Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[crazychemgirl]

I’m looking for fellow people interested in studying for unlawful carnal knowledge.

For the common good. Of course.

I’m looking for someone to hide from the cops … can I crash at your place?

 

[Wriggle]

Well, of course, that is a beautiful face.
I find it very aesthetically pleasing.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, of course, that is a beautiful face.
I find it very aesthetically pleasing.

Wait .. am I in the shit flirt thread or the real flirt thread?


Crap… I’m always losing my way.

 

[Wriggle]

Wait .. am I in the shit flirt thread or the real flirt thread?


Crap… I’m always losing my way.

When I said it I thought "that's the most autistic flirting I could do"

I can't believe you got fanny flutters.

 

[vagrantx]

Wait .. am I in the shit flirt thread or the real flirt thread?


Crap… I’m always losing my way.

suh grl, you mad rzz, no cap. u wan hop back to mine n park dat fat dumper on my face?

 

[crazychemgirl]

suh grl, you mad rzz, no cap. u wan hop back to mine n park dat fat dumper on my face?

Wanna scissor …?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Can we cut a rug?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Can we cut a rug?

My specialty. And I don’t mind if anything gets stuck in my teeth.

 

[Trubbycat]

Pardon me, would you like to suck my cock?

 

[RcyMtnGrl]

I would love to suck your cock

*holds vacuum*

 

[Wriggle]

Can I just use it to get my belly button fluff out 1st?

 

[RcyMtnGrl]

Can I just use it to get my belly button fluff out 1st?

Can I lick your belly button fluff out with my tongue, and keep it?

 

[Wriggle]

I like to keep my belly button fluff for kindling just in case the apocalypse happens soon.

 

[RcyMtnGrl]

I wanted to keep it for fire starter as well!

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I'm getting a tattoo of all the people that I've slept with. What's your name?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I'm getting a tattoo of all the people that I've slept with. What's your name?

I go by Bob because it’s easier to spell. M-O-O-N. That spells, “Bob.”

 

[crazychemgirl]

I go by Bob because it’s easier to spell. M-O-O-N. That spells, “Bob.”

so I’ll only need two B’s when I’m bent over.

 

[LostGirlTink]

*winks with both eyes, trips and falls into a wall*

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

If I had to rate you from 1-10 I’d give you a 9 because I’m the 1 you’re missing…

 

[TomTeacher19]

Here is my smile.

Show me your naked body

 

[Amanda330]

Here is my smile.

Show me your naked body

Oh. Hey. Hi.

No. Weirdo. I only get naked for Tits for Jesus - the cult I belong to.

 

[dawn_of_night]

For Jesus? My tits are for Tom...

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Might I interest you in a completely unsolicited dick pic, followed by complete offense that you are not utterly wooed by the Majesty that is my cock?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I mean, I grew up on a farm, if you've seen one cock you've seen em all,.right?

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

I’m interested in things I don’t have like breasts….so I’ll show you mine if you show me yours and I bet you’ll win hands down….