Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Wanna see if you can make my cavernous cunt echo?

No, but I'd love to go caving in your hole!

 

[Anastasia1999]

Wanna see if you can make my cavernous cunt echo?

Would you like to borrow my Bunsen burner??

 

[crazychemgirl]

Would you like to borrow my Bunsen burner??

You look like Copper and Tellurium cuz you’re CuTe

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Wanna see me pull a rabbit, from my wizards sleeve?

 

[Great_Scot]

Was your mother a beaver, cause DAMN.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanna play hide and go fuck?

 

[Wriggle]

*Not a post*

I am fully aware this is ironically incompetent flirting, but @crazychemgirl even though I'm the wrong gender, I believe it would totally be an amazing date night shit flirting with you.
I think it would be hilarious.

*Not a post*

 

[Great_Scot]

Am I hot enough yet, or do you need to get more drunk.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Do you want to play in my slip and slide?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think you’re hot .. *attempts to wink and blinks instead

Am I doing it?

*tries again and fails

I’m not, am I.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

I'm gonna splat a rat tonight!

 

[Booboobear84]

Wanna see me pull a rabbit, from my wizards sleeve?

Not a post,

For Americans of a Certain Age this resonates so much

Not A Post

 

[Taegul]

I'm in for 20 years. So, you wanna know why we're called cellmates?

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

[Holds your hand]
One finger, two finger, three finger, 4
Open my pussy, and try to fit more!

 

[Qky75]

No that's not a banana in my pocket can we get back on topic?

 

[TheMrBurns]

*Series of nonsensical grunts*
That's: "Your hotness is an honour to your house in Klingon."
*Giggles, snorts, pushes up glasses*

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Didn't I see you in McDonalds?
Cos like a happy meal your going to cum with a toy inside.

 

[Taegul]

Just like my favorite booger, I picked you first.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

A joke to break the ice:

What's worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!

 

[Pad_Foot]

Or did you mean scissoring with nuns?

 

[TheMrBurns]

If we were in an isekai anime you'd be the S Class waifu in my harem, M'Lady.
*Tips fedora*

 

[Wriggle]

So there are these eagles that lived in a throuple and when the lady eagle died the two boy eagles continued to look after the chicks until another lady eagle came and same what great day eagles they were and decided she wanted in on the eagle throuple.
What was I saying?
I ate a weed gummy and I'm so high.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Ooh, you're a keeper.
Let me slip my ring on your finger!

 

[TheMrBurns]

"I'm sorry Daddy I've been naughty again."
"Ma'am, this is a confessional and it's 'Forgive me Father for I have sinned.'"

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

They say winters coming.
I know one things for sure, come back to mine and you'll soon be coming.