Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[morelikeasong]

Oh! What a cute kitty-cat!

I see you’re posh, but can you bend it like beckham?

 

[HoneyMeadows]

I see you’re posh, but can you bend it like beckham?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but that'd work

 

[Wriggle]

I see you’re posh, but can you bend it like beckham?

I'm only 14 years older than you, so I can't be your daddy.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have to tell you l have been in love with your chin since the first day l saw it.

I'm flattered, it's really your eyebrows that does it for me... I just can't stop combing them....

 

[Wriggle]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but that'd work

You seem very easy.

 

[Wriggle]

I'm flattered, it's really your eyebrows that does it for me... I just can't stop combing them....

Arg - I seem to be flirting with multiple women - because that'll get me some

 

[lavendersilk]

Has anyone ever told you that you have the most beautiful shoes?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Arg - I seem to be flirting with multiple women - because that'll get me some

Haha, you were flirting with me?
I'm sorry i hadn't noticed....
It must be the bulge in your pants distracting me... It's socks right?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Has anyone ever told you that you have the most beautiful shoes?

Why yes, I've fucked for less flattery...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hey, do you like my ear hair?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey. Can I plunk your ear hair and keep it in this bar?

 

[lavendersilk]

So... you own a bar, huh?

 

[Secretintoelderly]

So... you own a bar, huh?

What do you think of my big bar?

 

[Wriggle]

George Washington had wooden dentures

 

[UnquietDreams]

What do you think of my big bar?

It lacks ear hair. Hey, do you like my ear hair?

 

[UnquietDreams]

George Washington had wooden dentures

Actually he didn't. They were ivory and teeth. Don't you find my pendantic correction incredibly sexy?

 

[Wriggle]

That's not pedantic it's persnickety

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's not pedantic it's persnickety

Oh! Even more sexy!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hey, do you like my ear hair?

I had not noticed! I'm so sorry, may I braid it this Saturday at 7?
Maybe we can bengie watch Dr pimple Popper after???

 

[dawn_of_night]

George Washington had wooden dentures

Fascinating.... He also had syphilis... He's a little past time of mine...

 

[dawn_of_night]

What do you think of my big bar?

*Sniffs* is that zest???

 

[UnquietDreams]

I had not noticed! I'm so sorry, may I braid it this Saturday at 7?
Maybe we can bengie watch Dr pimple Popper after???

Okay, I was fine until the Pimple Popper bit ...

 

[Great_Scot]

Hi, do you come here often? Do you want to?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Okay, I was fine until the Pimple Popper bit ...

Wait..... wait... maybe we can agree on something more your style .... What about horse manicures?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hi, do you come here often? Do you want to?

I mean .. I guess you could be the first.... I'm I'm not going to hold my breath