Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[ImpishSeraph]

I like to run a mile before I have sex. It's a great warm up. Wanna go for a run?

 

[LostHorizon]

How’s your pussy doing?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Can I take you for a ride? No, I don’t have my car.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

Life without you is like a broken pencil….its pointless.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fancy a fuck?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fancy a fuck?

Fuck a fancy?

 

[lavendersilk]

You + me + a bottle of ibuprofen. *cracks knuckles* Let's do this!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

You + me + a bottle of ibuprofen. *cracks knuckles* Let's do this!

Excuse me. I heard your bones creaking from way over here. Mine do the same. I just feel like if we fooled around we’d have a great rhythm section for the band.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You + me + a bottle of ibuprofen. *cracks knuckles* Let's do this!

I heard a guy needed a little blue pill when he got older. I never knew they meant Aleve...

 

[lavendersilk]

How’s your pussy doing?

*does a horrible impression of Alicia Keys* This girl is on fiiiirrreeeee!!!!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

*does a horrible impression of Alicia Keys* This girl is on fiiiirrreeeee!!!!!!

Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got wonderful buns...

And you're giving me a rise.

 

[lavendersilk]

Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got wonderful buns...

And you're giving me a rise.

Was your mother a seamstress? Because you are keeping me in stitches.

And you're buns are nice.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got wonderful buns...

And you're giving me a rise.

I'm going to need you to take seat in a warm room and provide "proof"

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I'm going to need you to take seat in a warm room and provide "proof"

I'm going to 'knead' you to think about that answer, lady.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm going to need you to take seat in a warm room and provide "proof"

They say carbs are bad, but I can’t resist your sweet rolls.

 

[vagrantx]

They say carbs are bad, but I can’t resist your sweet rolls.

https://vocaroo.com/1fM8zYCJaP9Q

 

[lavendersilk]

https://vocaroo.com/1fM8zYCJaP9Q

https://voca.ro/1jYHPtPmHAnR

 

[fullservice65]

I have a toad named Harry.

 

[vagrantx]

https://voca.ro/1jYHPtPmHAnR

I really thought you were going in the "because you're yellow on the outside but white on the inside" route with this and was a bit dumbstruck for a moment

 

[TomTeacher19]

I was today years old when you and I had sex.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://vocaroo.com/1fM8zYCJaP9Q

*Not a flirt, just a truth* You kick all of the ass, V.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I got a new roll of Saran wrap and some rubber bands.....

 

[Nicefella]

I promise not to tell anyone that we had horrible sex.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/1jYHPtPmHAnR

https://vocaroo.com/1fM8zYCJaP9Q

https://voca.ro/17YtFm473byk