Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[crazychemgirl]

all things that jiggle are sexy

 

[positiveflirt]

all things that jiggle are sexy

Hey bebbeh, you wanna get with this or do I need to call my mum to put in a good word for me?

 

[Great_Scot]

all things that jiggle are sexy

Like clowns? Ooooh jiggle!

 

[LostHorizon]

all things that jiggle are sexy

You’re very pretty when you’re not ugly.

 

[Sunlover101]

You are so hot when you are yelling at me. Could you tone down the spittle tho?

 

[Wriggle]

*gets out guitar - sings obscure Ed Sheeran song*

 

[crazychemgirl]

*gets out guitar - sings obscure Ed Sheeran song*

What do you mean you don’t wanna do a cooordinated dance to “Time Warp” while I sing along with different voices for all the parts as foreplay?

 

[Great_Scot]

What do you mean you don’t wanna do a cooordinated dance to “Time Warp” while I sing along with different voices for all the parts as foreplay?

Wrong thread for that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wrong thread for that.

How about reenacting the Simba and Nala scene from the animated version of The Lion King … with fight scene, singing, drama

 

[Great_Scot]

How about reenacting the Simba and Nala scene from the animated version of The Lion King … with fight scene, singing, drama

I'm still down for that.

Can you do any Mary Poppins?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Do you need a spoon full of sugar for your Viagra to go down?

 

[subdudeme13]

I swallow them whole, why should I need them with you?

 

[lavendersilk]

Is that a rolled up pair of socks in your pants or are you just padding?

 

[Wriggle]

Is that a rolled up pair of socks in your pants or are you just padding?

I just need to take my socks off.
All three of them.

 

[Photog1rl]

I just need to take my socks off.
All three of them.

Are you Will Smith because you're making me want to get jiggy with it.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

You look just like the girl who gave me a lap dance last night....Wanna reenact it?

 

[LatinaSoCal1995]

Your parole officer know you come here?

 

[morelikeasong]

Your parole officer know you come here?

Yes, I actually gave him your number… if he calls, please tell him you’re my boss and I’ve been showing up every day for work

 

[dawn_of_night]

Have you seen my baseball??

 

[dawn_of_night]

Dawn of night
Dawn of light
I wanna make
Your toes curl tonight

Oooh. Did you write that all by yourself?
Or was it on the bathroom wall...

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

*pushes glasses up bridge of nose* Do you like hot nights of playing Monopoly?

 

[ccs29745]

Oooh. Did you write that all by yourself?
Or was it on the bathroom wall...

Popped in my head, I'll pull it down.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Popped in my head, I'll pull it down.

Pulling the head down???

 

[Coyote100]

Pulling the head down???

I have to tell you l have been in love with your chin since the first day l saw it.

 

[HoneyMeadows]

I have to tell you l have been in love with your chin since the first day l saw it.

Oh! What a cute kitty-cat!