Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[CreekyBonz]

Pleaseth for you to bendeth overith

 

[Hodes101]

Your eye is like..........

My god, your nose is huge.

 

[Nicefella]

Take off your pants…


Oh .. no … not you!!!



***pours acid in eyes

Damn. Talk about toxic

 

[lavendersilk]

Damn. Talk about toxic

I'm drunk. I won't remember tomorrow. Wanna fuck?

 

[dawn_of_night]

So, I hear the sirens going off, mind of I use your basement ...

 

[curious_slut]

Hey, baby, are you a fire alarm? Cos you're so fucking loud.

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I was touched by an angel?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is that.... A Vienna sausage?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is that.... A Vienna sausage?

Vienna? Give me a minute and I’ll show you a Bratz!

One minute. A minute longer. You’ll see.

 

[Photog1rl]

So you’re a grower?

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

Your body is 70% water and I’m thirsty…

 

[PhiloDaddy]

You make me feel slug-like. Got any salt?

 

[dawn_of_night]

So you’re a grower?

I'll grow into your garden with a rabbit .....

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

I hate fractions. Will you be my other half and complete me?

 

[dawn_of_night]

If I water you,.will you grow?

 

[AlexBailey]

I can be straight and vanilla…if that’s what you’re into.

 

[FlyingThruLife]

I get so turned on when you send me your social security number and email.

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

Can I be your integral? I want to be the area under your curves.

Really bad math humor/flirting…

 

[Amanda330]

I was an English major...so...

Numbers exist, yeah? I can count to 10.

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

I was an English major...so...

Numbers exist, yeah? I can count to 10.

Well here’s a literature one just for you…

I like books and you like books….so why not start writing the story of us?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Well here’s a literature one just for you…

I like books and you like books….so why not start writing the story of us?

Fine but if you go crazy crecting ma spellin’ I’m goinna throe da book atcha

 

[AlexBailey]

You’re into books? Me too. Can I open your covers and bend your spine?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Uh. I have boobs.

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Uh. I have boobs.

The title of the thread is to incompetently flirt.

Boobs are amazing
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I look like a buried mummy, would you like me to wrap you up in my bandages?

 

[vagrantx]

I look like a buried mummy, would you like me to wrap you up in my bandages?

uhm, ACTUALLY mummies were entombed, not buried. come to dinner with me and I'll explain the difference between the two. mcdonalds okay? i can ask my mom if i can take the car so we don't have to sit inside with all the other sheeple.