Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[~Elizabeth~]

Yes! We can fill them with water, tie them closed, and throw them off the roof at people!

Ooh yeah, let's go!

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Yes! We can fill them with water, tie them closed, and throw them off the roof at people!

I feel I owe you one.

Ahem. Would you care to perform a science experiment on me? I promise it will probably involve my ladybits and your fingers. I will even pretend to be the Bride of Frankenstein, if it helps?

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Ooh yeah, let's go!

I am slow on the uptake, but since you were the last person, I will also offer you a bespoke bad flirt.

Allow me to grace your lips with this sweet, sweet block of cheese. I am sure you will think of me after.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I am slow on the uptake, but since you were the last person, I will also offer you a bespoke bad flirt.

Allow me to grace your lips with this sweet, sweet block of cheese. I am sure you will think of me after.

Oh! I read once you can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese. We must read the same memes

 

[Shenanigans90]

Oh! I read once you can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese. We must read the same memes

My blow up doll and I are looking for a third. Whatcha think hottie?

 

[MedicalMuse]

My blow up doll and I are looking for a third. Whatcha think hottie?

Can I use a strap on with her?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh but they're so much better frozen...

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Oh but they're so much better frozen...

May I use this not-quite-human grade Yankee Candle wax on you?

 

[dawn_of_night]

May I use this not-quite-human grade Yankee Candle wax on you?

I mean....
Maybe we should try something less smelly??

 

[SWR101]

I have a candle made of ear wax if that’s more to you’re liking

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I have a candle made of ear wax if that’s more to you’re liking

Might I offer you a leg hump, my good sir?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have a candle made of ear wax if that’s more to you’re liking

If you're into earwax... Maybe we can swap toe jam too?

 

[SherlockianMan]

If you're into earwax... Maybe we can swap toe jam too?

Let's role play. You be a table leg and I'll be my big toe. I'll slam into you every friggin day.

 

[SWR101]

I know Sherlock was a man of deduction, but I’d like to induct myself into your path

 

[Photog1rl]

Are you a wind sprint because you leave me breathless.

 

[Biggalute]

If you roll your eyes at me I promise to roll them back

 

[JennyCapricorn]

Most women flutter their eyelashes. I flutter my hands <makes shadow puppets of butterflies>

 

[deft]

Most women flutter their eyelashes. I flutter my hands <makes shadow puppets of butterflies>

So... what sign are you?

 

[JennyCapricorn]

So... what sign are you?

caution: dangerous curves ahead

 

[deft]

caution: dangerous curves ahead

It's OK, I have my driving licence!

 

[hopeful_wife]

So do I... and I even drive on the right side of the road.

 

[JennyCapricorn]

So do I... and I even drive on the right side of the road.

Here, let me help you with that <adjusts your blouse>

 

[Mrtenant]

Here, let me help you with that <adjusts your blouse>

Nice tits

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have a candle made of ear wax if that’s more to you’re liking

I mean.... If you wanna see the woman has curves and valleys and.... ...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I just turned fifty. Help me blow out these candles and then let’s see how you blow me!