Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[dawn_of_night]

Have you ever stormed the beaches?

 

[FlyingThruLife]

I'd love to storm your beaches

 

[Amanda330]

I'd love to storm your beaches

I'll make you pray for D-day, honey...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'll make you pray for D-day, honey...

If I tell you that you are sweet and spicy, will you let me cumin you?

 

[lavendersilk]

We're like two peas in a pod. Or we could be if you would share this sleeping bag with me... naked.

Let me go get the green paint!

 

[UnquietDreams]

You want to get shucked?

 

[lavendersilk]

That's corny. Want to shell my beans?

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's corny. Want to shell my beans?

Where do we starch?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Let me share something really quick;
I have a giant zucchini of a dick
You’ll scream, “Oh my lord;”
“What a heavenly gourd!”
So go ahead and give it a lick.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Let me share something really quick;
I have a giant zucchini of a dick
You’ll scream, “Oh my lord;”
“What a heavenly gourd!”
So go ahead and give it a lick.

You seem like a fungi!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

You seem like a fungi!

I left the party because there wasn’t mushroom.

 

[dawn_of_night]

You're so pour us....

 

[Trubbycat]

I was released early on good behavior.

 

[Wriggle]

It's actually spelt D E F I B R I L L A T O R not D E F R I B I L L A T O R.

I don't think we'll need it.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Can you take off your clothes so I can make a Lego sculpture of you?

 

[Wand3rlust]

What do you mean? I HAVE taken my clothes off....

 

[UnquietDreams]

You should think about not being selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life, and I just want it for one night.

 

[Wriggle]

Can you take off your clothes so I can make a Lego sculpture of you?

You know fully well you've pulled me here.

You should think about not being selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life, and I just want it for one night.

I know all the words to that McDonald's advert from 1993
It starts at the front and ends at the end,
There's this little boy in between
It won't take long
To learn our song
There's nothing quite like a McDonald's

 

[Mrtenant]

I heard you have ugly tits. Let me help you prove that wrong. Get them out and I'll give you an honest opinion.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh sorry. Didn't realise you were into guys. My boobs are just WAY to big to pretend they aren't there.

Do you have a straight BFF?

 

[TomTeacher19]

Anything you want off the menu or from the bar is on me (as long as it's not more than this handful of change).

Also I'm really into sex in public places. Unless you want to invite me over .

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I don’t live with my mom.

So … your place or your place?

 

[morelikeasong]

Come on over! I live with my ex but, don’t worry, I’ll just text him that I need the bed tonight

 

[FlyingThruLife]

That's awesome, if you need to give him something to do, maybe he can hang out with my girlfriend

 

[Mrtenant]

Looking a bit nipply there.