

You’re worth solving my halitosis issue for