Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 

[subdudeme13]

Nice Tits, May I fuck them?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I don’t like THAT much like your brother … unless you’re into that.

 

[Wriggle]

I bet you're always everyone's second choice, like me

 

[dawn_of_night]

I bet you're always everyone's second choice, like me

Seconds are fine as long as they last hours, ...
It's okay the first time doesn't last that long

 

[Wriggle]

I last so long you'll fall asleep

 

[Qky75]

Here's a fiver ... nobody has to know

 

[dawn_of_night]

Here's a fiver ... nobody has to know

Will you be my 7? Seven, seven.... Seven...

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Wanna come to my place for a nice home cooked dinner?

My mom makes a killer casserole.

 

[MiaBabe23]

I’m quite competitive, but can see you’ll always beat me in the race for the big O

 

[Nicefella]

I’m parched. Can I have some beer while you finish me off?

 

[Nicefella]

Ewwww! Where did all your hair go!!!

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Want to come back to my place and continue this?



Just remember to be quiet when we enter the bedroom because my dad is a pretty light sleeper.

 

[Wriggle]

Do you know the word sabotage comes from the French word sabot. Which was a sort of clog the weavers would wear.
When the factories brought in machinery to make the work more efficient and easier for cheap child labour to use, the Luddites would throw their sabots into the machinery in order to completely fuck them up.
To sabotage them.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I lost my keys. Can I check your pants?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

You have nice pages. Want me to turn them?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I lost my keys. Can I check your pants?

Only if you use your tool to check my throat first ....

 

[Coyote100]

You have a beautiful mouth. I have something in my pants that would love to explore it,

 

[Wand3rlust]

You have a beautiful mouth. I have something in my pants that would love to explore it,

Hey man, you sure you're a coyote, cos you sure ain't ugly......

 

[crazychemgirl]

Have you ever heard of Trichomoniasis…?


Oh it’s fine … don’t worry about it

 

[jason28053]

Hey man, you sure you're a coyote, cos you sure ain't ugly......

can I tie your knickers in a knot?

 

[FlyingThruLife]

I love your dress, can I talk you out of it?

 

[Qky75]

I mean a hole's a hole right?

 

[Qky75]

Have you ever heard of Trichomoniasis…?


Oh it’s fine … don’t worry about it

Queue AC/DC

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’m looking for fellow people interested in studying for unlawful carnal knowledge.

For the common good. Of course.