Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

Fan and Graduate..... I also enjoy good football, so until recently I've had to look elsewhere.... :p
 
I’m known for my breakfast the morning after. Be sure to tip the DoorDash driver, and enjoy your breakfast for one.
 
I've never found a g spot, but I do where to jab you in the ribs hard to cause you to stop breathing and have a bruise for several days and I'd love to hit that on you.
 
Are you a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
 
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