Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[crazychemgirl]

I just turned fifty. Help me blow out these candles and then let’s see how you blow me!

Oh you like candle play too?

And by candle play I mean dripping pictures on your back in hot wax… and you don’t get to fuck me until you get it right.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Oh you like candle play too?

And by candle play I mean dripping pictures on your back in hot wax… and you don’t get to fuck me until you get it right.

You know when I woke up today, I didn’t know I was adding something to my bucket list!

 

[hopeful_wife]

You know when I woke up today, I didn’t know I was adding something to my bucket list!

(Seductively) Does being seriously disappointed by my lack of sexual prowess appear on that list?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

(Seductively) Does being seriously disappointed by my lack of sexual prowess appear on that list?

Are we role-playing?! Mmm I love that. (Kisses and licks a 20 sided die and rolls it …) mmm a 1. That’s so hot. Yeah, baby. I’m so disappointed. Gawd. Your sex appeal couldn’t get … unghhhhh … any worse!

 

[SWR101]

Is that a rod of stiffening in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[JennyCapricorn]

I’m not so much into adventuring parties as I am parties. Maybe with a good rogue or two.

 

[SWR101]

My Dragonborn rogue is a connoisseur of fine liquors.

 

[JennyCapricorn]

A licker connoisseur, you say?

 

[SWR101]

A licker connoisseur, you say?

Also yes

 

[Artfan2]

A licker connoisseur, you say?

That's a nice turn of the tongue, er, phrase.

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

Settling isn't a bad thing, right?

 

[JennyCapricorn]

Look close, I just had my teeth sharpened! Do you need anything bitten?

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

Funny you mention that

 

[hopeful_wife]

So, uh... Flames, huh?

That sounds pretty cool.

(internal Chris Farley freak out: "oh, flames are cool?! ... idiot!)

 

[Series 6]

So, uh... Flames, huh?

That sounds pretty cool.

(internal Chris Farley freak out: "oh, flames are cool?! ... idiot!)

So uh….what are you hoping for ?

 

[SWR101]

So you’re telling me you’re better than 5 other people?

 

[Series 6]

So you’re telling me you’re better than 5 other people?

You’ll have to ask the other five.

Is that a smart phone in your hand or are you just glad to see me? Wait, that doesn’t make sense. I am an awkward flirter.

 

[hopeful_wife]

I am an awkward flirter.

(Sounds like you're getting an A on this assignment...)

What's the helmet for? Do you fall down a lot, too?

 

[Series 6]

(Sounds like you're getting an A on this assignment...)

What's the helmet for? Do you fall down a lot, too?

Yes, because I find myself falling for you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it too soon to say “I love you?”

 

[deft]

Is it too soon to say “I love you?”

Your chemicals drive me crazy!

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Is that your penis or are you just pleased to see me?

 

[deft]

Have you come this way before?

 

[Trubbycat]

My parole officer is here too so be cool.

 

[Series 6]

My parole officer is here too so be cool.

Can I pet you like a cat until you "meow?