Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[lavendersilk]

Do you like cheese?

 

[Qky75]

Do you like cheese?

Like Stilton? Like you done warshed it fo times n the cheese is Stilton there a stankin'??

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Would you like to check it out and see if it glows?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I'd like to board on your slope. Want me to ride?

 

[Azuldrgon]

I'd like to board on your slope. Want me to ride?

Sorry, you have a magnetic personality.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Sorry, you have a magnetic personality.

Hi!! I think you do too!

For my IFWTLA: Blue is my favorite color, is red yours?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I can find a spoonful of sugar if you will swallow me.

 

[dawn_of_night]

If that's all you want.... Make it two lumps ...

I can find a spoonful of sugar if you will swallow me.

 

[SimonSex]

Heyya! We did that thing! So stoked. Yah, it’s Mitch, with an “m” itch.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Heeeey, aren't you that guy. That does the stuff, from the place......I love that man..

 

[Pad_Foot]

Want to see the dawn after a night of fun!
Waffles at sunrise ?

 

[FlyingThruLife]

We can go back to my place if you like, I know I'm having fun. I'd really love to show you my crab collection...

 

[SimonSex]

It’s really more of a pied-a-terre than my parent’s basement

 

[dawn_of_night]

Do you think you're ready to meet my imaginary friends?

 

[Eyelevel]

Your dad must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

I bet you look just as hot with my eyes closed.

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Now if you would just put this bag over your head, we can begin. Don't worry, it's mesh so you can breathe. No it won't hurt you, it just saves my eyes...

 

[Trubbycat]

You remind me of a girl I stalked once... that bitch...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Did you say bow-wow or meow, meow....
Because now I don't know whether to lick my nuts or wash my face....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hey, baby, I'll put you in better hands than Allstate!

 

[Mrtenant]

A day at the zoo
Cleaning elephant poo
Nothing else I'd rather do
With you

 

[dawn_of_night]

A day at the zoo
Cleaning elephant poo
Nothing I'd rather do
With you

Awe, I love the elephants
And the doo is for you,
I'll see you in two.....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Did you know? Luke, I am your father...

 

[SherlockianMan]

I hope Cupid isn't a Stormtrooper.