Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Slyder935236]

Don’t make me turn this car around

 

[MiChiquita2022]

The psych ward doesn't do refunds.

 

[WerdNerd]

If I told you I had a big cock would you hold it against me?

 

[MiChiquita2022]

If I told you I had a big cock would you hold it against me?

Sure, where are the tweezers?

 

[WerdNerd]

Sure, where are the tweezers?

Mmmmm, I love fish tacos.

 

[Slyder935236]

Cream for your taco?

 

[MiChiquita2022]

Mmmmm, I love fish tacos.

That's what I smelled on your breath!

 

[WerdNerd]

Let's save the cream for later.

Oh wait this is the flirt incompetently thread.

 

[WerdNerd]

That's what I smelled on your breath!

Your mom gave me that.

 

[Polranny]

Your mom and your sister are really hot

 

[dawn_of_night]

It is kinda hot, should we take our clothes off?

 

[Baldo_bearded]

It is kinda hot, should we take our clothes off?

Only is you don't mind smelling the crotch sweat.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Only is you don't mind smelling the crotch sweat.

We could shower together, but I don't like recycled soap water on my feet....
Can you be sure not to touch me and keep your eyes closed

 

[Baldo_bearded]

We could shower together, but I don't like recycled soap water on my feet....
Can you be sure not to touch me and keep your eyes closed

We can shower, but do you want to pee before I get in? That way I can go after you get out.

 

[dawn_of_night]

We can shower, but do you want to pee before I get in? That way I can go after you get out.

Please, I draw the imaginary line in the sex sand at water sports, especially before lunch

 

[Baldo_bearded]

Please, I draw the imaginary line in the sex sand at water sports, especially before lunch

So sorry, got the incompetence out now though!

I mean, uh... You'll be back. Can't resist ME.

 

[lavendersilk]

When I saw you I got butterflies in my stomach. They weren't very tasty... wouldn't recommend.

 

[dawn_of_night]

The fireworks I saw in your eyes were probably painful too? Eh.

 

[dawn_of_night]

So sorry, got the incompetence out now though!

I mean, uh... You'll be back. Can't resist ME.

So? The pharmacy was out of lube.... But they had super glue...
Hey.... Hey it's clear!

 

[Wriggle]

If I could keep the alphabet in exactly the same order I'd put you in my P Q.

 

[dawn_of_night]

So? You wanna see my collection of eyelashes?

No, there not fake ....
....
Uh. I just get one at a time, like stamps, kinda...
...
Only more organic

 

[Great_Scot]

So? You wanna see my collection of eyelashes?

No, there not fake ....
....
Uh. I just get one at a time, like stamps, kinda...
...
Only more organic

I've got old toenail clippings in an album. Eeew, no of course they're not mine!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I've got old toenail clippings in an album. Eeew, no of course they're not mine!

Wow! You want to see my ant farm!!!
I'll let you use the magnifying glass, or you could bring your own .... I saw your picture on the bathroom wall....

 

[Great_Scot]

Wow! You want to see my ant farm!!!
I'll let you use the magnifying glass, or you could bring your own .... I saw your picture on the bathroom wall....

Did you see I photoshopped us in one? You really suit the wedding dress.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Did you see I photoshopped us in one? You really suit the wedding dress.

Oh, is that what it was....
Man. I thought I was the Avon lady.....
Do you want to see my all natural moisturizer???