Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Great_Scot]

Are you my appendix?

I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Let me show this magic trick...

 

[crazychemgirl]

***not a post … thanks to @Otis_Ravelli for such an entertaining thread

 

[Great_Scot]

***not a post … thanks to @Otis_Ravelli for such an entertaining thread

This. Fabulous fun. Thanks Otis!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did you hear about how I’m good in bed?


Do you want to?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Want to play radio? Hold your hands up.

"tune in Tokyo"

 

[TheMrBurns]

Hey princess, I won't need a targetting computer to deliver my proton torpedo right into your exhaust port.

 

[positiveflirt]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would not because it's already in the correct order. Here's my number.

 

[Wand3rlust]

See, my ex, he said that I didn't listen, and I talked too much, and I said to him well I don't think that's true do you think that's true? I listen don't I? I'm listening to you now, and I said to my best mate Joanne (she's always hated all the people I've been with, she'll love you, don't worry, she's a pussy cat) well I said to her I don't talk a lot do I Joanne? And she nodded and so I think really he was just very very bitter about the fact that I'm just way more interesting than him and people like me more.

Are you going to get another drink?

Oh, your cab's here.

 

[deft]

See, my ex, he said that I didn't listen, and I talked too much, and I said to him well I don't think that's true do you think that's true? I listen don't I? I'm listening to you now, and I said to my best mate Joanne (she's always hated all the people I've been with, she'll love you, don't worry, she's a pussy cat) well I said to her I don't talk a lot do I Joanne? And she nodded and so I think really he was just very very bitter about the fact that I'm just way more interesting than him and people like me more.

Are you going to get another drink?

Oh, your cab's here.

 

[TheMrBurns]

See, my ex, he said that I didn't listen, and I talked too much, and I said to him well I don't think that's true do you think that's true? I listen don't I? I'm listening to you now, and I said to my best mate Joanne (she's always hated all the people I've been with, she'll love you, don't worry, she's a pussy cat) well I said to her I don't talk a lot do I Joanne? And she nodded and so I think really he was just very very bitter about the fact that I'm just way more interesting than him and people like me more.

Are you going to get another drink?

Oh, your cab's here.

Same energy!

 

[Great_Scot]

See, my ex, he said that I didn't listen, and I talked too much, and I said to him well I don't think that's true do you think that's true? I listen don't I? I'm listening to you now, and I said to my best mate Joanne (she's always hated all the people I've been with, she'll love you, don't worry, she's a pussy cat) well I said to her I don't talk a lot do I Joanne? And she nodded and so I think really he was just very very bitter about the fact that I'm just way more interesting than him and people like me more.

Are you going to get another drink?

Oh, your cab's here.

Adorably done.

Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

That's not a gun in my pocket, I have a raging erection

 

[Anastasia1999]

That's not a gun in my pocket, I have a raging erection

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.

 

[orangecurious]

So... yeah... like... ummm... right... *shuffles foot around*

What's your favourite flavour crisp?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

So... yeah... like... ummm... right... *shuffles foot around*

What's your favourite flavour crisp?

Citrusly?! You don't like oranges? Because when two oranges love each other, their attraction is pulpable! Life is short, squeeze the day!

 

[Anastasia1999]

Citrusly?! You don't like oranges? Because when two oranges love each other, their attraction is pulpable! Life is short, squeeze the day!

Pucker up, Pecker!!

 

[deft]

Citrusly?! You don't like oranges? Because when two oranges love each other, their attraction is pulpable! Life is short, squeeze the day!

You’re The Pun That I Want.

 

[deft]

Pucker up, Pecker!!

Wie geht’s?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Excuse me, can you take me to the hospital? I just hurt myself falling for you.

 

[orangecurious]

i have snacky snacks

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You’re The Pun That I Want.

I don't punking care what they say, you are my punmate.

 

[deft]

I don't punking care what they say, you are my punmate.

You’re like a fairytale puncess.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Sorry!

I just dribbled!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Sorry!

I just dribbled!

Nah. I do all the time. I drool so much when I’m sleeping. Speaking of … I can’t wait for you to hear me snore. How about tonight?!